My best friend is wearing a double body! Marry the emperor! Help me win the throne
Chapter 78: Only the body but not the heart
At the dinner, everyone had their own thoughts.
Only Chu Xinyue was eating the meal seriously.
Xue Youli used to love eating with her. She ate so happily that even people with a poor appetite would eat an extra bowl of rice when they saw her.
The banquet lasted until three quarters past midnight. Queen Mother Yin was old and had been toasted a lot, so she was the first to leave.
When Murong Che came to Qinghe Garden, he rode in the same chariot with Xue Youli, so he learned from her inner voice that Xue Youli wanted to conspire with Chu Xinyue tonight.
He didn't want to spoil her fun, so he deliberately let Concubine Li sleep with him in front of everyone tonight.
After Murong Che and the Queen Mother left, everyone got up and prepared to return to their respective residences.
Xue Youli and Chu Xinyue looked at each other and raised their eyebrows at the wine jug in front of her.
Chu Xinyue understood what he meant and quietly poured the remaining wine on her dress, then stood up shakily from the table.
She rushed to Xue Youli in two or three steps and put her arm around his shoulders. "Erxi, let's go too! These people can't drink much. I'll have a few drinks on my own when we get back!"
Xue Youli was hugged by her so tightly that she immediately frowned in disgust, "Princess, you are drunk, I am not Erxi!"
"belch……"
Chu Xinyue burped and hugged her tighter, "How could I be drunk? I can hold my liquor pretty well! Just wait, I'll continue drinking with you when we get back, and I'm sure you'll pass out!"
Xue Youli turned around and winked at Erxi, who was standing next to him. "Erxi, your princess stinks of alcohol, get her out of here!"
Erxi spread her hands, revealing an embarrassment. "Lady Xue, please bear with me. Once my princess is drunk, she's stronger than nine oxen and can't be pulled away. I'll go with you. Please take the princess to her bed. She'll definitely fall asleep as soon as she touches the pillow."
Xue Youli looked unhappy, "I should send her back? Why?"
Erxi was also helpless. "The princess is always like this when she's drunk. If Concubine Xue is unwilling to see her off, then you can just go back to your residence. Once she falls asleep on your bed, I can find someone to carry the princess back to your residence."
When Concubine Ning passed by them, she smelled the pungent smell of alcohol on Chu Xinyue and couldn't help but cover her nose. "Noble Lady Xue, since the princess is so drunk, please be generous and send her back to her residence. When she sobers up and finds out it was you who sent her back, she will definitely be grateful for your kindness. Maybe you two can become good friends in the future!"
Concubine Qiao danced hard all night but still failed to win the emperor's favor.
Thinking that Xue Youli could live in the courtyard closest to Murong Che, she also agreed sourly, "Empress Ning is right. Why don't you be a good person and send the princess back? You will pass by the princess's residence on your way back anyway, so it's convenient."
If this happened under normal circumstances, Xue Youli would have definitely said something to her.
They thought that sending Chu Xinyue would definitely annoy Xue Youli, but in fact, Xue Youli was more than happy to do so.
So, Xue Youli seemed to compromise and said reluctantly, "Your Highness Concubine Ning, your words make sense. Then I will send the princess back first."
After saying that, he raised his voice and shouted at Banxia, as if he was in a rage with nowhere to vent his anger, "Banxia, what are you standing there for? Come over and help!"
"Yes!"
Erxi also hurriedly followed, "Lady Xue, I will also help!"
Concubine Ning and Noble Lady Qiao stood there, admiring Xue Youli dragging Chu Xinyue away with difficulty, feeling quite happy.
It wasn't until Xue Youli's disheveled figure disappeared from sight that Qiao Guiren snorted, "Serves you right!"
She was resentful that she failed to win the emperor's heart with her colorful dance tonight, and she deliberately took it out on Xue Youli.
After watching the excitement, Concubine Ning glanced at Concubine Qiao meaningfully, then turned and left.
On the other side, Chu Xinyue had just been sent back to her residence and immediately released the arm that was holding Xue Youli.
She lowered her head and sniffed the alcohol on her body, pinching her nose and saying, "Erxi, quickly get some hot water for me to shower and change clothes! I'm almost suffocating myself!"
"Yes!"
As soon as Erxi left, Chu Xinyue approached Xue Youli and sniffed around her. "Ali, you smell strongly of alcohol. How about taking a bath with me? How about we have a bath together?"
Xue Youli pushed her away and said, "No, why would two women take a bath together? It's boring!"
Chu Xinyue suddenly thought of something and winked at her with a wicked smile, "Tell me the truth, have you ever taken a bath together with Murong Che? Isn't it fun to take a bath with a man?"
When Xue Youli decided to treat Murong Che, she promised the man that she would not tell anyone about his illness.
She met Chu Xinyue's playful eyes, smacked her lips, and revealed a look of aftertaste, "Of course! He is the emperor, and I am his favorite concubine. I have taken more baths with him than you have slept with any other man!"
In fact, she was just talking nonsense, but when she thought about the time when she pulled Murong Che into the bathtub, it could be considered a couple's bath.
"This is incredible! Ali, you've really come a long way, you single bastard who never even had a relationship in your previous life! You're already a bit like me back then!"
In fact, Chu Xinyue was just talking nonsense. Although she had ordered a male model from the club before to find some inspiration for her writing, she got scared when the male model pressed her hands on her abdominal muscles. She was so scared that she crawled out of the box, wasting the tens of thousands of dollars that the male model had spent.
Xue Youli didn't lose the fight, "I'm much stronger than you! Murong Che doesn't even know how many times I've slept with him!"
Chu Xinyue thought of Murong Che's infuriatingly handsome face, and his broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs. She envied him, "You little girl! You eat so well!"
Although Murong Che was a short-lived emperor, he was handsome, and most importantly, you didn't have to spend money to sleep with him. Just based on the fact that he was more cost-effective than a male model, Xue Youli won.
Xue Youli, under the influence of alcohol, started to talk like a bitch, "You can find one too. It's rare to be transported into a novel world. If we don't sleep with handsome guys, wouldn't it be a waste of time to be in the book? I think Murong Nan is good. He's handsome and young. That little face looks so cute that you can squeeze water out of it."
Chu Xinyue curled her lips. "No matter how hungry I am, I can't lay my hands on this little brother. How old is he? I'm almost 30, I just can't bring myself to lay hands on a brother who's only in his teens!"
"Sister! Can you please forget the fact that we are thirty-year-old ladies? We are both in our prime now, and you are a juvenile sixteen-year-old girl. Even if you are with Murong Nan, he is still just an old cow eating young grass!"
Chu Xinyue shook her head. "No, no, he's too childish, like a three-year-old who hasn't been weaned. He's not smart, he's not my type."
"Come on! Handsome and brainless, just right!"
"But I like tall, handsome, and charming uncle-like men."
"You are young and don't know the benefits of your younger brother. You mistakenly treat your uncle as a treasure! When you meet an uncle who doesn't take a bath and smells like an old man, you will be obedient!"
"Actually, Murong Ye is very handsome, but it's a pity that he's a villain!"
"What's so handsome about him? It's purely because of your male lead filter! Murong Ye isn't even a hair's breadth of handsomeness compared to my little Cheche!"
"Your little Cheche? Ah Li, you're calling him that in such a cheesy way, are you really falling in love with Murong Che?"
Xue Youli was stunned for a moment, then flatly denied it, "How is that possible? I can walk through thickets of grass without getting a single leaf on me!"
"That's good. He's just a paper man, not from the same dimension as us. You have to promise me that you'll only go after my body and not my heart!"
"Yeah, I know what's going on!"
Not long after the two chatted, Erxi prepared the hot water.
Anyway, Chu Xinyue prepared night clothes for Xue Youli, so the two of them simply took a shower and changed clothes together.
As expected, this nightgown was designed by Chu Xinyue herself. It not only outlines the waist well, but also makes the legs look especially long.
Xue Youli was quite satisfied with this improved nightgown.
The two of them lay on the bed and chatted until late at night. Xue Youli learned from the gossip book that Murong Ye had already taken action, and she sat up from the bed with a somersault.
Chu Xinyue looked at her suddenly serious expression and asked in confusion, "What's the matter? Are you in a hurry to pee? I'll ask Erxi to bring in the toilet!"
"No! We should go!"
Chu Xinyue immediately got up and put on her shoes, "Where are you going?"
"Canglan Waterside Pavilion!"
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