After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan were enjoying themselves, while their colleagues who were having an exciting rafting experience there were having a blast!

Falling into the water is a common occurrence, and some people were photographed with their pants flying out.

"Ah! Whose panties are these? They're red! Holy crap! Lace? Lesbian, your panties fell off!"

"I even saw a pair of... ahem, fake breasts! Whose breasts fell off?"

"Oh my god, who is touching me underwater? Pull me somewhere else, ahhhhh! It hurts!"

After going through 81 trials and tribulations, everyone who reached the shore was in a state of disgrace.

"Hey? Have you seen the boss and the boss lady?"

"It seems not! I saw it at the beginning!"

"Could it be that he was filmed underwater?"

"Hurry up and rescue the boss and his wife! What are you all standing there for?"

However, the lifeguard standing by not only did not move, but also looked at them with sympathy.

"What, what's the matter? Doesn't our boss's life matter anymore?"

The leading lifeguard kindly explained, "Your boss and his wife ran away a long time ago! Before they left, they told us to take good care of you! We must rescue every one of you!"

Everyone looked at each other, unable to believe that they had been stood up again!

"I was wondering why the boss agreed so readily! He must have planned this all along!"

"I suspect he's hiding in the corner, watching us!"

"Does this even need to be done secretly? Isn't there someone live-broadcasting the entire process nearby?"

That’s right, Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan watched the live broadcast the entire time and laughed to death.

"Hahaha! They finally figured it out! Oh my god, this is so funny! I've been waiting for this moment!"

Jiang Hao fell down on the kayak laughing.

Qin Wanyan kicked him with her foot: "You are laughing so happily now, haven't you ever thought that you will be surrounded and blocked in a while?"

"Hahaha! We'll be surrounded and blocked soon, why should I laugh now?"

I don’t know if it will hurt later, but it feels so good to laugh now!

In fact, Qin Wanyan also found it quite funny, especially when she saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Hahaha! Master Jiang, your own people are really a jerk! Hahaha!"

"Today's young actors and actresses didn't show any signs of acting at all. I believe this was all premeditated by Jiang Hao, and they were completely unaware of it!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Their acting isn't that good!"

"Can you please release the part where Jiang Hao is being chased and intercepted? I can pay for it!"

"I've gotten tons of memes today! I've collected all the negative information in one day!"

"Believe it or not, Young Master Jiang was watching the screen from the side?"

"Master Jiang, we love watching live broadcasts like this. We're giving you a big rocket!"

Qin Wanyan suddenly looked nervous.

"Hurry, hurry, let's hide! The people from your studio are chasing us!"

"What? With their intelligence, how could they find out our whereabouts so quickly?"

Jiang Hao picked up his phone and watched the live broadcast room.

Sure enough, a large group of colleagues were running towards them, led by Zheng Yingjun.

"Oh my goodness, I thought so! It's Zheng Yingjun. He must have gotten some information out of Xiaoyu! Come on, let's go that way!"

The uncle rowed the boat so hard that the oars were almost sending out sparks.

But one person's strength is limited after all, so Qin Wanyan rolled up her sleeves and got to work. She took the spare oar beside her and started rowing.

"Oh my goodness, please stop rowing!" the old man begged for mercy. "The boat is spinning in circles! Let me do it!"

Qin Wanyan silently withdrew one of the oars and bowed her head to admit her mistake.

Jiang Hao touched his overly cute wife with amusement.

"Wife, just let the uncle row! Just watch, they won't be able to catch up even if they do!"

"why?"

"You don't think their rowing skills are better than yours, right? Hahahaha!"

"Uh..." That's right!

Qin Wanyan suddenly relaxed.

When I looked at the live broadcast room, I laughed again.

"Hahaha! How did they row the boat? They even rowed themselves into the water? They're even worse than me!"

"Only Xiaoyu can be called an opponent! The others are no match for me!"

Qin Wanyan drank milk tea while watching the live broadcast, and thought it was much more interesting than watching some sea cucumber men playing football!

Before the group of people caught up, Jiang Hao leisurely directed the uncle to turn to another road, and unexpectedly they found a bright future and arrived at a deserted paradise.

"This...isn't it too beautiful?"

Qin Wanyan didn't dare to speak loudly, for fear that the illusion would disappear if she spoke a little louder.

A layer of mist hangs over the calm lake surface, and the towering trees by the lake are reflected on the lake surface, looking unreal and real, as if in a fairyland.

“Crack!” “Crack!”

Jiang Hao kept taking pictures, capturing the scene where Qin Wanyan seemed to be integrated with the beautiful scenery.

Qin Wanyan praised Jingmei and asked him to say that his wife was the most beautiful!

Even the Queen Mother of the West has to hide away out of inferiority when she comes down to earth!

But... no matter how many times I take pictures, I always feel like something is weird!

When Jiang Hao's eyes fell on the kayak, he found the reason.

With such beautiful scenery, I actually brought a kayak. What a mistake!

There was no other way, he could only use the angle to try not to take pictures of the kayak.

"Yes, yes, right, this angle, don't move!"

Qin Wanyan in the frame smiled sweetly and reached out her hand to gently stroke the water surface.

The mist set off her face, making it look like a dream. Jiang Hao searched through all the words and finally came up with two words: beautiful!

“The fish here are so beautiful!”

Qin Wanyan leaned over and looked at the fish under the water through the surface.

Suddenly, an orange fish with a skirt jumped out of the water, just touching Qin Wanyan's lips and nose, which was both beautiful and weird!

Jiang Hao captured this scene and was so excited that he wanted to dance on the kayak.

"I got it, I got it! Honey, you were like a mermaid princess, accepting kisses from your people!"

Qin Wanyan felt a little numb from all the compliments. She even suspected that Jiang Hao was just coaxing her!

Isn't it too perfunctory to keep praising her beauty over and over again?

Jiang Hao saw that Qin Wanyan was unhappy, but without saying anything, he pulled her to look at the photos he had just taken.

The movements that Qin Wanyan thought were ordinary turned out to be so lifelike under Jiang Hao's camera.

It can be seen from the photos that Jiang Hao, who took the photos, had Qin Wanyan in his heart and eyes, which is why he made the photo of Qin Wanyan look more beautiful than the scenery.

"How is it? Is the fairy in the photo pretty?"

"Ahem! Pretty, pretty!"

Qin Wanyan's ears turned red.

It’s so shameful to praise yourself for being beautiful!

"Boom!"

"My wife is the best in the world!"

The uncle held the oar in his hand, looked up at the sky, and tried hard to create the impression that he was just a tool.

He doesn't exist! He doesn't exist!

Damn, they're almost mouth to mouth!

The uncle quickly changed the direction to look!

Hey, that birdie kiss is pretty good!

"Frog Fun! There they are! Good fellows, are they hiding so well?"

"Jiang Hao, don't run! If you have the guts, don't run!"