Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Guan Shanyu collapsed on the ground, looking at the seven or eight ditches that had not been cleared, still feeling resentful.

It's obvious that such trivial matters as planting flowers and grass can be done with a wave of the hand in the cultivation literature. In the end, it's all his own fault. He had to come up with some low-magic setting and do all the dirty work himself. He said he came here to cultivate immortality, but ended up learning how to farm, and in the end he was the one who got hurt.

That’s all.

Guan Shanyu stood up again, thinking that it would be a good idea to learn some farming knowledge. When he returned to his own world, he would just farm and do live streaming to sell agricultural products. He would never write novels again. Even if the mission failed and he couldn't go back, it wouldn't be a bad idea to be a happy farmer in this world, and he could still sell products.

What he had learned in the past, such as making soap, perfume, arithmetic formulas, multiplication table, etc., were enough for him to thrive in this world. As long as he avoided Yan Ruchen, the cheating king, he could live a good life no matter where he went.

Guan Shanyu was hoeing the land while imagining a better life in the future when suddenly a shout came from afar, disturbing his sweet dream: "Guan Shanyu, the elder wants you to go to the medicine store to get the medicine book and bring it to the charity hall."

Guan Shanyu spat out the dogtail grass in his mouth with a "Puh" sound.

In his heart, he raised a thousand middle fingers to the X-brother who ordered him around, but the moment he turned around, a smile blossomed on his face, and he walked over with a small, shy face: "Here I come."

Senior Brother X spat, "You're always lying with your pretty face. The elders always ask you to go, but I've been here all this time and I've never been to the charity hall once."

Abba Abba Abba.

Guan Shanyu rolled his eyes silently in his heart. He was so eager to rush for the job of delivering things. If he really wanted it that badly, he should go and apply to the elders. Why bother with me?

After giving a fake smile and handing it over, Guan Shanyu ran to the medicine store holding the corner of his clothes. After changing into clean clothes, he skillfully found the medicine book on the bookshelf, locked the door and went to the charity hall.

Along the forest path, thin layers of moss grew on the steps. Guan Shanyu was afraid of tripping if he was not careful, so he walked carefully up the stone steps holding the medicine book in one hand and the corner of his clothes in the other. After turning around a towering tree, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter coming from the woods.

Laughter? Could it be the female cultivators of the Ziwei Society?

Guan Shanyu didn't dare to delay, but the female cultivators of Ziwei Society were all as beautiful as fairies. It was midsummer now, and there were many snakes, insects, rats and ants playing and playing here. It would be bad if they were bitten.

I'll just go and remind them.

Guan Shanyu moved his feet and took two steps towards the woods. He raised the corners of his mouth excitedly, but after seeing the group of people clearly, the corners of his mouth instantly fell.

The men, aren’t they the disciples from the Tianjian Pavilion who were flying above his head just now? If they want to chat, find another place. Why are they staying in their vegetable garden?

Guan Shanyu's interest suddenly waned. He was about to leave, picking up his clothes, when he suddenly heard a familiar name. He heard the other disciples say, "He's just a little more talented and handsome, so why is Miss Si so protective of him? He doesn't even need to be punished for contradicting our senior brother."

"Yan Ruchen is the one who broke the record for the inner sect selection. What about you? You're half as bad as him. How could I possibly favor you?"

"She's not even half as good looking as him, otherwise how could Miss Si favor her so much? You must be jealous because you can't eat the grapes."

"So why did you call me here? Is that what you wanted to say?"

Hearing the familiar voice, Guan Shanyu subconsciously turned his head to look.

The disciples continued, "Hu Qi, aren't you angry? He's already in the spotlight. The elders are going to take him to Qionghua Peak in a few days to choose a sword. They're determined to train him. We've been training for over a year, but we're still not qualified. You'll end up like us, exhausted every day with nothing to show for it."

Hu Qi said: "So, what do you want?"

The disciple asked, "How about teaching him a lesson?"

When Guan Shanyu heard this, he thought something was wrong. If he couldn't inform the male protagonist about this loud conspiracy to bully him, then he must not be present. Who knows if he will be implicated.

After thinking about it, Guan Shanyu turned around and prepared to leave, but who would have thought that a dry branch had appeared under his feet. With the slight sound of the branch stepping on leaves, Hu Qi and others immediately discovered him and asked in surprise: "Who?"

Guan Shanyu reacted immediately, turned around and said as a matter of course: "Hey, why are you standing in our vegetable garden?"

Hu Qi said expressionlessly, "Enjoying the cool air. What are you doing here? How long have you been here?"

Guan Shanyu said, "I just got here. You stopped me halfway. I hope you are not here to steal the Ganoderma lucidum."

Another disciple said, "What a joke! If an outsider comes to take it, it's stealing. We are all inner disciples. If you really want to eat it, just take it directly. We have a monthly supply of 20 Lingzhi mushrooms."

Guan Shanyu curled his lips and thought to himself, "Okay, okay, okay, you can eat twenty of the Ganoderma lucidum we worked so hard to grow, but I can only eat five. How dare you show off here?" He continued, "Oh, then you guys continue to enjoy the cool breeze. I still have to deliver the medicine book to the elder."

Just as he was about to turn around and leave, Hu Qi immediately stopped him and asked seriously, "Did you really not hear anything?"

Guan Shanyu turned around and said as a matter of course: "What did you hear? Are you guys talking about something shameful here?"

The other disciple immediately laughed and said, "No, no, Brother Shanyu, go quickly and don't delay anything."

Guan Shanyu nodded and said goodbye calmly, "Well, goodbye everyone." After that, he quickly left, holding up the corner of his clothes. Several people behind him watched him running away from a distance. One of them laughed and said, "Look at him, he's walking with his skirt lifted up, like a girl."

After arriving at the charity hall safely, Guan Shanyu's excited heart slowly calmed down. Unexpectedly, he ran into the first scene where Yan Ruchen was loudly plotted against. It had been more than ten days since the two of them parted at the mountain gate.

It seems that Yan Ruchen's training path in Tianjian Pavilion is the same as before. He is going smoothly in terms of martial arts, but there are still red lights in terms of social skills. However, he actually won Si Hongyin's favor so quickly. In the original novel, it seems that he won the heart of the beauty after saving Si Hongyin's life in Wuzijian Hunting Ground.

After thinking about it, Guan Shanyu asked: "System, has the plot shifted?"

With a ding, the system announced [Main storyline shifted by 10%, the specific reason for the shift has not yet been found]

Guan Shanyu asked: "Is Si Hongyin's plot deviated?"

The voice replied [System test results, yes, but not entirely]

The system was dead, and the words were so vague. What on earth was that part that wasn't complete? He would try to see if he could fix it. Just as he was feeling upset, he suddenly heard a voice asking, "Yamayu, the tea seems to be full."

Guan Shanyu was startled and quickly put down the teapot, stepped aside and apologized: "My disciple is rude, please forgive me, Master."

Qing Yuanzi looked at him and smiled kindly. He gently wiped the tea stains off the table with one hand and waved, "Thank you for your hard work today, after finishing your homework, and for bringing me something. You can go back and rest first."

The so-called homework is farming. When Guan Shanyu heard that he would not have to farm when he returned later, his heart was pounding with excitement. He bowed and was about to thank and say goodbye when he suddenly heard Si Xuanqing, who was sitting motionless beside him, slowly say: "Yuanzi, you like this disciple very much."

Guan Shanyu was about to bend down when his waist froze and he wondered what he meant.

Qing Yuanzi smiled and replied, "Don't you also like your new disciple Yan Ruchen? Why, I'm considerate of my inner disciples, so are you afraid that you won't seem considerate enough to Yan Ruchen? I heard that you're planning to send him to Fengling Town for training. Isn't that a little too soon?"

Si Xuanqing took a sip of fragrant tea, stroked his beard and said, "We have to go. This boy is extremely talented, but lacks practical experience. He always has difficulty improving his magic. Why not go down the mountain and fight in real combat to see if he can really do the job. Don't just stand there. Your master told you to rest, so leave now."

Guan Shanyu glanced at Qing Yuanzi nervously, and seeing that he smiled and waved at him, he quickly thanked him and left.

On the way back, Guan Shanyu felt weird in his heart, which was partly because of Si Xuanqing's words "I like this disciple very much". After all, in the original book, he and the old man were a couple.

However, it is true that Guan Shanyu is extremely gay, but whether Qing Yuanzi was born gay or was forced to be gay by Guan Shanyu, he did not write about this at all when he wrote the novel.

Suddenly hearing that my "mistress" in the original novel "likes" me, I was so embarrassed that I got goosebumps all over my body.

Guan Shanyu walked down the mountain on dead leaves, shaking off the goose bumps on his body. When he walked around the big tree, he suddenly remembered the serious matter.

Shit, they are going to bully Yan Ruchen. This can’t be the first scene of it.