Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

The wine bowl tilted slightly, and the wine spilled down the edge of the bowl and landed on the discarded belt.

Guan Shanyu was stunned for a moment, then quickly put the bowl back on the table. He stepped forward to stop Yan Ruchen who was about to undress, and said hurriedly, "Don't take it off! It's so cold!"

Yan Ruchen was suddenly pushed back to his seat by Guan Shanyu. He was stunned for a moment. He looked at Guan Shanyu with misty eyes, but his face remained expressionless and serious. His hands were still tightly grasping his coat. He said seriously: "Take a shower."

Guan Shanyu was a little confused and asked, "Didn't we agree to drink together? Why are you taking a shower now?"

Yan Ruchen looked at him firmly and repeated, "I want to take a shower."

Guan Shanyu was stunned. He stared at Yan Ruchen for a moment, then caught a glimpse of his hand tightly clutching his coat. He asked doubtfully, "Are you... drunk?"

"No!" Yan Ruchen frowned and immediately denied it.

Guan Shanyu looked at him hesitantly, then held up two fingers and asked tentatively, "There are twenty legs in a cage, only rabbits and chickens. There are four chickens, how many rabbits are there?"

Yan Ruchen's dark eyes slowly turned towards him. Although his expression remained serious, a hint of confusion was revealed in his eyes.

Seeing this, Guan Shanyu chuckled, sat down opposite Yan Ruchen, sighed, and said, "You're really drunk! You're so drunk after one glass of wine."

"No!" Yan Ruchen denied again. Before he finished speaking, he threw his coat aside, stood up and walked towards the bathtub, repeating: "I want to take a bath."

"Okay, okay, wash, wash." Guan Shanyu quickly stood up, picked up the belt and coat that Yan Ruchen had thrown on the ground and put them aside, then chased after him, grabbed him, and blocked his way.

Since I'm already drunk, I can't drink any more. I might as well just take a shower and go to bed.

Seeing Guan Shanyu standing in front of him, Yan Ruchen glanced at him unhappily. Guan Shanyu rolled up his sleeves, walked to the tub, pulled the red sign, and explained, "Don't worry, I'll fill the tub first and test the temperature."

Upon hearing this, Yan Ruchen actually stopped, lowered his head and began to take off his shirt.

Guan Shanyu felt the water temperature and when he felt it was just right, he turned around and saw Yan Ruchen had almost finished taking off his shirt. He quickly shook off the water droplets on his hands, took off his coat and put it on Yan Ruchen, saying, "The water isn't ready yet. Why are you taking off your clothes now? You'll catch a cold."

Yan Ruchen felt the warmth, looked down at the big coat on his body and Guan Shanyu who was hugging him tightly, his eyes deepened a little, and he really didn't move.

Seeing that he had calmed down, Guan Shanyu helped him button up his coat and reminded him, "Don't move. I'll go test the water temperature." After saying that, he cautiously took two steps back. After confirming that Yan Ruchen didn't move again, he turned and walked towards the bathtub to test the water temperature and water volume.

When his fingers touched the hot water, Guan Shanyu skimmed the surface of the water a few times. After confirming that the water temperature was suitable, he was about to turn around and call Yan Ruchen over, but his lower body suddenly felt cold.

"What the hell!"

Guan Shanyu turned around and kicked Yan Ruchen, who was knocked over and fell to the ground with a confused look on his face.

Guan Shanyu held up his pants and shouted in shock: "Why are you taking off my pants?"

Yan Ruchen's expression froze for a moment, and then a trace of anger surged up in his heart. He asked in a deep voice, "You don't want to wash?"

Guan Shanyu scolded, "Of course you wash first and then I wash!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Ruchen turned his head away and said expressionlessly, "Then I won't wash either."

Guan Shanyu raised an eyebrow and looked at Yan Ruchen in disbelief, thinking to himself: This guy is really unreasonable when he's drunk. Could it be that when he's drunk, his second personality really does reveal itself? If I get drunk, would I behave like this?

Thinking of this, Guan Shanyu shook his head.

He had just taken two sips, though not much, but the wine was indeed very strong, and now he was starting to feel dizzy. If this continued, the two drunks would fall to the ground and would definitely catch a cold tomorrow.

So, he adjusted his expression, stood up, walked to Yan Ruchen, squatted down, and gently comforted him: "It's too cold. I'm not in good health. I will definitely catch a cold if I take a shower in this weather. How about this, you take a shower, and I'll wait for you by the side. After you shower, you can go to bed, okay?"

Yan Ruchen raised his eyes to look at him, frowning slightly, his face still expressionless, and asked, "Sleep together?"

Guan Shanyu was stunned for a moment, feeling that his words seemed too ambiguous, but there was no point in arguing with a drunkard, so he nodded, took the initiative to reach out and pull him up, and said: "Of course, of course, go wash up quickly, and go to bed after washing."

Hearing this, Yan Ruchen stood up suddenly, took off his coat, threw it away, and then jumped into the bathtub with a plop.

The splashing water splashed all over Guan Shanyu. He wiped the water droplets from his face wordlessly, cursed inwardly, picked up the white coat on the ground and hung it up again. Afraid that Yan Ruchen would make trouble again, he moved a stool and sat next to the bathtub to guard it.

But Yan Ruchen was really just "soaking" in the bathtub.

Sitting motionless, like in meditation.

Guan Shanyu stared at him for a while, and couldn't help asking, "Aren't you going to wash?" When Yan Ruchen looked at him with a confused look, Guan Shanyu made a "rubbing" motion towards himself and explained, "Wipe it, rub it."

Yan Ruchen stared at him intently with his dark eyes. After a moment, he shook his head expressionlessly, "No."

Guan Shanyu was stunned and asked, "How did you take a shower before?"

Yan Ruchen replied: "I have washed it, but I haven't soaked it."

Guan Shanyu frowned upon hearing this and said helplessly: "What's the difference..."

Yan Ruchen insisted: "They are different. One is taking a shower, the other is taking a bath."

Guan Shanyu was amused. He lowered his head and rubbed his eyebrows, thinking that he should really get a spiritual realm to record Yan Ruchen's drunken and argumentative look, and show it to him after he sobers up.

But before Guan Shanyu finished laughing, Yan Ruchen had already made other requests.

"I don't know how, but I can learn. How do I wash it?"

"Ah?" Guan Shanyu raised his head with a smile. Seeing Yan Ruchen's serious expression, he smiled and waved his hand, saying, "Okay, okay, I'll teach you."

As he spoke, he picked up a towel beside him, wet it in the tub, and then wrung it out. Although Yan Ruchen had taken off his shirt and was soaking in the water, he was still wearing his underwear, with his legs slightly crossed, looking at Guan Shanyu with a serious expression. This posture did not look like he was taking a bath, but more like he was practicing.

Guan Shanyu curled his lips, picked up Yan Ruchen's arm that was soaked in water with one hand, and rubbed it back and forth slowly and carefully with a towel with the other hand, saying as he rubbed, "Look, this action is called rubbing."

Yan Ruchen remained silent, his black eyes fixed on him.

Guan Shanyu ignored his gaze. After briefly explaining the method of scrubbing a bath, he stopped talking when he saw that Yan Ruchen did not respond. He lowered his head and scrubbed him carefully, just wanting to finish quickly and send him to bed.

The wet towel gently caressed the skin. Behind the screen, there was only steaming water vapor and two silent young men.

Guan Shanyu held Yan Ruchen's hand tightly with one hand, and with the other hand, he held a towel and gently brushed Yan Ruchen's skin. He then realized that although Yan Ruchen's palm was slightly rough, the rest of his body was unusually smooth.

Guan Shanyu had never seen Yan Ruchen shirtless before. Even during his punishment in the cold spring, he had always been neatly dressed. But now, Yan Ruchen, shirtless, sat quietly in the tub, letting Guan Shanyu wipe him. Suddenly, Guan Shanyu noticed...

Yan Ruchen's figure is exceptionally outstanding.

Because although he was wiping Yan Ruchen's arm, his eyes were fixed on Yan Ruchen's abdominal muscles for a long time.

Although Guan Shanyu also cultivated immortality in this life and traveled around with the immortal sect, his body was no longer as thin as a boiled chicken like in his previous life, but it was only slightly thicker.

But Yan Ruchen is different. The muscles on his body are clearly defined and real.

The strong and muscular chest was exposed to the air. Although the waist and abdomen were immersed in water, the lines were still clearly visible, with clear barriers. The waist was thin and narrow, and the shoulders were broad and thick. Combined with Yan Ruchen's handsome and exquisite appearance, it was indescribably stunning.

Damn, is he in such good shape?

Not only does he have a good figure and fair skin, he also has almost all the advantages in appearance.

The room was filled with steam, and water droplets slid down Yan Ruchen's slender and narrow neck to his slightly concave collarbone. After pausing for a moment, they rolled down his strong chest into the water, creating shallow ripples.

Guan Shanyu stared for a long time, his eyes gradually darkening. The towel in his hand had already cooled, but he was completely unaware. He raised his eyes to look at Yan Ruchen through the thick mist, met his dark eyes, and asked politely: "Can I touch it?"

Yan Ruchen's expression remained the same, his eyes bright but with a hint of confusion. He just nodded obediently after hearing what was said.

Guan Shanyu knew that Yan Ruchen was drunk and had no idea what he was talking about. Making this request was no different from taking advantage of someone. But maybe it was because of the alcohol, but Guan Shanyu was just thinking that there were so many bad things to deal with later, so this time, he might as well just do what he wanted.

It's just a touch, nothing serious.

After all, such a perfect body is really rare.

Guan Shanyu's Adam's apple rolled, and he slowly turned sideways, gently placing his palm on Yan Ruchen's warm chest.

Unlike her own hands, which were exposed to the cold air, Yan Ruchen's chest remained as warm as ever. Near his heart, she could even faintly hear his heartbeat. If she applied a little pressure, she could feel the thick and delicate touch beneath her palm.

He had obviously fought so many times, but there were almost no scars on his body. His skin was as delicate as a porcelain bowl, and it seemed like it would break if touched.

Guan Shanyu's eyes darkened, and he slowly moved his hand down his chest, but when he was about to sink into the water, he hesitated for a moment.

He didn't dare look up at Yan Ruchen's confused eyes, as if they were reminding him of his sin. But then he thought, since he had already touched her, it wouldn't make any difference if he touched her more or less.

As he thought about it, his hand moved slightly down along Yan Ruchen's skin, slowly dipping into the water, feeling the moist water vapor invading his senses. Under this dampness, the clear lines on Yan Ruchen's waist and abdomen brought him a strong sensory impact.

Guan Shanyu swallowed his saliva and covered the muscles on Yan Ruchen's waist and abdomen with his entire palm. Just as he was about to press a little harder to feel it, suddenly there was a splash of water. Yan Ruchen, who had been sitting still, suddenly grabbed his hand that was about to move.

"What are you doing?"

A hoarse voice came.

At this moment, Guan Shanyu was half-leaning on the edge of the large tub, half of his body in it. Yan Ruchen's sudden grab had nearly sent him plummeting into the tub, but fortunately, he was quick-witted and managed to steady himself by grabbing the rim. He looked up slightly embarrassed, meeting Yan Ruchen's bright black eyes through the mist, and whispered, "Are you awake?"

Yan Ruchen's handsome face still maintained his usual seriousness. His long eyelashes were covered with water droplets, sparkling with crystal luster under the soft light. His thin and stylish lips moved slightly, as if he wanted to say something but stopped. In the end, he just looked at Guan Shanyu with his pair of black eyes full of doubt, as if seeking an answer.

But Guan Shanyu saw his quiet appearance, and his mind was no longer on whether he was awake or drunk. His gaze slowly moved down, finally settling on the pair of slightly confused red lips.

Yan Ruchen has beautiful lips, with clear lip peaks, thin but plump, and water droplets sparkling on them, appearing pure and transparent, just like the finest warm jade.

The more Guan Shanyu looked, the more his throat started to dry up. As if possessed, he involuntarily moved closer to Yan Ruchen. He was completely unaware that Yan Ruchen's gaze was gradually deepening as he stared at him intently. Guan Shanyu slowly approached, unconsciously extending his free hand and gently touching Yan Ruchen's lips, whispering hoarsely, "I wish my mouth was this beautiful."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Shanyu suddenly felt his other hand, which was immersed in the water, being suddenly grasped. He was caught off guard, lost his balance, and fell into the bathtub.

After a moment of dizziness, he felt his head hit the edge of the tub, a dull pain building, and he fell into the water. However, just as he was submerged in the warm water, he was quickly pulled up again. A pair of warm hands seemed to hold the back of his head firmly. He felt like a drowning man reborn, and instinctively hugged the person in front of him tightly.

In an instant, the water in the bathtub surged, and the wet and warm water instantly wrapped Guan Shanyu's whole body.

The feeling of dizziness and hangover gradually dissipated. When Guan Shanyu regained a little clarity, he found that he had been sitting astride Yan Ruchen's legs, and had been kissing him for a while.