After becoming a villain, I stay away from the crazy male and female protagonists

"Be good and have a lollipop! How about lychee flavor?"

Jiang Hao took out several lollipops as if coaxing a child.

"How many lollipops do you have on you? If someone didn't know, they would think you were pregnant!"

"I do!" Jiang Hao pointed at Qin Wanyan, "Aren't you my baby?"

Qin Wanyan opened her mouth, bit his index finger, and bared her teeth.

"Who's your baby? I don't have a father as young as you!"

"Be gentle, my ancestors! It hurts!"

Qin Wanyan hummed a few times before loosening her cherry lips.

Jiang Hao's fingers were neatly marked with two rows of teeth marks, one above and one below.

"Were you a puppy in your previous life? Why do you like biting people so much?"

Qin Wanyan glanced at him sideways. "Didn't you say I was a tigress? Then I'm born in the Year of the Tiger! So what? Are you afraid? Tigers will confine their prey to their territory and bite anyone who comes!"

"So where do you want to bite? Can I take a shower before I do it? What flavor do you like? Lemon? Rose? Lavender?"

"I like……"

Qin Wanyan leaned close to Jiang Hao's ear and whispered.

Jiang Hao was stunned for a moment, then laughed.

"Okay then! Let's just have the original flavor!"

"I also bought you some... different things. Wear them and show them to me when the time comes!"

"What's different?"

Jiang Hao had a bad feeling.

"You'll see it when you get there! Are you in such a hurry to know what to do?"

"I just... want to be mentally prepared!"

"No need to be mentally prepared. What's there to prepare for when it comes to getting dressed? The boss said everything is one size fits all! Actually, I asked the boss if they had any larger sizes, but he said, 'This is only one size, so any size can be worn!'"

All sizes can be worn...

Jiang Hao couldn’t imagine it. Forget it, let’s just wait until the things arrive!

Qin Wanyan's life is so simple that she shouldn't be exposed to anything too unconventional.

"Why didn't she kiss him?"

Qin Wanyan's puzzled voice came.

"Um... because I'm embarrassed and reserved! Girls in that era were more conservative!"

"I don't understand. If you like someone, just go for it! For example..."

Qin Wanyan paused, then held Jiang Hao's face and kissed him hard.

There was a loud "pop" sound that even the sound of the movie couldn't cover up.

Now, everyone around looked over.

Jiang Hao's old face turned red, and he didn't care that the movie was not over yet. He directly pulled Qin Wanyan out of the screening room.

"What's wrong? The movie isn't over yet!"

"Well... well... it's just a romance movie, that's all! Let's go to the food court and eat!"

"Are you embarrassed? Because I kissed you?"

"No, you are thinking too much!"

He said so, but Jiang Hao's ears honestly turned red.

"Don't you really like kissing me? Why are you shy?"

A passerby happened to be walking by and pointed at them and laughed with his hand covering his mouth.

Jiang Hao quickly covered Qin Wanyan's mouth and walked into the elevator.

He only let go of Qin Wanyan's mouth when the elevator door closed.

"My dear wife, why are you so cute?"

Jiang Hao had an expression that said "I really can't do anything with you". Afraid that she would ask some shocking questions, he simply leaned over and kissed her red lips.

Qin Wanyan closed her eyes in enjoyment, and even when she felt that Jiang Hao wanted to leave, she took the initiative to approach him to keep him.

Just this persuasion made Jiang Hao forget that they were still in the elevator and someone might come in at any time.

Jiang Hao suddenly woke up when the elevator dinged.

When a group of people walked into the elevator, Jiang Hao subconsciously protected Qin Wanyan in the corner.

He didn't want anyone to see Qin Wanyan's charming look at this moment.

Qin Wanyan hid in his arms, smiled foolishly, and said silently: "So, you are a coward!"

Jiang Hao wanted to bite the little woman in his arms.

This little heartless guy!

After everyone else got off the elevator, Jiang Hao picked up the person and strode directly to the car.