After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Ahem... Jiang Hao! Get off me...!"

Qin Wanyan struggled to escape from the arms of the sleeping Jiang Hao, but... even without exerting any strength, his arms were like a solid wall, heavy and hard, unable to be moved, not at all!

"What did this guy eat to grow up? Why is he so heavy?"

Qin Wanyan lay on the bed, wanting to cry but unable to.

Her chest was like an iron wall, and her thighs were held tightly by Jiang Hao, as if he was afraid that she would fall off the bed while sleeping.

The only thing that could move now was her mouth.

Qin Wanyan bared her teeth: "Hubby, I have no choice but to do this. Who made you the heir of the deaf this early in the morning? I can't wake you up, so I can only..."

Having said that, Qin Wanyan opened her mouth and bit Jiang Hao's arm hard.

"what!"

"Poisonous snake! There's a snake! Wife! A snake is biting me, help!"

Jiang Hao jumped up from the bed and looked everywhere for his wife.

Qin Wanyan was dumbfounded.

What's the situation?

Have a nightmare?

He quickly stood up and hugged the person into his arms.

"It's okay, it's okay! It was just a dream! Darling, I'm here!"

Did I bite too much just now?

It seems that I can’t do this again in the future, otherwise what would happen if I got scared that day?

"Wife..." Jiang Hao said with a look of grievance, "I just saw a huge snake, and it bit my arm..."

Qin Wanyan smiled awkwardly: "Well, it's all a dream, it's not real!"

"But this dream is so real! I can even feel it on my arm..."

Jiang Hao raised his arm, wanting to tell Qin Wanyan that it hurt, but a wound suddenly appeared on his arm.

"Wife, these teeth marks..."

Naturally, he was very familiar with his wife's teeth marks.

"Ahem...um...I just had a dream. I dreamed of eating pig's trotters..."

Qin Wanyan's eyes flickered, but she didn't dare look at Jiang Hao.

Suddenly, Jiang Hao's arm was across in front of him.

"Here, if you want to eat, you can have a few more bites! Your husband has thick skin and flesh, he can withstand the bite!"

Seeing Jiang Hao's mischievous face, Qin Wanyan couldn't help but laughed.

"Who do you take me for?"

"You are my baby! You can eat anywhere you want!"

"Stop being so funny! I need to get up!"

"It's still early! Why don't you sleep a little longer? I'm sure everyone else isn't awake yet!"

"I can't sleep!"

Although she was awake, Qin Wanyan couldn't fall asleep.

"Then get up and I'll take a walk with you?"

"Ok!"

The two of them slowly changed their clothes and got up. When they went out of the yard, they saw smoke rising from the kitchen.

"Who's up so early?"

"Who else could it be? It must be Xiaoyu!"

Jiang Hao guessed it right without even thinking.

"Let's go over and take a look!"

As she spoke, Qin Wanyan pulled Jiang Hao towards the kitchen.

Sure enough, I saw Xiaoyu busy going in and out of the kitchen.

"Xiaoyu!"

"Sister? Why are you guys up?"

Xiaoyu looked up and wiped the sweat off her face.

"Well, get up and walk around in the morning! Why don't you sleep in a little longer?"

"I've been used to getting up early for so many years. I can't lie down! By the way, brother and sister, what do you want to eat in the morning? I'll make it for you!"

"Xiaoyu, you can't always steal my work! If you keep going like this, I'll be invisible next to your sister!" Jiang Hao said jokingly, "To maintain my number one position in my wife's heart, I've decided to make breakfast for her myself this morning!"

"Brother, are you going to improve the food for sister-in-law again?"

"What do you mean by improvement? It means changing the taste! What you cooked is delicious too!"

"Brother, you're such a comforter! My cooking skills are way behind yours!"

Ever since Xiaoyu tasted Jiang Hao's serious cooking, her cooking skills, which she was proud of, have been severely impacted.

"Want to learn? If you do, I'll teach you!"

"miss you!"

"I want to too!" Qin Wanyan also joined in the fun.

However, Jiang Ze, who always responded to his wife's requests, looked embarrassed.

"Wife, why don't you just sit by and watch?"

Qin Wanyan glared. "The previous incidents were just accidents! I'm so smart, how could I not master the essence of cooking? Just wait and see, this time I will definitely be able to make a breakfast that is both delicious and beautiful! Starting with... the vegetable noodles!"

Green vegetable noodles?

Jiang Hao breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Qin Wanyan knew her own limitations and chose a simpler option.

He thought, it’s just cooking some noodles and adding some vegetables to adjust the flavor, nothing should go wrong, right?

"Okay, honey, let's make some vegetable noodles! First, boil some water, right?"

"Why do I need to boil water? Shouldn't you teach me how to knead the dough?"

Making noodles?

Jiang Hao had a bad feeling.

"Wife, you don't want to make your own hand-rolled noodles, do you?"

"Of course! I, Qin Wanyan, always strive for perfection in everything I do. Since I'm going to make noodles, I have to make them the best! Machine-made noodles are too low for my taste. I have to roll them by hand to get the essence of them."

Jiang Hao:......

It’s a good thing for your wife to have confidence!

However, if I start with hand-rolled noodles, I’m afraid I won’t be able to eat these noodles in the morning!

"Okay, then you can just play with the dough over there. No, make noodles over there. If you have any questions, just call me! I'll make you your favorite scallion pancakes."

"Yeah, that's fine! Just tell me how much water to add!"

"Wife, I knead the dough by feel, and flour absorbs water in different ways. You, just add water little by little. If it's dry, add more. If it's wet, add more flour!"

"Okay, I get it! Easy!"

Qin Wanyan sharpened her knife and headed towards the washbasin.

"Wait!" Jiang Hao stopped her, "Put on your apron first!"

As he spoke, he took out a brand new apron, helped her put it on, and tied a bow at the back.

"Okay, that's enough. This way I won't have to worry about getting my clothes dirty!"

"Boom!"

"Thanks husband!"

Qin Wanyan kissed Jiang Hao on the face unexpectedly, then went to pour flour beside her.

Jiang Hao touched the place where Qin Wanyan had kissed him and grinned foolishly.

I immediately started to have a filter for the fact that my wife was cooking.

My wife is so smart. I told her what to do. She will definitely be able to do such a simple thing!

In the past, accidents happened because of opening the fire. Kneading dough is not about opening the fire, so it’s okay!

however……

"Ah! Honey, I added too much flour! It all came out when I poured it back!"

"It's okay, honey, just pour it out!"

"Oops, I think I added too much water!"

"It's okay, just add some more flour!"

After a while, Qin Wanyan came to Jiang Hao again with an innocent look on her face, holding a basin.

"Honey, I think I added too much...is this a lot of flour for noodles?"

"Uh..." Looking at his wife's pitiful face stained with white flour, like a little cat, how could Jiang Hao have any temper?

"It's okay! Just make more! There will be so many people eating soon, I'm afraid there won't be enough food!"

"Not enough? No! I think if there's too much flour, add water, and if there's too much water, add more flour. This dough should still grow!"

Jiang Hao:......

My wife is quite far-sighted and predicted her own results early on!

But seeing how happy and focused she was, Shuohao could only shake his head helplessly.

Never mind, it’s just a bag of flour, go ahead and play with it if you want!

It’s true, as long as the fire is not turned on, Qin Wanyan can still roll out the noodles in a decent manner.

When the thickness was about right, she used a knife to cut strips of hand-rolled noodles from the dough.

"Look, my noodles are ready!"

Qin Wanyan held up her hand-rolled noodles with a proud look on her face.

That proud little expression looks even happier than if he had just closed a big deal!

"Well, my wife is amazing! She even knows how to make noodles, which is so difficult!"

"Hehe, that's right!" Qin Wanyan's tail was about to lift up, "From now on, I don't need your guidance at all! I know it all!"

"What can you do?"

"Of course I know how to cook noodles! Let's boil some water, right?"

"right……"

Why does he feel that his wife is too confident?

Forget it, he should just keep a closer eye on it!