After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Oh!"

Jiang Hao obediently covered the front of his face, but when he felt the back was also chilly, he took the initiative to pick another leaf to cover the back.

Qin Wanyan expressed her satisfaction, patted him, walked aside, and made a gesture to the void.

Soon, a bodyguard appeared with a bag in his hand.

"Miss, clothes!"

"Yeah, great! Did you do as I told you?"

"Yes! One to one restoration!"

Qin Wanyan looked into the bag and nodded with satisfaction.

"Well, fine, you can leave first!" Just as he was about to turn around, he warned, "You all, stay away!"

"Yes, Miss!"

The bodyguard retreated with an expression that said, "We all understand, just take your time, Miss."

Qin Wanyan curled her lips, turned around and handed the clothes to Jiang Hao.

"Honey, go change into something! It's real leather, so warm!"

"What the hell? Real leather? Honey, you don't really need to wear a leather jacket in this weather, do you?"

Jiang Hao said that he was not that weak!

"Go put it on!"

Qin Wanyan's tone was unquestionable.

"If you don't change it, I'll change it for you myself!"

Jiang Hao shuddered. He felt that it would be better for him to listen to his wife now, otherwise it might not be so easy for her to "change it herself"!

He quickly climbed up to the tree house and opened the bag of clothes.

When I took out that exclusive custom-made outfit, I was completely stunned...

Are you sure this isn't a piece of clothing made from someone's discarded leftovers?

Is that animal skin that can’t cover both the front and back of the butt a skirt?

After all, the fabric of the animal skin on the upper body should be saved. If it is really worn underneath, it is only enough to serve as a belt.

That width is not even as wide as the cuff on my wrist!

Jiang Hao poked his head out of the tree house and asked Qin Wanyan weakly who was lying on the ground.

"Wife...are you sure this is for me?"

"Of course! The sizes are all based on yours!"

"Wife, is our family bankrupt?"

"Why do you say that?"

"Otherwise, why would you be so stingy when making clothes? With so little fabric left, what can you cover with it?"

"Everything that should be covered is covered! Put it on so I can see!"

Qin Wanyan couldn't wait to see him wearing the orc suit. In such a natural environment, the orc suit must be very suitable!

But Jiang Hao was still hesitant.

He can wear a maid costume, a cat costume, or a bunny costume!

But he is not used to streaking!

What's the difference between this dress and streaking?

Just when he was trying to find a reason to refuse, he looked up and was shocked!

Oh my god, when did my wife come up?

He clearly didn't hear any sound just now!

Could it be that he was distracted?

"Honey, don't you know how to wear it? It's okay, I can!"

As he said that, he directly took off his last layer of clothes!

"No! Wife! No! Wife!"

Shrill screams continued to be heard from the tree house, as if a young lady in the old society was being pushed into doing something she shouldn't have.

Some small animals gathered next to the tree house, watching what was happening inside with curiosity.

Later, more and more small animals came to watch the fun. It seems that humans are not the only ones who like gossip.

Jiang Hao was already wearing a beast suit, and he was whimpering in the corner like a forced decent woman.

"Honey...are you sure you want me to dress like this and go fishing with you down there?"

"Yeah! Isn't that great? You won't even get wet if you walk into the creek!"

"But honey, you clearly said it's real leather and very warm!"

"Just asking you, is it real leather?"

"Yes! But it's not warm!"

Qin Wanyan reached out and touched Jiang Hao's knife-like cheek. Such slow and deliberate teasing made Jiang Hao's temperature rise instantly.

"Wife..."

"Is it hot?"

Qin Wanyan withdrew her hand.

"What...hot?"

"Didn't you just say it wasn't hot enough? Now, is it hot?"

"It's hot, it's hot!"

"It's good to be warm! Let's go fishing! I'm starving!"

Qin Wanyan couldn't wait to see Jiang Hao wearing an orc costume and sticking his butt out in the stream to fish.

With this outfit, you can get a lot of benefits just by bending over slightly!

Qin Wanyan climbed down the tree faster than ever before, leaving Jiang Hao stunned.

"Wife...why are you...so fast?"

Is this still his weak and helpless wife?

"Oh, I'm not strong enough, so I just slipped down! Just take your time! This tree is a little hard to hold onto!"

"Oh!" Jiang Hao didn't think it was difficult to catch. He thought it was easy to climb and even wanted to jump down directly.

When he had this thought, Qin Wanyan stopped him.

"Honey, go slower! Slow down! You look so beautiful climbing that tree! Your muscles are so beautiful!"

"Really, really?"

Jiang Hao was delighted.

This is his wife praising his appearance so seriously!

That’s right, he is such a superficial person. He just wants his wife to like his appearance and be obsessed with his appearance!

"Yeah, that's right, just the same pose as before. Open your legs a little more and step on that branch! Very beautiful, hold it! I'll take a picture for you!"

"Will this pose really look good?"

Jiang Hao expressed his doubts, but his IQ would automatically drop when he met his wife, so he didn't realize at all that Qin Wanyan was taking advantage of him.

"Good-looking! Very good-looking!"

Qin Wanyan took a bunch of eye-catching photos, and finally took a perfunctory photo of Jiang Hao's front, to use it to deal with Jiang Hao later.

The tree in the tree house was only three meters high, but under Qin Wanyan's guidance, Jiang Hao climbed up to create the effect of a red carpet.