Do you really think you can get me with just a banana?

Li Suyin seemed a little confused. She lowered her head and thought for a moment before saying, "To be honest, I really didn't receive any tasks. The system did contact me half a year ago and said it wanted to correct the plot, but then it disappeared. I swear, this is true."

Guan Shanyu was puzzled when he heard this: "Even the original author like me has to follow the plot rules. Are you really here to enjoy yourself?"

Li Suyin was stunned for a moment, looking at Guan Shanyu's puzzled eyes, she finally sighed, turned around and said, "Okay, since I scolded you so much before, I'll let you know some of the past that I don't want to look back on, so let's call it even. I used to... have crossed paralysis."

Guan Shanyu raised an eyebrow, not understanding what she meant, and asked, "Cross...what? What does it mean?"

Li Suyin sighed and explained, "To put it simply, I contracted a brainstem vascular disease when I was ten. Despite long-term treatment, I was still paralyzed and had to lie in bed for the rest of my life. After I became an adult, I envied other girls' free and easy lives, while I was paralyzed in bed. Gradually, I began to give up on myself. I repeatedly attempted suicide, was rescued, attempted suicide again, was rescued again, and finally gave up on myself. I did nothing but lie at home reading novels every day."

"You might not know that being disabled for a long time can easily lead to psychological problems, so I took out my anger online. Not only did I comment on your book, I also provoked and cursed people online, mixed in the circle and provoked others. Anyway, I was venting my emotions all the time until one day, I finally succeeded in committing suicide."

Guan Shanyu looked at her blankly, never expecting that her reality would be such a story.

But when Li Suyin talked about it now, she seemed unconcerned. Those obscure times seemed to be just explaining another person's life. She even felt a little relieved. "I originally thought I would go to hell or heaven, but I didn't expect to come to this world the moment I opened my eyes. At that time, the system said that I was very famous for complaining in the novel world, but many of my complaints were because I hadn't experienced their stories personally and I thought they were unreliable from a God's perspective. Then it gave me a few books that I had complained about very badly and asked me to choose. I chose your book."

Guan Shanyu stared at her and asked suspiciously, "Why did you choose my book when you had a choice?"

Li Suyin looked at the maids and nannies outside the door who were peering into the hall with concern and said, "My parents in real life don't care about me at all because of my disability. I have been looked down upon since I was a child. Although I can choose a role in this world, those roles are either chivalrous women whose parents are both orphaned, concubines who have been unpopular since childhood, or female officials who have endured humiliation and heavy burdens. Only this character in your book has a father who loves her, a cute brother, and a group of sincere servants, so I chose it."

Guan Shanyu was stunned, coughed, turned his head away, and asked awkwardly: "Now that you have experienced it, do you still think my writing is bad?"

Li Suyin laughed and said, "It's bad... but not this bad."

Guan Shanyu's expression softened a bit, but Li Suyin gave him another sly smile, saying, "But there's really a lot to complain about. You actually want a girl like me, who's been pampered since childhood, to volunteer to be a stud's concubine? And to compete for his favor with all those women in his harem every day. Tell me, who in their right mind would want to give up their life of luxury and attention to become someone else's concubine, especially an outstanding young woman like me who's been educated in modern monogamy."

Guan Shanyu was choked with frustration, turned around and muttered softly: "It's originally a male-oriented novel, not for you girls to read."

Li Suyin saw Guan Shanyu's face turn pale and couldn't help but laugh. After a moment of silence, Li Suyin suddenly spoke: "So, is there something wrong with Yan Ruchen's wife, Si Hongyin?"

Guan Shanyu turned his head, his eyes full of confusion, but he didn't say anything. Li Suyin saw Guan Shanyu's expression of "How did you know?" and smiled. She said, "You guys in Tianxuan always stay indoors, but that can't stop people from being curious about you. People in this world are just like paparazzi in our world. As long as there's a little rumor, they can reveal anything. It's just that this immortal sect gossip is hard to tell, and someone deliberately suppressed the news, so it didn't become a big deal. But I heard that Si Hongyin really cheated on Yan Ruchen?"

Guan Shanyu turned his head and looked outside the hall, his expression not looking good. He replied, "That's not true. They were framed. Si Hongyin is still Yan Ruchen's wife. Once the truth comes out, the rumors will be refuted."

Seeing Guan Shanyu agree to the topic, Li Suyin curled her lips and said, "You are quite dedicated. You are a complete tool in the plot. You should have been offline long ago, but you have been with them all the way until now. I can't do that. I don't have that much patience."

After hearing this, Guan Shanyu sighed and shook his head, saying, "I feel like I can't go on. I really don't know what the rest of the story will be like, and... I think I might... really be repeating my fate in the book."

Li Suyin stared at him with wide eyes: "You mean to seduce the elder and be driven down the mountain, dying in a foreign land?"

Guan Shanyu nodded heavily. Li Suyin gave him a thumbs-up and said in surprise, "Oh my god, I thought you would not follow the original plot to save your life. Who knew you would respect the plot line so much, and the author himself. You are amazing."

Guan Shanyu shook his head, frowning at him and said, "No, I didn't seduce Qing Yuanzi...it's just...ah, come closer." Guan Shanyu beckoned Li Suyin, who moved a little closer to him. Guan Shanyu leaned over and whispered in her ear, "I didn't seduce the elder at all. It's just that when I passed by his room last night, I saw...I saw my portrait hanging in his room."

Li Suyin raised her head abruptly, covered her mouth and whispered, "You mean, you didn't seduce him, but he still fell in love with you?"

Guan Shanyu frowned and said worriedly, "I've been worried lately. Maybe no matter how much the plot deviates, the ending of the little people will still return to the original ending. For example, I didn't seduce Qing Yuanzi at all, but that doesn't stop him from falling for me. If someone really finds out, then I won't be driven down the mountain and die in a foreign land. Because Qing Yuanzi will definitely not be driven down the mountain."

After hearing this, Li Suyin was silent for a moment, then asked, "Are you sure the person in the portrait is really you?"

Guan Shanyu thought about it, shook his head, and said, "Not really, but many of his facial features are very similar to mine. Well, that's not the point. Even if it's not me, there's someone who looks similar to me, so wouldn't that be related to me? If this gets out, I'll be doomed. So I came to you today to see if you're in the same situation as me. After all, I'm in this situation now, and it's hard to get out. I really want to find someone to discuss it with."

After hearing this, Li Suyin lowered her head and pondered for a moment before slowly speaking: "Then... then I might have to... think about the follow-up plan as well."

Guan Shanyu was startled and asked, "Why...did something happen to you as well?"

Li Suyin looked at him with a worried look on her face and said, "My father wants to send me to marry a foreign prince."

Guan Shanyu exclaimed: "What?"

Li Suyin looked at him numbly and said, "I just can't stand Yan Ruchen's arrangement of having three wives and four concubines, so I try to avoid him. When he comes, I leave to ensure that we don't have any emotional entanglements. But, my father in this world is a man who likes to consolidate power and cling to the court. Originally, it's nothing. He climbs the ladder and I enjoy the good life. As long as I don't mess with Yan Ruchen, I can still secretly flirt with handsome guys. Who would have thought that my father actually wanted to send me to marry."

Guan Shanyu was a little surprised, his expression frozen. Li Suyin continued, "Can you believe it? The marriage partner he picked for me is a fat man weighing over 200 pounds. Although he has a wealthy family, he looks like a pig. I was planning to delay it as long as possible, but after hearing what you said, my father is so close to you. Seeing that Yan Ruchen's power is growing, he might really push me to his side."

After listening to this, Guan Shanyu suddenly thought of someone and asked, "Where's Xu Fengyu? Didn't you two..."

Li Suyin rolled her eyes at him. "Don't mention it. My father initially saw that he was Tianxuan's eldest disciple, and since he saw that I was interested in him, he kept him around to try to bring us together. But once he went down the mountain, the situation there changed drastically, and my father gave up the idea. But it doesn't matter. He didn't like me anyway, and he kept clamoring to go back."

Guan Shanyu raised his eyebrows and asked doubtfully, "Does he...want to go back every day?"

Li Suyin nodded and sighed, "Yes, I want to go back every day. But my father saw that he was very good at martial arts and that your Tianxuan was in chaos, so he persuaded him to stay with us for a while and guide the disciples of our Yuchen Palace. He was a pushover, so he stayed. Now that I think about it, he doesn't seem that good after all."

Guan Shanyu saw Li Suyin sighing with melancholy, and he sighed too, saying, "It's really a mess. I originally just wanted to help Song Ziye clear his name, but I feel like there's such a huge conspiracy behind this that I really don't know what to do."

Li Suyin smiled bitterly and did not reply. For a moment, the whole hall was filled with the sighs of the two people.

The maids and nannies outside the door were still peeking into the hall, not daring to go in or leave, for fear that something might happen to the two people. A nanny said, "No, I still have to go and inform them. You guys watch carefully here." Several maids nodded repeatedly, and the nanny glanced at them again before slowly retreating.

The two people in the hall sighed for a long time. Guan Shanyu finally sorted out his complicated feelings and asked Li Suyin, "I came here this time to ask you something. After all, you are now the eldest lady of Yuchen Palace, and I think you may know something."

Li Suyin looked at him tiredly and said, "Just be frank. I can withstand any blow now."

Guan Shanyu nodded and said, "I want to ask you, do you know if there is a reactionary cultivation organization in the martial arts world?"

*

Let’s talk about another thing.

Yan Ruchen led Qiu Shui Jian Ji, Qing Yuanzi and others and wandered around Wangshuiling for most of the day. After confirming that the evil spirits around were still firmly sealed, they went down to the bottom of the valley together to check the condition of the spiritual turtle.

During the days since they left, the wind and rain had raged, and the turtle's corpse had become severely decomposed, emitting a sickening odor. Several disciples followed them down to the valley floor. The smell made them vomit, clutching the cliff face. Halfway through, they noticed the corpse of a disciple floating on the surface of the lake. Their faces paled with fear, and they quickly turned to Qiushui Sword Master and the others for help.

Qiushui Sword Lady sighed, took out a few handkerchiefs from her bosom and handed them to them, saying, "Hurry up and cover your mouths and noses. This spirit turtle is so severely rotten that it might breed a lot of bad bacteria. If you inhale it into your lungs, you'll be in big trouble."

The disciples hurriedly followed their orders, covering their noses as they nervously followed Qiushui Jianji and Qing Yuanzi. Qing Yuanzi circled the spirit turtle twice, carefully examining it several times with his magical instruments. Then he called out to a few disciples, "You guys, come with me and collect some samples. It's so hot, the corpse is decomposing too quickly. We need to bring it back to the sect for further study."

Several disciples stepped forward in response, and Qiushui Sword Princess said from the side, "We need to deal with this turtle corpse properly. If we don't deal with it quickly and properly, who knows what will grow from this foul fungus. You guys, remember the formation I taught you earlier? Once your Senior Uncle Qing finishes collecting the samples, you should go over and deal with it."

Several other disciples who were waiting on the side nodded respectfully when they heard this.