Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Guan Shanyu's feet were numb from kneeling. Looking at the room full of people, he was so frightened that he didn't realize the key point. But after being enlightened by Si Hongyin's words, his mind became clear.

This fight, regardless of its nature, is an internal affair of the Tianjian Pavilion.

However, precisely because it only involves the disciples of Tianjian Pavilion, whether it is the punishment of Hu Qi and others or Yan Ruchen, in the eyes of the outside world, it will ultimately be attributed to the poor teaching of the elders of Tianjian Pavilion, and the misconduct of their disciples, who often bully their fellow disciples.

But now a cannon fodder named Guan Shanyu from Lingcaoxuan has joined in and accidentally cut the thigh of a disciple from Tianjian Pavilion. The situation is now completely different from before.

Now, both factions are involved, and Si Hongyin is also "gossiping" on the side, which means that three factions are involved. As more and more people are involved, the responsibility will be shared more widely.

It’s like when you are in school and you are the only one in the class who hasn’t done his homework, you will panic, but if two-thirds of the class haven’t done their homework, you don’t have to be afraid.

No wonder Si Hongyin was so OOC and wasted his time to make such assumptions about him. He was deliberately trying to give them something to hold against him.

Seeing Qiu Shui Jian Ji standing there in a daze, she probably knew the trick but was too lazy to participate. After all, the master was not as important as her biological father.

Guan Shanyu only needs to stand by and help Qing Yuanzi pass the blame. After all, in this plot, the main focus should not be on him!

Yan Ruchen is the protagonist!

The system has been pretending to be dead for a long time. There are no friendly reminders and no reports of plot deviation. It is obvious that it wants Guan Shanyu to handle it himself.

Guan Shanyu turned his head to Qing Yuanzi, waiting to see if he had any instructions.

Qing Yuanzi pondered for a moment, then turned to Guan Shanyu and asked, "Shanyu, are you aware of the long-standing grudge between Ruchen and Hu Qi and the others? When you arrived at the scene, had Ruchen already had an argument or conflict with Hu Qi and the others?"

Guan Shanyu was stunned. What kind of idiotic question is that? You should be asking me about my relationship with Hu Qi and the others, and whether we have any grudges against each other. Isn't asking Yan Ruchen the same as banishing him? Besides, how should I answer your question? I either have to put the blame on Yan Ruchen, or banish the blame from him. What should I do then? Am I going to have to splash this muddy water on myself?

After thinking about it, Guan Shanyu decided to follow the plot and replied: "Yes, there was indeed a conflict at that time."

He was just telling the truth and didn't mean to smear anyone on purpose, but the water absolutely couldn't stop Yan Ruchen from flowing, otherwise how could the scene of Lengquan meeting the beauty go on?

After hearing Guan Shanyu's words, several elders glanced at Yan Ruchen and Hu Qi and others who were kneeling at the end. Si Xuanqing placed the teacup on the table, moved the cup slightly, and turned the white crane pattern on the cup towards Qing Yuanzi. Guan Shanyu was still paying attention to this detail and was still wondering if this was a hint.

Then Qing Yuanzi raised his teacup, took a sip of the fragrant tea and said, "I understand everything. Whether Shanyu did it intentionally or not, it is a fact that he injured Minglu. How to deal with it, I will listen to Brother Si's arrangements."

Guan Shanyu widened his eyes. This plot was not right. Why didn't he stop making excuses? Several disciples who specialized in sword-riding were injured by a loser who only knew how to work in the fields all day. There must be something wrong!

Although Guan Shanyu couldn't figure out the trick at the moment, this part of the plot definitely shouldn't have gone this way.

Just as he was panicking, Si Xuanqing had already announced the result in a resounding voice: "Guan Shanyu, for hurting a fellow disciple, considering it was unintentional, will be temporarily sentenced to a cold spring for a night of quiet reflection. Hu Qi, Ming Lu, Yan Ruchen and others, for having too many verbal disputes with their fellow disciples, will be punished by having to copy the sect rules three times in the library. You will not be allowed to rest until you have finished copying. All of you, please leave and accept your punishment."

"Master, Shanyu is weak. How can he endure this cold spring for a whole night? This is all caused by me. Why don't you let me take the punishment for him?"

After hearing the result of Si Xuanqing's handling, Yan Ruchen hurried forward to petition. Guan Shanyu was so grateful that he almost cried. Looking at the back of Yan Ruchen's round head, he thought to himself, it would be great if you didn't turn evil for the rest of your life.

Si Xuanqing glanced at Guan Shanyu, who seemed to be on the verge of tears, and said calmly, "If you can't even bear this little punishment, how can you be my sect's disciple? No need to say more, just leave."

At night, a cold spring in the mountains flows like a silver ribbon, winding under the moonlight, flashing a cool light.

The water, with its mountain freshness and winter chill, crashed against the surrounding rocks, making a crisp sound. The surroundings were vast and empty, with only the sound of the cold spring echoing in the emptiness.

Guan Shanyu slowly moved to the edge of the spring, thinking that at least Si Xuanqing had some humanity and let him come after dinner. Otherwise, after being frightened during the day and not having eaten a single grain of rice, he would surely die in the water from hypoglycemia.

Guan Shanyu gently wiped some spring water with his hand. The icy spring water flowed through his fingers, making him shiver instantly.

This cold spring is a place specially set up by the sect for punishment, but if you want to train your consciousness and temper your will on weekdays, you can also experience it here. Tianjian Pavilion sometimes holds team-building activities here, such as water fights and camping by the spring.

But this damn place is really too cold. It is clearly the beginning of summer, but the cold spring is so eerie that it gives people the feeling of being in the coldest months of winter.

Guan Shanyu hesitated for a while by the spring. From time to time, patrolling disciples would come to check on him to see if he had thought deeply, so the idea of ​​pretending to soak in the cold spring was not feasible. However, there seemed to be no rules about whether he should take off his clothes or not.

He thought about it and decided to take off his outer robe so that he would have dry clothes to keep warm when he got cold after soaking.

After thinking about it, Guan Shanyu looked around while untying his belt. As he was untying it, he suddenly remembered that he was a man and was not afraid of being seen by anyone. So he boldly took off his outer robe, folded it into a small square and placed it neatly on the big rock beside the spring. He turned around and looked at the spring water with white steam. He pinched his nose and jumped down.

With a splash, the entire spring water covered Guan Shanyu's neck. The moment the icy spring water touched his skin, Guan Shanyu jumped out of the water with a cry of "Shit".

Damn, it’s so cold.

Guan Shanyu stood shivering in the spring, cursing himself in his heart for designing such a place. When he wrote the article, he had intended it to be a place for Yan Ruchen and his wives to flirt, but in the end, he ended up getting in trouble.

But the spring water was so cold that Guan Shanyu couldn't think straight. He didn't have the energy to replay how the plot had turned out this way. His teeth were chattering uncontrollably until a few clear bird calls pierced the sky. Then Guan Shanyu remembered something and shouted with trembling teeth:

"System, come out."

With a ding, a control panel slowly unfolded before him, and a system voice rang out, "Version 1001. I'm happy to serve you. You can ask me any questions."

Guan Shanyu shivered and said, "Is there anything to keep me warm? I'm almost freezing to death."

【none】

"Fuck you, explain to me why I have to take the cold spring bath as punishment. What about the relationship between Yan Ruchen and Si Hongyin? What about the beauty saving the hero?"

System reply: [Current male and female protagonist's emotional intimacy is 50%, plot deviation is 10%]

what's the situation?

The intimacy between the male and female protagonists is almost halfway, which is not right. According to the original plot, things will only heat up rapidly at the Wuzijian Hunting Ground.

Guan Shanyu was a little irritated and wanted to raise his hand to scratch his head, but because the spring water was too cold, he put his hand back halfway and hugged his arm tightly. He looked towards the mountain road and saw that there were no disciples patrolling or anything like that. He wanted to go ashore to warm himself first and then jump in when someone came.

So he walked towards the shore trembling while saying: "You can't blame me for the plot deviation this time. I tried my best to pull it back to the original plot, but I don't know what's wrong with Qing Yuanzi. He didn't protect me at all and directly convicted me. I don't know if it's..."

Before he finished speaking, a few sharp bird calls rang out from the woods, and the birds scattered in all directions as if startled. Guan Shanyu was still half submerged in water, and his vision was a little blurry. He rubbed his eyes vigorously, and when he looked up again, he saw a white figure coming out of the valley. He was puzzled, but his mouth had already responded for him: "Excuse me, who is this person?"

The man did not respond, as if he had suddenly stopped on the mountain road.

Guan Shanyu blinked again, trying to see the situation in front of him, but suddenly, he felt his feet lose support and the whole world began to spin. Then, he heard a "plop" and fell into the cold spring.

There was a roar all around him. As the black and white kept switching in his mind, from a vast expanse to a clear one, Guan Shanyu felt like he was back in the real world. He thought that the stupid system had suddenly realized that it was unreliable and gave up on letting him complete the task and teleported him back to the real world. He was about to open his eyes in excitement, but suddenly he felt his waist loosen.

It seemed like someone was taking off his pants.

Ok?

Guan Shanyu suddenly opened his eyes and saw a wretched middle-aged man unbuttoning his belt. Guan Shanyu subconsciously bent his knees and kicked him hard. The man cried out "ouch" and rolled to the side of the bed.

Guan Shanyu was horrified to realize that this person was Qing Yuanzi!