After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"But wherever my wife washes, it smells good!"

Jiang Hao sniffed and smelled Qin Wanyan's body fragrance in the air, feeling satisfied.

I quickly got into the shower and closed the door.

It’s wonderful to take a shower with my wife’s body fragrance!

"Why did you take so long to shower? I almost fell asleep with Ah Huang!"

Maybe because she was a little sleepy, Qin Wanyan's voice sounded a bit coquettish, cute and silly.

Jiang Hao felt soft in his heart after hearing this, and he wanted to hug her tightly.

"Mua~"

He held his wife's face and gave her a big kiss, then picked up the little kitten in her arms and threw it to Aunt Wang who was waiting outside the door.

"Auntie Wang, tell Xiao Jin to keep an eye on her daughter! If she runs out late at night again, I'll make her into dog meat next time!"

"Yes! Uncle!"

Jiang Hao closed and locked the door in one go.

Now, no living creatures can disturb the world of him and his wife!

"Your smile is so obscene... If someone didn't know, they would think you were going to do something unspeakable!"

"If you want, I can also force myself to do it!"

"Screw you!"

Qin Wanyan kicked him.

Jiang Hao quickly grabbed her foot and sniffed it obscenely.

"It's so fragrant!"

This action made Qin Wanyan's face turn red.

"Are you disgusting? You even smell feet..."

"My wife's feet smell so good, how can they be disgusting?" Jiang Hao looked like he wanted to take a bite, which scared Qin Wanyan so much that she quickly pulled her foot back.

"Coward!" Jiang Hao stopped teasing her and started preparing the manicure set with a smile.

Qin Wanyan gave him her left hand, and Jiang Hao skillfully used nail clippers to shape it, and then polished it carefully with a nail sharpener.

"How come you are so skilled? How many people have you repaired?"

"One!" Jiang Hao answered casually.

"One? Who?"

Qin Wanyan did not deny that she was jealous!

Thinking that he had trimmed nails for others, she wanted to chop that person's hands off!

No matter male or female!

"me!"

Jiang Hao seemed unaware of the depressing aura surrounding Qin Wanyan and answered naturally.

"When you say someone, are you referring to yourself?"

"Of course! Why would I cut someone else's nails when I have nothing better to do?" Jiang Hao looked at Qin Wanyan with disdain, then said flatteringly, "Of course my wife is none other than me! My wife smells delicious from head to toe!"

If Wu Mingyuan saw Jiang Hao being so flattering, he probably wouldn't want to acknowledge him as his brother...

Have some face!

"How about it, honey? My cooking skills are pretty good, right?"

Jiang Hao looked at Qin Wanyan's hand with satisfaction.

Round and full, perfect!

"Yeah, that's pretty good!"

For children, encouragement is the main thing!

"Yeah, you think it looks good too, right? Actually, I think the fingers are a bit monotonous! Honey, I actually have another skill, do you want to let me show it off?"

"You tell me! I'll consider it!"

Qin Wanyan had a bad feeling.

"I'm actually pretty good at nail art. Do you want me to customize a set of nails just for you?"

"No thanks!"

"You want it? Haha! I knew my wife would support me the most! Don't worry, I will definitely make it beautiful!"

Qin Wanyan: It is true that birds of a feather flock together. Jiang Hao has actually contracted the selective deafness of Butler Zhao!

"Can I not get my nails done?"

"You want something a little plain, right? Sure! I'll pick a soft pastel color for you! Pastel green, also pink! Add a little pink! Pastel blue would also look good!"

Then Qin Wanyan watched her fingers being painted with colorful colors, one color for each finger. Well, when she stretched out her hand, there were three more colors than a rainbow!

Awesome!

"Honey, your toenails are so cute too. It would be a shame not to add some cartoon designs!"

"Can I not?"

"What? You're worried that I'll be tired? Not at all!"

Jiang Hao fiddled with Qin Wanyan's toenails enthusiastically.

Qin Wanyan simply stopped watching and gave up!

It's just nails, not hair.

It’s okay! It’s okay!

It turns out that Jiang Hao's understanding of cartoons is a bit biased!

In addition, the hands may not be able to keep up with the brain's ideas in terms of technology, so the finished products are ugly, weird and unique.

Looking at Jiang Hao's eyes expecting praise, Qin Wanyan struggled to find his strengths.

"Hmm, very unique! Unconventional! A breath of fresh air in the nail art world! The skull is pretty good! So lifelike!"

Qin Wanyan decided that she would not wear open-toed sandals until the pattern was washed off.

She is not afraid of being ugly, but she is afraid that if she stretches her feet out, she will scare the children on the street!

Who has skulls painted on their black nails?

"Honey, those are Minions! Not skulls!"

"So, where is he yellow?"

"Heart yellow!"