Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Qing Yuanzi pointed to the stool opposite, motioning Yan Ruchen to sit down, and said, "It's time for the morning class to end. We were just talking about you. Let's sit down and rest for a while and chat."

Yan Ruchen hesitated for a moment, then said respectfully, "I came here specifically to help Master get some medicine for my fellow disciples. I can't stay long, but I made a special detour to check on Shanyu's injuries. If he's alright, I'll be leaving."

Come to see me specifically?

Guan Shanyu coughed twice out of honor. Qing Yuanzi pointed at Guan Shanyu and said to Yan Ruchen, "Look, he's still coughing. How can he be alright? Since you're here, just sit down for a while. Why are you so anxious about running errands? I'll teach you. When you return later, go to the top floor of the medicine storehouse and get the red bottle. There's some fake blood in it. On your way back, smear it on your hands and legs. Then say you fell on the way to get the medicine and endured the pain to protect the medicine without spilling a drop. Since you've already taken on this hard work, why not make it a big deal so that Old Si doesn't have to ask you to run errands all the time?"

Damn, you’re the one who figured it out. Why do you always ask me to deliver the medicine notebook?

Guan Shanyu watched with an expressionless face. Yan Ruchen chuckled when he heard Qing Yuanzi's teaching. He bowed lightly and sat down without refusing. He said, "When I was a child, I often went to the forest to catch pheasants when I was hungry. So I am quite familiar with this mountain road and my legs are relatively nimble."

Qing Yuanzi laughed after hearing this and said, "That's not certain for you tonight. This morning, you carried Shanyu on your back and I don't know how many times you fell on him. But Shanyu is indeed weak. Last time, the female disciple of Ziwei Society soaked in this cold spring for three hours before fainting. Shanyu actually... Hahaha, let's not talk about it."

Yan Ruchen said thoughtfully, "This may be related to his innate constitution. Shan Yu's physical fitness is indeed not as good as that of ordinary people, but perhaps he has talents in other aspects."

Guan Shanyu blushed and agreed, "That's right, Master. If I really practiced with magic tools, maybe I would be quite good at it."

Hearing this, Qing Yuanzi nodded thoughtfully and said, "I've been so busy playing leaf games lately that I almost forgot about the important things. You've been here for almost a month. Although Lingcaoxuan's specialty is not weapon training, weapons are also indispensable aids in daily training. For example, the zither can consult spirits, the white silk can heal wounds, and the flute can drive away evil spirits. It's time to arrange for you to go to Qionghua Peak to select some suitable magic weapons."

Yan Ruchen and the others were surprised and asked, "Really?"

Qing Yuanzi said, "Of course. Ruchen will definitely be fine, but Shanyu, you were just punished for injuring a fellow disciple, so according to the rules, you have to postpone it for three months."

Three months delay?

That won’t do, Guan Shanyu excitedly lifted the quilt.

After all, there is a key plot here. According to the sect's rules, new disciples will go down the mountain to undergo training and testing after one month.

The original purpose of the sect, beyond the pursuit of immortality and immortality, was to eliminate harm, slay demons, and uphold righteousness. Small-scale disturbances caused by demons were often handled by these junior disciples. This not only enhanced the sect's reputation but also allowed the disciples to gain valuable experience.

In the original novel, he would go down the mountain to gain experience this time with Yan Ruchen and the others. In this plot, Guan Shanyu's role was to make trouble on the side, but the demon accidentally hurt Hu Qi. However, Yan Ruchen risked his life to save him, and won Hu Qi's heart with his noble character of letting bygones be bygones. This was a key plot in which Hu Qi later became Yan Ruchen's younger brother.

If Guan Shanyu doesn't go, who will be responsible for causing trouble? And how can they cause trouble without weapons? If they don't cause trouble, how can Hu Qi be convinced by Yan Ruchen and become his subordinate?

Oh my God, now that there is no reminder from that damn system, he knows that he should follow the plot.

Guan Shanyu looked at Qing Yuanzi seriously and solemnly, and asked, "Master, do I still have a chance? I want to learn real kung fu."

Qing Yuanzi took a sip of tea and said, "I knew you would ask that. Of course there's a chance. If a punished disciple wants to skip three months, all they need to do is get first place in the sect's weekly assessment."

Guan Shanyu couldn't wait to ask: "How can I get first place? What should I do?"

Qing Yuanzi said, "In our sect, the beginner disciples are the ones who grow the best spiritual herbs, communicate the most, and till the fields the fastest. That's when they become number one."

"I understand." Guan Shanyu threw back the quilt, got out of bed, and began to put on his shoes. Seeing how serious he was, Qing Yuanzi asked again, "Do you really want to practice with magical instruments that much? Do you have anything you like?"

Guan Shanyu looked up, and was in a daze, unable to remember what weapon he used in the original book.

Yan Ruchen sat aside and listened for a while. Seeing that it was getting late outside, he felt it was inconvenient to sit for any longer, so he stood up and said goodbye to Qing Yuanzi. Qing Yuanzi nodded in greeting. Guan Shanyu was still staring blankly in the direction where Yan Ruchen left. He really couldn't remember what weapon he used, so he answered blankly: "It seems, I don't have any favorite..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Ruchen, who had already stepped out of the door, suddenly turned around and looked back at Guan Shanyu in the bright sunshine, and sincerely suggested: "Shanyu, you can consider Xiao. He should be a perfect match for you. It's a generous gesture."

"System, have I been giving him too much face recently? I haven't been sarcastic to him, but he actually dares to give me suggestions?" Guan Shanyu was secretly communicating with the system while hoeing the ground.

The sun was very bright in the sky, and almost everyone was sweating profusely. They were working hard and no one paid any attention to each other. No one noticed what was happening on Guan Shanyu's side.

The system quickly responded, "Yes, the master failed in the bullying yesterday. After waking up in the bamboo house, he even spoke well of the protagonist."

Guan Shanyu retorted, "That's because Guan Shanyu's character is inherently hypocritical and two-faced. On the surface, he's lenient with others and strict with himself, but in private, he's incredibly mean and constantly trips people up. I really respect this character."

The system is silent.

Guan Shanyu dug a hoe into the ground and sneered, "How could you possibly understand my book as well as I do? Thanks for the honor, you lousy system." After thinking about it, he remembered something else and asked, "By the way, what weapon did I use in the original work? I can't remember."

System answer: [Suona]

What? ? ?

Guan Shanyu dropped the grass in his mouth to the ground and asked in disbelief: "Are you sure? Suona? Why would I use a suona?"

The system's cold and ruthless response: [Suona, Spiritual Weapon Ranking 286th, Main Attack Abilities: Calming, Tranquilizing, Hypnotizing, and Killing]

You tell me with a suona that taking life is justified and that I can be calm and peaceful, are you kidding me?

No shit, I designed this weapon myself.

Guan Shanyu coughed and thought that when the plot was written, most of the decent weapons were distributed to the protagonists, and the few remaining props that could be used as weapons were naturally given to the supporting characters.

Guan Shanyu asked: "Can we change to something else, like Xiao?"

The system replied, "Sorry, if you choose a weapon that doesn't match the original character, it may affect the subsequent plot development. In order to respect the original and prevent plot deviations, the system will..."

"Alright, alright." Guan Shanyu interrupted hurriedly, saying, "It's fine if I don't choose. I just thought Xiao was more handsome, so I just asked casually."

After listening, the system remained silent for a few seconds before continuing, "As your powerful partner, if you encounter any difficulties while following the storyline, you can always ask this system. This system will help you solve your problems and help you complete the storyline together."

I see. Guan Shanyu thought for a moment and said, "Do you feel that the system is a bit off?"

The system quickly answered [yes]

Guan Shanyu hoeed the ground a few more times and continued, "I've written a novel with several million words, and it's been serialized for over two years. I can't quite remember some of the early plots, but the plot is getting weirder and weirder. I keep feeling like it's going to deviate even further later on. Do you have that feeling?"

The system replied, "Yes, because this world has experienced strong abnormal fluctuations before, the data in various aspects has changed significantly. The specific cause has not yet been found. Before the system is repaired, please do not give up and work hard to complete the story."

Guan Shanyu said, "I understand. You fix your bugs, and I'll follow my storyline. By the time my storyline is finished, Yan Ruchen will have basically turned evil. It's easy to make mistakes in the early stages, but in the later stages, it's basically difficult to make mistakes."

System answer [correct answer]

Guan Shanyu dug a hoe into the ground, and a perfect trench appeared behind him. Guan Shanyu said confidently under the sun: "I can do it. Just prepare my surprise gift package."