After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Wife, I don't agree! You're so beautiful. The men here have never seen anyone as beautiful as you in their entire lives. If they all flock around you, I won't be able to resist breaking their legs!"

"Don't worry, I'll establish my authority once I get to school. I'll make sure no man dares to get close to me!"

"Really?" Jiang Hao's eyes rolled around. "What if those men still pester you? Can I declare you my wife right then and there?"

"Sure! But you don't have that chance!"

"I'm not convinced by what you said! I want to rely on my own efforts to win the position of the first wife!"

"Are you childish?" Qin Wanyan almost died of laughter. "I was just pretending for a while! It's like I've become a divorced husband!"

"If you pretend not to know each other when you meet at school, isn't that just like being a widow?"

Jiang Hao buried his furry head in Qin Wanyan's neck and rubbed it hard.

"It's itchy, stop moving!"

"I won't! I won't! You bad wife!"

"Don't be so anxious!" Qin Wanyan tried to organize her words. "Don't you think it's exciting to have a secret relationship at school?"

"fall in love?"

Jiang Hao raised his head.

"Yes! Think about it, a pure campus romance, between a teacher and a student..."

"What? Student?" Jiang Hao pointed at himself in astonishment. "You want me to be a student? You want to be a teacher?"

"Yeah! What's the problem? We're only hiring one teacher! Do I look like a student to you?"

Jiang Hao: Not like that, but like a leader!

It’s not that Qin Wanyan is old, but Qin Wanyan’s aura is really... too oppressive!

"Besides, a lot of information has to come from students. Adults are very defensive, so we might not be able to get it. So I need you to build good relationships with the students and gather information. Do you understand?"

"I understand! Whatever my wife says is what it is!"

"Yeah! But, I'm just trying to find out... If a bunch of little sisters gather around you, I'll punish you!"

"How to punish?"

Jiang Hao was extremely curious.

"Oh, you'll know when the time comes! So hold on tight!"

"I'm a very loyal husband! I won't let those little girls take advantage of me!"

"Boys aren't allowed either!"

"Boy?" Jiang Hao felt a chill and rubbed the goose bumps on his hands. "Wife, I'm not that easygoing!"

Qin Wanyan was shocked by her own outrageous words. She herself didn't know why she said such things.

(As an aside, a male broadcaster I know found a job, but his male boss harassed him in the workplace, scaring his children into quitting.)

"Then it all depends on your performance!"

"Then teacher, if I encounter a problem at school that I can't solve, can I come to you?"

Jiang Hao quickly got into the role.

"Ahem! Sure!"

"Then teacher, if I'm bullied by my classmates, can I go to you to complain? You will help me deal with them, right?"

Qin Wanyan was furious: "It's all dirty!"

Jiang Hao laughed, like a kid who got some candy.

Thinking about it this way, it seems quite fun!

He began to look forward to it!

The next day, Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan rode their bikes to Wang Mingde's house.

At that time, Wang Mingde was still leisurely eating breakfast.

His silly son was making trouble nearby.

"Wang Mingde!"

"Who the hell called me by my full name?" Wang Mingde slammed his chopsticks and was ready to go out and fight.

Anyone dares to ride on his head!

As soon as the door opens...

Damn, why is this plague god here?

"What? You don't welcome us?"

Jiang Hao crossed his arms over his chest, smiling.

"No, no, no, how can that be? Come in, come in!" He turned around and yelled at his wife, "What are you still standing there for? Tell the kitchen to make two more dishes!"

The woman rolled her eyes at him and turned to go back into the house.

"Are you two coming today?"

"I'm here to ask you for a favor! You don't have to be afraid!"

Although Jiang Hao had a smile on his face, Wang Mingde didn't dare to take it lightly.

He still remembered the intimidation of Jiang Hao yesterday when he killed everyone with just a utility knife.

Wang Mingde doesn't think he is more resilient than his men.