Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

The two girls who would become Yan Ruchen's wives in the future were now hugging each other with their heads down, sobbing silently, not daring to look up at Yan Ruchen at all.

In the original novel, these two people only appeared in the later period of the novel. At that time, Yan Ruchen had already unified the world. He passed by the magic cave to kill monsters and accidentally met two little Taoist nuns who were lost and broke in. After bravely rescuing them, the two little Taoist nuns were instantly conquered by Yan Ruchen's charm. They expressed their love for him that night and were taken back by Yan Ruchen the next day and put into his harem.

But they actually appeared now, and in the Wangshuiling copy. It seems that the plot has really shifted to grandma's house.

Guan Shanyu silently shook his head. It seemed like the plot had gone off the rails and there was no way back. He closed his eyes for a moment, knowing Yan Ruchen was watching him, but he pretended nothing had happened. He wiped the mouth of the kettle clean and handed it to Yan Ruchen's two future wives, saying, "My two fellow Taoists, have some water, have some water."

Yan Ruchen stared at Guan Shanyu as he extended his hand, then watched him withdraw it, then watched him awkwardly rubbing his hands. Although he didn't quite understand Guan Shanyu's bewildered look, he thought about it again. He was usually eccentric and eccentric, and it would be a waste of time to fuss over such trivial matters. So he took a deep breath, adjusted his mindset, and decided to ignore it.

Guan Shanyu stood aside, as quiet as a chicken. Seeing that Yan Ruchen had no intention of arguing with him, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. But before he could exhale, he heard Su Yi say, "By the way, some disciples from Zixiao Spiritual Realm also came over a few days ago. There were about three or four of them."

Guan Shanyu opened his eyes wide and asked hurriedly, "Do you know who is coming?"

Su Yi shook her head and said, "I don't know them. We just saw each other from a distance, and then they went off to look for monsters. I haven't seen them since."

Guan Shanyu turned to look at Yan Ruchen. Yan Ruchen noticed the gaze on him and knew that he probably wanted to ask if Song Ziye had arrived. He chuckled inwardly and deliberately didn't look back at him. He just said to the disciples, "I understand the situation. This time we are here to thoroughly investigate the situation. Shanyu, please check their injuries. I'll go out and take a look."

After saying this, Yan Ruchen was about to turn around when someone suddenly grabbed his wrist. He turned back and saw Guan Shanyu had already released his hand. He asked him with some concern, "Now? Are you going alone? Do you need my help? Or, let's think of a plan first. If you go out rashly and the other side has too many people, wouldn't that be very dangerous?"

Yan Ruchen glanced at the group sitting on the ground, then looked at Guan Shanyu again and said, "When the enemy comes, we will fight with our generals; when the water comes, we will block it with earth. If we have more time, we can naturally plan slowly, but with a powerful enemy at our doorstep, we don't have so much time for detailed consideration. The best strategy is to break the current predicament first."

Guan Shanyu looked at Yan Ruchen with a confused look on his face. What was the current predicament? Yan Ruchen saw that he didn't understand, so he turned and pointed out the window and said, "Listen carefully, what's that sound outside?"

Guan Shanyu followed his lead, holding his breath and concentrating on catching the sounds from the outside world. The room suddenly became unusually quiet, and everyone remained silent tacitly.

Outside the window, a few breezes blew, carrying the few remaining leaves on the dead tree beside the house. They spun and fell in the wind, seemingly with a bit of unwillingness and resentment. And the moment the leaves fell off the branches, it seemed as if someone was making a subtle but firm roar for their fate.

That’s right, it’s the roar of a human, not an animal.

Guan Shanyu widened his eyes, turned his head suddenly to look at Yan Ruchen, then quickly glanced at the monster that was tied up tightly, and his heart trembled.

The sound he heard was the same one that the thing had made when it attacked them originally.

This meant that his companion was approaching them.

Guan Shanyu shivered unconsciously with fear and looked at Yan Ruchen with worry. Seeing his frightened look, Yan Ruchen remembered that he had just asked if he needed help. He didn't know whether he was mocking or amused. He raised his eyebrows, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, took out something from his arms, and threw it to Guan Shanyu.

Guan Shanyu caught it in a hurry, looked down, and saw in the light of the fire that it was his "Galaxy".

He looked up at Yan Ruchen with a puzzled look on his face. Yan Ruchen had already slung his sword over his shoulder and turned to walk towards the door. When he was almost at the door, he stopped and turned half his head, saying to Guan Shanyu: "They are in your hands. Make sure they are safe. If they really come to attack you, remember to hold your breath and hide. If that doesn't work, you still have to run. Bring your personal weapons with you, and think about the skills that Elder Qing taught you. Don't hesitate to use them at critical moments. I'll be back soon."

After saying this, he didn't look back, pushed open the door, and did not forget to lock the door for them. Then he drew his sword and rushed into the darkness, quickly disappearing into the night.

Guan Shanyu held the "Galaxy" in a daze and didn't react for a while. Even the group of disciples behind him didn't know what was going on.

This guy actually, actually planned to deal with those ghost things by himself?

When the fire stick in Guan Shanyu's hand was completely extinguished and the room was suddenly swallowed by darkness, he suddenly woke up, turned his head to look at the disciples sitting around him, didn't know what to say for a moment, but his heart was pounding.

Damn, was Yan Ruchen just trying to show off? He actually rushed out like this on his own. He was too decisive!

But Guan Shanyu was not the only one who was stunned. The group of disciples were also shocked when they saw Yan Ruchen rushing out to charge. After sitting there for a long time, they realized that this man was probably a capable person and might really be able to save them.

Guan Shanyu stood aside, covering his chest and patting himself gently. He didn't know what kind of danger he would face outside, and this broken house didn't look safe enough. However, Yan Ruchen's words that he would be back soon made people feel inexplicably relieved.

He lowered his head, staring at the ground with a complicated expression. His gaze fell on the sliver of moonlight that streamed in through the broken window. It was pitch black all around, with only this tiny patch of bright light reflected on the ground. He didn't know if it was because he was in danger, but Yan Ruchen's words to him made him feel uneasy, as if a kitten had licked his heart, making him feel uneasy.

Seeing Guan Shanyu remained silent, Qingfan asked softly, "Fellow Daoist, I don't know what to call you?"

Guan Shanyu came back to his senses and looked out the window. There were a few roars coming from the distance just now, but now there was silence.

He reached into his bosom, pulled out another tinder, and lit it. In the light, he squatted down and introduced himself to the dusty disciples, "My name is Guan Shanyu. It's Guanshan from 'The Autumn Moon is Bright on Guanshan Mountain,' and Yu from 'Feather.' You can call me by my full name or Shanyu."

Everyone nodded, repeating the words softly. The disciple of Yun Jichan at the side spoke up, "My name is Yu Kunliang. This is Fang Jiulong's fellow Taoist, Su Benzhi. He inhaled too much obstructive qi a few days ago, and his throat is damaged. He coughs up blood whenever he speaks, so I'll introduce him to you."

The disciple named Su Benzhi nodded and bowed to Guan Shanyu apologetically. Guan Shanyu smiled in response, pulled out a medicine bottle from his bag, and handed over a kettle, saying, "Breathing obstructed qi can easily damage the lungs and trachea. This medicine can moisten the lungs and detoxify. Try taking one pill."

Su Benzhi gratefully accepted the medicine, clasping his hands together and thanking him repeatedly before slowly opening the bottle and taking the medicine. The two female cultivators nearby exchanged glances and gently nudged each other a few times. Finally, Jin Yu gave in, pursed her lips, and turned to Guan Shanyu, asking reservedly, "Shanyu, I...I'd like to know the name of your companion."

Guan Shanyu lowered his head and chuckled twice before answering seriously, "His name is Yan Ruchen, the Yan of 'the joy of feasting' and the Ruchen of 'a heart as settled and unmoved as dust'. He is the eldest disciple of the Tianjian Pavilion of the Tianxuan Dao Sect."

After hearing this, Jin Yu and the others nodded slightly, smiled, and muttered the name several times, obviously thinking about Yan Ruchen's name. Guan Shanyu tilted his head and thought, then suddenly realized.

No wonder Yan Ruchen suddenly became so handsome just now. It turns out he was trying to pick up girls.

As expected, even if the system is broken, the fact that the male protagonist triggers his passive skill of showing off when he meets his wife is still an eternal truth.

Guan Shanyu felt bored and curled his lips. He glanced at everyone and suddenly remembered the question he wanted to ask. He asked, "Fellow Daoists, I have been very curious about why you have been sitting here without moving. Now that you are sure we are one family, why don't you move to a more spacious place so that I can check your injuries. I specialize in pharmacology in Tianxuan Dao Sect."

As soon as he finished speaking, the disciples looked embarrassed, especially Jin Yu and the other one, who began to cry silently again.

Guan Shanyu didn't realize he'd said the wrong thing, and was a bit flustered. He wanted to explain that checking the wound was to prevent it from getting worse and to facilitate subsequent actions. But before he could finish his words, Su Yi spoke first: "Brother Shanyu, it's not that we don't want to move. It's just that we've been bitten on the legs by poisonous insects in Wangshuiling, and now we can't move."

Guan Shanyu looked at him in confusion, waiting for his next explanation. However, after Su Yi finished speaking, he lowered his eyes in sorrow, rolled up one of his trouser legs, revealing the wound on his leg.

Guan Shanyu moved closer and handed the fire lighter to Su Yi's eyes. As soon as the flame illuminated Su Yi's legs, Guan Shanyu couldn't help but turn his head and retched.