After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Hey, honey! It's hot!"

Unexpectedly, Qin Wanyan just wiped her lips and praised: "Well, not bad!"

"Wife, don't you think it's spicy?"

"No! I think it tastes good! Give me another one!"

Jiang Hao didn't dare to give more. The wine had such a strong aftertaste. Only he could drink it like this without getting drunk after drinking a thousand cups.

Didn’t you see that those guys who insisted on drinking just now are now lying down?

"My dear wife, this wine is not suitable for you! You and Xiaoyu should go drink some fruit wine!"

After coaxing Qin Wanyan to go to Xiaoyu, and signaling Xiaoyu with his eyes to help watch Qin Wanyan, Jiang Hao turned around and went to drink with others.

"Xiaoyu, are all men like this? They don't want wives anymore when they have brothers?"

Qin Wanyan was a little jealous.

Xiaoyu smiled with her eyes curved. "Sister, my dear sister, listen to what you are saying? Brother almost holds you in his mouth! He takes you with him wherever he goes, and when he eats, he always takes care of you first and eats your leftovers himself! Brother is just drinking with others, not fighting with them!"

Qin Wanyan was amused by her.

"Then why doesn't he take me drinking? He can drink, but I can't?"

"Sister, don't you know how beautiful you are when you're drunk? Your face is as beautiful as a peach blossom, and your figure is naturally charming! I'm just afraid that someone will steal you!"

"Where did you learn all these messed up things, little girl?"

"Hey, that Zheng Yingjun knows a lot, he told me everything!"

Xiaoyu looked adoring.

The corners of Qin Wanyan's mouth twitched.

You are such a bad guy, Zheng Yingjun, you are leading the kids astray!

"Ah!"

Zheng Yingjun, who was about to toast, sprayed Jiang Hao in the face.

"You're really gross!"

Jiang Hao quickly ran to the faucet and washed it over and over again.

"Hey, hey, hey! You don't care if I have a cold, brother? What's the point of washing your face so many times? Is there a toilet in my mouth that you dislike it so much?"

Jiang Hao said with a wet face: "Your mouth stinks! It stinks even more than your big golden retriever! Have you not pooped in a few days?"

"How did you know?"

"Because... it stinks!"

Jiang Hao couldn't help but wash it again.

This is really disgusting.

"Hahahaha!"

A group of colleagues laughed at Zheng Yingjun's ugly face.

"Hey, hey, hey! All of you can't drink more than him alone, and you still have the nerve to laugh at me?"

Well, it hurts. One third of the people around him have already fallen drunk, but Jiang Hao still doesn't seem drunk at all.

"Still drinking? Or are you just giving in?"

Jiang Hao asked.

"You're kidding! We're fighting! Keep going!"

The group of people began to take turns toasting Jiang Hao.

The result was that except for Zheng Yingjun who drank the fake wine, everyone else fell down after drinking it.

Well, the afternoon activities are canceled!

"Alright, I've taken photos as evidence! Zheng Yingjun, go contact the TV station and have them plan a variety show and have everyone from our company appear on it!"

Zheng Yingjun gave him a thumbs-up: "You're awesome! But where did all that water go?"

As he said that, Zheng Yingjun was about to touch his belly.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Where are you touching?"

"Hey, they're all men, why are you hiding?"

"That's not where men can touch everything!"

"What are you thinking, kid? I'm just touching your belly to see where all the water has gone!"

"Stop touching me! I'm going to the bathroom!"

Jiang Hao slapped Zheng Yingjun's hand away and ran to the bathroom in a hurry.

Zheng Yingjun was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! This kid is really good at pretending. He fooled me!"

After taking a picture of Jiang Hao's embarrassed figure, Zheng Yingjun sat at Qin Wanyan and the others' table.

"Wow, you guys just want to drink juice? Jiang Hao is not here now, I'll pour you some wine."

"Brother Yingjun, I won't let us drink!"

"He said he wouldn't let you do that, so why are you so obedient? Then you call me brother, so why don't you listen to me?"

"Because Brother Jiang Hao won't harm us!"

"So you mean I want to harm you?"

Qin Wanyan was holding her chin, drinking juice, and watching them bickering leisurely.

It seems that Zheng Yingjun is really attracted to Xiaoyu!

She has to persuade Xiaoyu to do a careful investigation, otherwise she will be seduced by Zheng Yingjun, the playboy!

After a while, Jiang Hao finally came out of the bathroom.

"Why did it take so long?"

"How can there not be a lot of water after storing it for such a long time?" Jiang Hao sat down casually, picked up Qin Wanyan's chopsticks and started eating.

"Hey, those are my chopsticks!"

"I know, what does it matter?"

Jiang Hao ate his food without even raising his head.

I was just busy drinking and my mouth is full of the taste of alcohol.

"Okay..." Qin Wanyan looked concerned. "After drinking so much, are you feeling dizzy or nauseous? I'll make you some hangover soup, shall I?"

"Need not!"

Jiang Hao grabbed Qin Wanyan's hand as she was about to stand up: "I'm not drunk! I'm just a little hungry, just eat something!"

"Then I'll get you some food!"

This time Jiang Hao did not stop Qin Wanyan.

"Brother, the food is cold, how about I heat it up?"

Zheng Yingjun felt a little jealous.

"Someone is so lucky! So many people care about me! I've been sitting here for ages, and no one even thought to pour me a glass of juice!"

Jiang Hao swallowed the food in his mouth and teased, "Are you jealous? If you are jealous, then find yourself a wife!"

"Then a wife is like cabbage on the street, can she be found everywhere? This is all about fate!"

His eyes involuntarily followed Xiaoyu.

"Go after her if you like her, but once you touch some girls, you have to take responsibility!"

"Hey! You really understand me, brother! How about you say a few good words for me in front of Xiaoyu?"

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes at him.

"Go after your own wife! What's the use of asking me to chase her? You have to conquer her with your own charm!"

"Oh, but I've been secretly snooping around these past couple of days, and I've discovered that Xiaoyu has absolutely no clue about relationships. No matter what I do, she doesn't understand what I mean! What should I do? Should I just go up to her and tell her straight out that I want to date her? Wouldn't that scare her off?"

"That's why I call you a beast! She's just an adult, and you actually want to take her to be your wife! You can't be impatient with a girl like this, you have to let her see your sincerity! Take your time!"

"Then my parents are urging me to get married!"

"Oh, then go find another girl to cause trouble! Xiaoyu is just an adult, and she has to be 20 to get married! Besides, it's not good for a girl to get married too early. As her brother, I must be responsible for her life! Forget about it for the next few years. I will help her take the self-study exams and teach her how to run her own business! So that a beast like you won't destroy her so early!"

"Hey! Brothers? Why am I a beast? I'm famous for my principles in the entertainment industry! I'm not the kind of person who messes around!"

"How could I not know? I only heard people in the circle praise you as a popular lover, who has everything going for you!"