Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Although Guan Shanyu used his own experience to teach them a lesson, after they left, Li Qi and his men still snatched Yan Ruchen's purse again, and carefully wiped the copper coins clean before giving them to Guan Shanyu.

Guan Shanyu was deeply touched. They were all cannon fodder, but at least Li Qi treated his companions well. He just targeted Yan Ruchen.

He looked up at the sky, recalling the plot and what happened to Li Qi and the others.

In the plot of more than one million words, countless cannon fodder became stepping stones for Yan Ruchen to become evil and unify the world. Not to mention the ending, Guan Shanyu couldn't even remember most of their names.

If the plot is longer, he will give it a nice name. The cannon fodder who appears in one or two chapters will be named based on what he sees at the time.

For example, Li Qi, Li Kang, Yang Shi, Chen Fu (Master Kong beef noodles), Huang Bao, Xu Zhou (eight treasure porridge)...

Several people walked together on the long street, chatting and laughing, heading towards the mountain, while Yan Ruchen followed from a distance behind.

As Li Kang was walking, he suddenly tripped over a pile of dirt on the side of the road. He turned around and cursed at Yan Ruchen fiercely, "Didn't I tell you not to follow me? What bad luck!"

It appeared! No matter what happens, the drama will be pushed onto the tragic male protagonist in the early stage.

Guan Shanyu silently turned around to glance at Yan Ruchen, only to see him suddenly pause, his face flushed as he stood far away and whispered, "But, this is the only way to get to the Immortal Sect."

Li Qihei said, "Then you should wait until we arrive before you come. Otherwise, people will think we are traveling with the son of a prostitute. If they are unlucky and don't accept us, can you afford the compensation?"

Chen Fu, standing aside, agreed, "That's what I mean. With your character, you'll never be accepted into the Immortal Sect. You might as well just stay at the dock and unload the cargo. Aren't you very strong?"

Li Kang added with a smile, "Yes, he can carry the weight of three or four people by himself. If he works at the docks for four or five years, he might be able to save enough money to get married. Why would he come here and embarrass himself?"

Several people mocked and ridiculed Yan Ruchen for no reason. This is the classic plot in the novel: "The protagonist is weak in the early stage and must be bullied", in order to pave the way for the later "growth and counterattack to slap everyone in the face" plot. It is a must-have plot in a cool novel, but if you watch it in person, it is quite distressing.

Guan Shanyu held his forehead helplessly, unable to bear to see the little weed Yan Ruchen who was still smiling under the attack of ridicule and did not want to make bad relations with his fellow townsman. Even though he had been beaten to a pulp by the verbal attacks, his eyes were red and tears gradually appeared, and all the money he had worked hard to earn was divided up, he did not dare to resist at all. His thin body was like a stubborn cattail in the autumn wind, about to fall and refusing to fall, which made people fall in love with him.

Guan Shanyu had wanted to smooth things over so they wouldn't argue at this point, fearing they'd miss the time to go up the mountain, but then a reminder suddenly rang in his ears: "Master, this is the perfect time to taunt Yan Ruchen. In the original game, Guan Shanyu would join his companions in the taunting. Please follow the original character's instructions."

Fuck you. Guan Shanyu closed his eyes and replied reservedly, "That's right."

As soon as he finished speaking, a slight electric current suddenly passed through his body, and Guan Shanyu trembled all over due to the stimulation.

His eyes suddenly opened, and he met the surprised looks of Yan Ruchen and the others. Guan Shanyu immediately turned his head away, cursing at the system in his heart: "Didn't I agree with you? Why are you still shocking me!"

System Response [The original Guan Shanyu is not a man of few words]

Guan Shanyu scolded: "Are you the author or am I? Guan Shanyu is a fickle person who changes his mind from day to day. He talks a lot when he wants to and talks less when he wants to. It fits his character perfectly!"

After a pause, the system did not respond. Guan Shanyu sneered inwardly and said, "You shocked me once more this time, but next time I make a mistake, you can't shock me again."

In this moment of silence, a sudden burst of laughter broke the tranquility.

Everyone turned around in confusion and saw a group of people suddenly appear in the distance, two rows of ceremonial guards standing in formation. Further back, they saw a young man riding majestically on a tall horse, surrounded by his entourage. Some held incense burners, some held high lanterns, and some waved fans to cheer them on. The scene was quite spectacular. Finally, there were guards holding weapons to support the formation.

People along the way stopped to watch, some bowed their heads in greeting, while others whispered and talked among themselves.

Guan Shanyu thought to himself: Is he here to become my disciple, or to attack Tianxuan?

The young man held a red tasseled spear in his hand and pointed it at Guan Shanyu and the others, saying, "I thought who was causing trouble here, but it turns out they are just some refugees. How dare they stop a beggar in broad daylight and bully him?"

Guan Shanyu looked down at himself. He had become a refugee and Yan Ruchen had become a beggar. But who was this person?

Li Qi saw that this person had bad intentions and was obviously from a famous family, so he did not dare to refute him. He put on a smile and said flatteringly: "Your Excellency is polite. We are from Fengping Village and we are also going up the mountain to worship the immortal sect."

The young man glanced at him sideways and laughed out loud: "You guys? Come over here to make up the numbers. Why don't you get out of my way? You're blocking the road and wasting time. Wait till I teach you a lesson."

No one dared to say anything more and stepped aside.

Guan Shanyu quietly looked up at the young man, wondering who this person was. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of Li Kang, who had retreated to the side but stood behind Yan Ruchen calmly. When the cavalry passed by, he suddenly reached out his hand to him.

Guan Shanyu's eyelids jumped and he subconsciously shouted "Be careful!" But it was too late. Yan Ruchen was caught off guard and was pushed hard, falling in front of the big horse. The horse was so frightened that it raised its hooves. The young man on its back did not react in time to the accident, and was thrown to the ground before the horse rope was tightened.

An alarm rang out in his ears. Before the AI ​​could speak, Guan Shanyu immediately responded, "I'm not telling Yan Ruchen to be careful. I'm telling that young man to be careful. According to Guan Shanyu's personality, he would definitely try to curry favor with someone of such influence. My warning is very consistent with his behavior."

The system seemed to have just turned on with a "ding" sound, and before the control panel could fully appear in front of it, it was silenced, paused for a second, and then disappeared again.

Guan Shanyu laughed in his heart. This artificial idiot wanted to fight with him, a highly intelligent primate. Could it possibly think straight?

The young man in front of him fell from his horse, creating a deep, human-shaped crater. He landed hard on his back. When his followers hurriedly helped him up, he was dazed for a long time before he came to his senses. He grabbed his red tassel spear and shouted at everyone, "Whoever is so blind as to block my way, get out here!"

Li Qi immediately pointed and said, "It's him!"

Yan Ruchen, who was being pointed out, also fell hard and silently crawled up on the ground covered with mud and rocks. A large layer of skin was scraped off his knee. The same place had been broken once a few days ago and had just scabbed over. Now there was a new wound. Blood was oozing out of the wound, and blood, dust and stones were intertwined.

After Yan Ruchen stood up, he was confused for a moment before he realized what had happened. He looked back at Li Kang, then bowed deeply to the young man and explained calmly: "I'm sorry, he pushed me."

Li Qi and others immediately retorted: "You little bastard! You rushed to the front and refused to admit it, and you are trying to put the blame on us."

Li Kang said: "That's right! He dares to do it but doesn't know how to take responsibility. He is the son of a prostitute, and his character is so low."

Chen Fu also echoed: "Sir, you must not believe him. We all saw it. It was he who suddenly blocked your way and startled your horse."

Several teenagers nodded: "Yes, we all saw it"

Guan Shanyu remained silent as the system prompted, "Master, please ridicule Yan Ruchen immediately. Otherwise, you will be penalized for violating your original character setting."

Maybe it was because Guan Shanyu hadn't spoken, or maybe it was because his behavior of pretending to bully but actually caring for Yan Ruchen in the past few days caught Yan Ruchen's attention. When Guan Shanyu was thinking about how to mock Yan Ruchen without making any noise, so as to complete the system instructions without really hurting Yan Ruchen, he actually saw Yan Ruchen looking at him as if possessed by a ghost.

There was expectation and grievance in his eyes. Guan Shanyu's mind moved, and he unconsciously clenched his five fingers, thinking to himself, son, it's not that dad doesn't want to help you, it's just that this broken system is from Yang Yongxin's graduating class, and it wants to electrocute your dad.

But after staring at Yan Ruchen for two or three seconds, Guan Shanyu couldn't stand his moist gaze anymore. He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said, "Yes, yes."

This is kind of in agreement...

Then a weak electric current passed through his body, and Guan Shanyu gritted his teeth without trembling.

Seeing that everyone was pointing at him, the young man stood up from the ground with his red tasseled spear, pointed directly at Yan Ruchen, and sternly scolded him: "You stinking beggar, how dare you disturb my Taxue? Today I will let you know the consequences of being blind!"

Guan Shanyu suddenly opened his eyes, but before he could turn his head to look at the young man, a mocking voice came from the long street beside him: "Who did I think that was? So arrogant!"

Off topic: The protagonist’s wife from the original book makes an appearance~