Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

Li Shaoming's words made everyone else confused.

Xiaonan tugged at Hongying's sleeve and whispered, "Sister Hongying, have you ever seen a light bulb with such a strong light source?"

"I've never seen anything like this before." Hongying shook her head. This bizarre scene had caused her brain to short-circuit. "But it's not surprising that these items can be found in Shaoming's jar."

"That's right." Xiaonan nodded, then turned his gaze to the Moon Ghost kneeling on the ground: "This guy is so pitiful, he has experienced so many ups and downs. I hope he doesn't die of anger!"

The others' eyes were also darting back and forth between Yue Gui and the others. For some reason, they felt like laughing out loud.

Libra and Qiangwei, in particular, grinned wildly, but did not laugh out loud. They were afraid that laughing out loud would hit Yue Gui again, and they would lose such a weird teammate.

If that happens, they will have less fun in the future.

"No, Shao Ming must be lying to me. He wants to give me a big surprise."

"Correct."

"That must be the case. Shao Ming is so mean to come up with such a plan."

Yue Gui knelt on the ground to comfort himself. The more he thought about it, the more this possibility seemed to him.

but.

Facts are facts and can never be changed.

I saw.

Hearing his self-consoling words, Li Shaoming suppressed his laughter and stepped forward to pat him on the shoulder: "Yue Gui, accept the reality!"

"I'm not kidding you, it's just a big light bulb. You're not at a loss, because the light bulb will never go out."

"Think about it, if you hold a light bulb on your head during a battle, regardless of whether it increases your combat power or not, it will definitely make you look cooler."

"Puff puff."

When the others heard what Li Shaoming said, and thought of the Moon Ghost holding a light bulb and shining brightly during the battle, they finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Wen Qimo, Tianping and Qiangwei clapped their hands on the front desk and laughed until their stomachs cramped.

The corners of Lin Qiye, Chen Muye and others' mouths were twitching wildly. They felt that Li Shaoming was too mean at the moment.

Those words sounded like rubbing salt into Moon Ghost's wounds.

The knife stabbed straight into my heart.

but.

This incident also served as a warning to them that a bright and shining weapon is not necessarily a magical weapon, and they remembered it.

"Brother Li, are you really not kidding?"

Pangpang finally came back to reality from his trance and asked in disbelief.

Li Shaoming shrugged casually: "Do you think I'm joking?"

"Forget about the magic artifact. It would be nice to take a magic lamp home. At least it saves on electricity bills."

After confirming it again and again, Pangpang, Zhao Kongcheng and the other two finally accepted the result that it was not a divine artifact but a light bulb.

They looked at Li Shaoming, then at the jar, and asked the sky in silence.

But Yue Gui still couldn't accept the fact that it was the light bulb. He knelt on the ground and his eyes became dull again.

After a while.

Qiangwei couldn't stand it anymore, so she stepped forward, grabbed his collar, and then lifted him up forcefully: "Don't lose your mind again, aren't there still eight jars left to open?"

"Cheer up and pick up your tome. The artifact is very close to you."

"Yes!"

"Treasure book, treasure book."

When Yue Gui heard the word "treasure book", his eyes suddenly lit up. He then broke free from Qiangwei's hand, bent down and picked up the treasure book on the ground.

"Page three of the Can Opening Manual says, if you're fooled once, open it again and good luck will surely come your way next time."

"Yes, that's right."

"The book also said that you must keep smiling before opening the can. I can't let my emotions control me. Only big boys who love to smile will have good luck."

"Father Pangu!"

"I called you daddy."

"Give me the divine weapon!"

"Bang x8!"

This time, he simply smashed the remaining eight jars, as if he was afraid to see the result.

He turned around and hugged Pangpang, as if he was hugging a piece of him, just two words.

Comfortable.

"Everyone, please tell me some good news. Did the eight jars contain eight artifacts?"

Yue Gui simply shrank his face into Pang Pang's fleshy neck.

Pangpang finally reacted. The hot air coming from his neck made the hairs on his body stand up.

"Brother, go hug Sister Qiangwei."

"Why are you hugging me?"

"It's easy to be misunderstood, isn't it?"

As he spoke, he pushed Yue Gui away with force. The heat on his neck finally disappeared and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Even people in the same industry don’t have this benefit!

"Dare he?"

Rose's eyes widened.

"Break his third leg."

So cruel?

When the men in the store heard this, they couldn't help but squeeze their legs together and couldn't help but stay away from Qiangwei.

"I can not."

Yue Gui noticed the murderous eyes of Qiangwei and shook his head like a pile driver. In order to change the subject, he shifted his gaze to the jar.

At this time, Li Shaoming also spoke:

"Congratulations on winning a big bag of three puppy treats."

"Congratulations on winning the Golden Spoon."

"Congratulations on winning the big red dozen panties."

"Congratulations on winning a portion of seaweed soup."

"Congratulations on obtaining a space necklace."

.....

Eight jars, not a single one was empty.

No.

There are ten jars and not a single one is empty.

When Yue Gui heard about the space necklace, he was delighted and asked hurriedly, "Is the necklace like Fatty's bracelet, a treasure used to store items?"

"Yes."

Li Shaoming explained.

"The necklace is made up of thirty-two gemstones, each with a cubic meter of space. It's a good space treasure. You've made a profit today."

"Hehehe!"

Yue Gui put what happened just now behind him, and was immediately overjoyed. He took the necklace and played with it lovingly.

"I'll just say it."

"I told you the book is useful!"

"No... the baby is coming out."

"happy."

"Happy."

"You are so silly."

Qiangwei pushed Yuegui away.

"Now that you're done, get out of the way and don't block us from opening the can."

At this time.

Yuan Gang stepped forward and said, "Let Qiye and Fatty go first. They have to go back to training soon, so it's okay for us to wait a little longer."

"no problem."

Qiangwei pulled the still laughing Yuegui to the side to make room for Lin Qiye and Pangpang.

Pangpang and Lin Qiye looked at each other.

Pang Pang said, "Brother Qiye, you come first. I'll take a look at Brother Zhao's manual for a while. It takes time to prepare." He was holding the manual borrowed from Zhao Kongcheng in his hand, looking down at it with shining eyes.

"Brother Qiye, don't worry about Pangpang." Hongying pushed Lin Qiye and said, "You drive first. We'll go back to the training camp together later."

"Row."

Lin Qiye was not polite either. When he walked to the jar and was about to open it, he saw Zhao Kongcheng out of the corner of his eye.

"Old Zhao, please don't say anything. I definitely won't learn your way of opening a can."

Seeing Zhao Kongcheng's hesitant look, he knew without asking that Zhao Kongcheng wanted to drag him into playing those metaphysical things again.

Thinking of their dancing and singing, he was afraid that if he learned from them, he would have nightmares at night.

Ignoring Zhao Kongcheng's aggrieved expression, Lin Qiye directly smashed the ten jars.

In an instant.

A beam of light flew out of one of the jars and shot directly into Lin Qiye's body.

Li Shaoming widened his eyes and screamed in his heart.

"Fuck."