Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?
Chapter 139 Cooking
But when Guan Shanyu woke up, he did not see Yan Ruchen.
I thought I could sleep until noon, but when I opened my eyes, the sunrise was just beginning to shine through, with a little light gently brushing the honeysuckle on the windowsill. And where Yan Ruchen sat last night, except for a neatly folded thin quilt, there was no trace of him.
He should have gone out.
Guan Shanyu pulled the quilt over his head again and prepared to take a nap.
But maybe it was because he had been getting up at this time recently and had a regular sleep schedule, but his biological clock was playing tricks on him and he couldn't sleep at all. Guan Shanyu tossed and turned in bed for a few times, and finally got up in frustration.
He picked up the love cake he had been holding all night, and the aroma of it made him sleep extraordinarily sweetly all night. He carefully rewrapped the love cake and placed it in the box under the bed, where there were two neatly stacked piles.
After finishing his tidying up, he slowly went to get dressed and wash up. After that, he suddenly felt hungry and remembered that he still had to eat breakfast.
Then why did he put the cake under the bed?
Guan Shanyu laughed, took out a piece of cake from under the bed, poured a glass of water, and planned to go to the front door to bask in the sunrise and enjoy this rare and pleasant moment.
However, just as he opened the door with the bread and water in his arms, his eyes were fixed on a person squatting in his vegetable garden.
Guan Shanyu stared blankly at his vegetable patch, and it took him a long time to react.
Could it be that a thief broke into their Lingcaoxuan?
He immediately put down his water cup, rushed towards the man with the cake, and shouted: "Hey! I'm talking to you! You are not allowed to steal in our Lingcaoxuan...Ruchen?"
Before he could finish his words, the man turned around. Guan Shanyu was about to cross the ridge to drive him away, but who would have known that the person looking at him with a puzzled look in the vegetable garden was actually Yan Ruchen?
Guan Shanyu's furious expression froze instantly. After a moment, he hurried towards Yan Ruchen and asked in surprise, "Why are you here? Didn't you say you were going out to do some work at dawn? What are you doing in my field?"
Yan Ruchen turned around, his hands stained with dirt, and replied, "I'm done. I woke up this morning and couldn't sleep, so I came to your vegetable garden to check it out and help you - pull some weeds or something?"
"Pulling weeds?" Guan Shanyu looked at him in surprise, then looked at the ground next to Yan Ruchen where he had been busy for half a day. He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter.
Seeing Guan Shanyu laughing so hard, with a round pancake in his hand trembling, Yan Ruchen looked confused, but laughed along with him and asked, "What are you laughing at? I'm helping you weed. Are you so happy?"
Guan Shanyu stopped laughing, wiped the tears from his eyes, walked over to Yan Ruchen, squatted beside him, pointed and said, "You pulled out the wrong ones. These are the magical herbs I planted. What's left are weeds. Hahahaha."
Yan Ruchen was stunned, then squatted down, looking at the two leaves in Guan Shanyu's hand. The so-called immortal grass had a plain, ordinary growth shape and color, while the so-called weeds had sharp corners and distinct crowns and leaves. He hesitated and asked, "Is that so?"
Guan Shanyu explained with a smile: "Yes, this fairy grass is smart. It knows that if it looks like a fairy grass, it will be easy for people to pluck it and drug it, so it grows like a normal grass. You have pulled it out, and you have pulled out so many of them. What should we do now?"
Yan Ruchen looked at Guan Shanyu's feigned anger, pursed his lips and asked softly, "If I plant it again, will it still survive?"
Guan Shanyu laughed out loud and almost wanted to push Yan Ruchen into the ground. He said angrily, "These fairy herbs are very delicate. They will die if they are watered too much, they will die if they are not exposed to enough sunlight, and they will die if people walk on them too much. If you pull them out like this, they will definitely not survive. Look, it's only been a short time and the leaves are already wilting."
Yan Ruchen was silent for a moment before he said softly, "What should we do then?"
Guan Shanyu chuckled upon hearing this. He saw Yan Ruchen spoke slowly and cautiously, a look he had never seen before. It struck him as novel, and he stared at him for a long moment. Seeing Yan Ruchen's face grow increasingly awkward, he thought he must have genuinely frightened him. He waved his hand and said, "Forget it. They're all dead anyway. Let's wash them and cook them up before they're completely dead. Otherwise, they'll be wasted."
Yan Ruchen was stunned. He didn't expect him to say that. Before he could react, Guan Shanyu pulled him up and jumped into the ground to pick up the magic grass that Yan Ruchen had just thrown aside.
Yan Ruchen saw Guan Shanyu holding a cake in his mouth and busy with his hands. As he watched, the corners of his mouth became tighter and tighter, and finally he bit his lips.
He was afraid that he would burst out laughing.
Yan Ruchen was lowering his head, struggling to suppress his laughter, while Guan Shanyu had already quickly finished picking up the immortal herbs. He stood up, looked up at the mountain path from a distance, and suddenly froze.
Yan Ruchen was just beside Guan Shanyu when he saw him suddenly stop walking. He stood up as well and saw Guan Shanyu looking into the distance with a puzzled look on his face. He asked curiously, "What happened?"
Guan Shanyu came back to his senses and looked at Yan Ruchen with a hint of doubt on his face: "Just now, I seemed to see Fairy Hongyin."
Yan Ruchen stood up and looked in the direction Guan Shanyu was looking, but he didn't see anyone. Guan Shanyu seemed dazed for a moment, rubbed his eyes, and looked carefully at the mountain path again. The previous figure had disappeared without a trace. He murmured, "Did I see it wrongly?"
Yan Ruchen chuckled behind him, and Guan Shanyu turned around and looked at him in confusion. Yan Ruchen tilted his head slightly and whispered, "I'm not mistaken."
Guan Shanyu's pupils dilated instantly, and he quickly turned his head to look at the mountain path again, and said worriedly: "Am I seeing this right? Is she coming here to beat me up?"
Yan Ruchen pursed his lips and smiled, gently patted Guan Shanyu's shoulder, and comforted him: "Don't worry, I secretly let her out, she will be of great use."
Guan Shanyu raised his hand to cover his mouth and asked softly, "Isn't she crazy?"
Yan Ruchen shook his head and continued to pick up the immortal herbs on the ground. He replied, "I'm just angry, not crazy."
"Is that so... Then she seemed to be glaring at me just now. Why was she glaring at me?" Guan Shanyu was still a little dazed and muttered. After hearing this, Yan Ruchen smiled and took the fairy grass from Guan Shanyu's hand, which was still in mid-air, and said teasingly, "Maybe, she was glaring at me."
Guan Shanyu looked up in confusion, only to see Yan Ruchen's hands already full of immortal herbs. He nodded at him and said, "You said you wanted to stir-fry them into a dish? Are you still going to stir-fry them?"
"saute!"
The following time was more relaxed than Guan Shanyu had imagined, because he spent most of the time sleeping in Lingcaoxuan.
Yan Ruchen basically never left Tianxuan. Unlike Guan Shanyu who slept and ate, Yan Ruchen often went to places like Tianjian Pavilion and Qionghua Peak. When he returned to Lingcaoxuan for a rest, if Yan Ruchen did not take the initiative to assign tasks to Guan Shanyu, Guan Shanyu would consciously act as a logistics support personnel, and occasionally cook for Yan Ruchen, stir-fry dishes, and chat with him.
But unlike Guan Shanyu who slept until noon every day, Yan Ruchen had almost never seen him sleep. Even when he did, it was only for a short nap in a chair. So Guan Shanyu concluded that setting up the trial venue was really exhausting.
So during his free time such as cooking, chatting, sleeping and daydreaming, Guan Shanyu took the time to ask for fortunes for Yan Ruchen and the others several times.
All good luck.
The good result made Guan Shanyu sleep more soundly. But Yan Ruchen still had little time to sleep.
But it doesn’t matter. It was just two days and it passed in a flash.
On this day, the morning light breaks, the sky is clear, and the warm sunlight penetrates the mist, gently sprinkling the earth. The breeze carries the flowers and plants, bringing bursts of fresh fragrance.
Yan Ruchen had already gone out, but Guan Shanyu was still lying on the bed, hugging the quilt, tossing and turning to force himself to continue sleeping.
Last night, Yan Ruchen had asked him if he wanted to go together. At that time, Guan Shanyu was lying on the bed, with the quilt covering his head with only a gap left. He looked at Yan Ruchen's inquiring eyes and shook his head firmly.
It's true that Yan Ruchen was created by Guan Shanyu as the center of this world, but every other character was also created by Guan Shanyu.
Those obscure and boring nights, those dazzling desk lamps, those flying typing on the keyboard and the ever-increasing number of words in the documents, the repeated revisions of their names, the repeated consideration of their characters, and the discarded drafts accumulated for Guan Shanyu's two full years of serialization.
Guan Shanyu was reluctant to see the outcome, no matter what it was. This complex emotion pushed him to announce his decision not to attend.
He decided to act like an ostrich in Lingcaoxuan today. When things were settled... someone would naturally tell him the result, and he didn't have to see it with his own eyes.
Yan Ruchen said nothing, but silently polished his sword, nodded in agreement, and set off directly this morning. However, Guan Shanyu, who had agreed to cover his head and sleep through the night, was unable to fall asleep again even after daybreak.
A spider had crawled onto the roof at some point and was slowly weaving a web. The web threads swung in circles on the beams, weaving a neat and dense web.
Guan Shanyu stared at the spider web with his eyes wide open. He saw that the spider had finished weaving the web, retreated to the side, and waited patiently for its prey to take the bait.
As a breeze blew, the fragrance of honeysuckle blew into the house, attracting a chubby little flying insect. It flew in slowly following the scent of the flowers. After wandering around the house for a few circles, it was attracted by the spider web on the beam and flew over to check it out out of curiosity.
But a spider web is just a spider web, nothing special, so it felt bored and turned around and flew away.
Unexpectedly, as it turned, it bumped into something and was stuck, unable to move. The little fly looked back in surprise and astonishment, only to see another large web had been laid behind it. However, no matter how hard it struggled, it could not stop the spider with scarlet eyes from slowly crawling out of the darkness before it and swallowing it whole.
Behind the spider web, there is another one hidden. You think you have avoided the trap in front of you, but you don’t know that the real crisis is lurking behind what you can’t see.
Guan Shanyu jumped up from the bed and hurriedly got out of bed to put on his shoes.
It is true that the palms and backs of the hands are all made of flesh, but Guan Shanyu can still tell who the big boy he is really worried about is.
Yan Ruchen was so foolish that he didn't even notice the abnormality within his master's sect. He rashly went to Yunze Realm to confront the elders. I'm afraid his original intention was to kill someone with a borrowed knife, but in the end he might be used by others.
He wasn't sure if Li Xiuqi was credible, and Guan Shanyu and Li Xiuqi weren't familiar with each other. But he was very familiar with Yan Ruchen. Although this guy had the aura of a protagonist, the world was now shifting. Who knew what would happen next?
Guan Shanyu hurriedly left the bamboo house and trotted all the way to the post station set up by the Tianxuan Dao Sect at the foot of the mountain. He spent a large sum of money (50 wen) to hire a Tuiyun disciple. These disciples were specially trained to serve the disciples of the immortal sect who were disabled and unable to fly swords or horses. Although Guan Shanyu was able to move his hands and feet, he was completely satisfied sitting behind the Tuiyun disciple.
He didn't know how to fly a sword or ride a horse, but he needed to get to Yunze Realm quickly.
"What day is it today? Why are all the people on the road going over there? I told you, our sect has a rule that you can't fly casually in crowded towns. You have to take a detour later." Tuiyun disciple said very abidingly.
Guan Shanyu closed his eyes for a moment, pointed at the flying swords whizzing past him in the sky, and asked, "There are so many flying in the sky, are we still missing?"
Disciple Tuiyun said expressionlessly, "But this is the rule."
Guan Shanyu also said according to the rules: "Add another ten cents."
"make a deal."
Then, he suddenly accelerated his sword and quickly surpassed the disciples beside him. Guan Shanyu tightly grasped the Tuiyun disciple's shoulders, so that he did not drop his sword.
Perhaps the power of money was truly too great. The sword, which had been moving slowly and almost lifelessly, suddenly sped up. Guan Shanyu was blinded by the whirring morning breeze and had no choice but to duck. However, when he ducked, he saw that he had already reached the Yunze Realm.
Before he could take a closer look at the ground, a bell-like cry came from the clock tower square in the center of Yunze Realm: "Who on earth called so many people here?"
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