After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

Qin Wanyan narrowed her eyes dangerously.

The bodyguard hiding in the dark felt a chill down his spine. Oh my god, what an unexpected disaster!

Jiang Hao insisted on giving them

Bringing breakfast is not something they asked you to do!

Jiang Hao shook off his goosebumps. "Don't talk nonsense! What do you mean by favor? They just benefited from your influence!"

"Oh, I thought I needed to change my bodyguards!"

Qin Wanyan scooped a spoonful of porridge into her mouth.

Although her tone was light, the bodyguards did not think their lady was joking.

"What do you want to change? They've been with you for so long. Apart from being a bit greedy, there's nothing wrong with them!"

The bodyguards nodded repeatedly in the dark.

Fortunately, this pretty boy still has some conscience and speaks well of them!

"Alright then! Since you said you want to stay, then stay!"

After breakfast, they checked out and left.

Jiang Hao took a taxi and brought Qin Wanyan to a dusty bus station.

"Um...are we going to take the car here? That one?"

Qin Wanyan pointed at the minibus.

How far has this car been found?

There's only one door! The seats up there are very crowded.

“Yes, and there’s only one bus a day!”

Seeing Qin Wanyan dumbfounded, Jiang Hao patted his back soothingly.

"Honey, don't be surprised. Buses in small places are all like this. You'll get used to it after seeing it so many times!"

"So... they... are also going to ride together?"

I watched the lady next to me skillfully put two poultry into bags, with only their heads exposed, cackles at her.

Wang Hao and the two ducks stared at each other.

In fact, he was a little confused. After all, no matter how bad his life was in his previous life, the conditions for company business trips were quite good. Not to mention this kind of bus, even buses were very rare. Basically, you either had a first-class seat on the high-speed rail or flew directly.

Today's bus should be a special urban-rural bus. In order to facilitate farmers, they are allowed to bring poultry on board.

"Well, it's nice to experience their local customs and culture! Hahaha!"

Fortunately, their seats were in the front, avoiding close contact with various cute little animals.

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan's seats were actually not together. He was sitting in the back row, while Qin Wanyan's seat was a single seat in the front row.

And Jiang Hao was so shameless that he insisted on squeezing together with Qin Wanyan!

How could one seat hold two people? As one could imagine, Jiang Hao simply hugged her and sat her on his lap, shamelessly enjoying Qin Wanyan's swaying as the car bumped along.

However, the sound of chickens and ducks made the rear carriage extremely lively along the way.

Jiang Hao and Qin Wanyan were watching the fire from the other side of the river, occupying the best geographical location to watch the show.

"Mind your duck! It ate my food!"

"You chicken, you're so happy to eat it all by yourself, and you're blaming my duck!"

"Ouch! Whose fish jumped out!"

"Whose durian is this? Can you please tone down the smell?"

"Are you dreaming? Where did the durian come from?"

"Some people's feet are worse than durian! I'm talking about you. Put on your shoes!"

Qin Wanyan watched with great interest. It was much more interesting than what she saw on TV.

Some people speak like they are telling jokes, with the unique accent of the locals.

Jiang Hao saw that she looked relaxed and seemed to be adapting well.

He thought that Qin Wanyan would have a mysophobia attack when she saw this life that was completely different from her usual life, and it would take at least some time for her to adapt.

"Does it look good?"

"Mmm! It looks good!"

"Can you understand?"

"What's there to not understand? Isn't it easy to understand?"

Qin Wanyan looked strange.

"Uh..." Wang Hao thought she was eating melons seriously and was laughing because they looked funny. "So, what did they talk about?"

"What? You don't understand? Beg me! Beg me and I'll tell you!"

How could Jiang Hao not understand? His grandmother was from City G.

But he wanted to see whether Qin Wanyan really understood or was just pretending to understand.

After all, she had never been to City G before.

"Honey, please translate for me~ I want to laugh too~"

I don’t know if it was because Jiang Hao’s voice was too prominent or everyone suddenly didn’t want to talk anymore, but the carriage suddenly became quiet.

Everyone looked at Jiang Hao who was acting like a spoiled child.

"This guy is quite good-looking, but he doesn't look like a man!"

"What do you know? A true man is one who can bend and stretch! How can an old woman like you understand the interests of a young couple?"

As they were talking, Qin Wanyan translated maliciously into Jiang Hao's ear.

Jiang Hao: There’s no need for Dak to translate in such detail!

At the same time, he also admired Qin Wanyan's talent for languages.

"Wife, with your talent for languages, you must have learned several foreign languages."

"Well, I know twelve mainstream languages, and a few lesser-known ones too. Basically, none of the languages ​​I've heard of are too difficult!"

Jiang Hao looked at her nonchalant expression, and two words popped up in his mind, "monster"!

This is God’s favorite!

But thinking that such an excellent wife is his, Jiang Hao feels very happy.

I couldn’t help but hug my wife and give her a big kiss!

Qin Wanyan: I’m too embarrassed to look at it!

Perhaps because the two of them were too eye-catching, the old men and women didn't care about their chickens, ducks, fish and meat, and kept pointing and talking at the two of them.

"These two are so handsome! They look like fortune-bringing boys who walked out of a painting!"

"That skin is so radiant! I wonder whose kid has brought his wife home!"

"I don't know how she got this look, but her face is so tender you could squeeze water out of it!"

"If I were ten years younger, I would chase her too!"

"Do you have any shame? Your teeth are leaking!"

Qin Wanyan felt like her back was almost being pierced through!