Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you."

Li Shaoming chuckled as he looked at Xiaotian Dog standing on the table and eating voraciously.

"What did you do last night?"

"You're so hungry, didn't Yang Jin give you any food?"

"Suck it."

Xiaotian Dog swallowed the noodles in his mouth.

"It's not that he didn't give me food, but he was out doing good deeds all night last night. He swept through the lawless areas of Cangnan with my new recruits. He was so busy that he didn't have time to eat a bite until now."

"Besides, the noodles you made are delicious, I couldn't help but slurp a few more mouthfuls."

"It smells good!"

"Stop flattering me." Li Shaoming gently tapped Roaring Sky Dog's head and continued, "Aren't you afraid that someone will discover Yang Jin's identity if you do this?"

Upon hearing this, Roaring Sky Dog raised his proud head.

"Didn't I tell you before that I watch crime dramas?"

"Everything has been arranged. No trace has been left. It is basically impossible to find me."

"You're awesome."

Li Shaoming gave a thumbs up.

"But don't underestimate me. There's no such thing as a perfect method of committing a crime. As long as you do it, there will always be some clues left. When it's exposed, you'll see how Yang Jin will deal with you."

"Of course! If anyone finds me, I'll strip off all my hair and run around Cangnan twice."

Roaring Sky Dog is full of confidence.

For what he did, he avoided all the cameras. Those who are investigating him still want to find him. He’s just daydreaming!

As he thought about it, he raised his head even higher, like a proud little swan.

Li Shaoming shook his head helplessly. If Xiaotian Dog had really wiped out Cangnan's illegal place last night, he had a premonition that this guy would definitely be exposed.

You know, something this big would definitely attract the Night Watch to investigate.

If he is really exposed, he will definitely be punished by Xiaotian Dog.

"Boss, stop talking nonsense and bring me ten jars. I'm sure I'll find something good this morning."

Xiaotian Dog spat out 100,000 yuan on the table.

"Hurry up, it's getting late. I ran away secretly last night. If Yang Jin comes later, I will have to hand over the money I brought back."

"Okay, you have money, you are God, I'll give you ten jars."

Li Shaoming stretched out his hand and summoned ten jars, placing them in front of Xiaotian Dog.

He doesn't care how the money comes from, he just does business as long as there is business, that's the rule of the jar shop.

"Hey hey hey!"

"Whether you want to drink porridge or eat rice, it all depends on this time."

"Come out for me..."

"Bang!"

Xiaotian Dog excitedly smashed the nearest jar, and with the sound of breaking, an object flew out of the jar.

"Boss, tell me quickly, what is the use of this thing?"

He pointed at a floating sci-fi sphere with an excited expression on his face. He had a feeling that this sphere was not simple.

at this time.

Li Shaoming's expression was extremely strange.

"This ball is called the Elf Storage Ball. It's a treasure, and it's very useful for your hobby."

"It's used to recruit minions, but it's limited to mysterious creatures. As long as you beat the enemy to the point where they can't resist, you can collect them into this Poké Ball."

"As long as his strength doesn't exceed the Klein Realm, it's a nice little gadget."

“The downside is that you can’t recruit people.”

Upon hearing this, Roaring Sky Dog happily stretched out his two paws and held the Poké Ball in his arms.

"Good stuff, good baby."

"After a while, I'll find a mysterious person in the Klein Realm. I'll take him to fight through the sky."

"Yes, yes, good luck has finally come to me."

"It's a pity that we can't recruit him. Otherwise, it would be so cool to go back and try Yang Jin!"

Having said that, he happily put away the Poké Ball and smashed another jar.

"what!"

Xiaotian Dog looked at a bag that flew out of the jar, his face full of thought.

"Boss, this bag is not a race bag, right?"

Li Shaoming stroked his forehead, looking as if he didn't want to speak, but when he heard the question, he explained: "Yes, this is the human seed bag. You can take in as many people as you want in the future."

ecstasy!

Xiaotian Dog felt dizzy and swollen from the shock of ecstasy.

"Fuhu!"

"take off!"

"Recruit people, recruit people, and recruit many, many more people in the future."

"happy!"

"Happy!"

"Come again, come again, bring more of these treasures, it would be best if we could open up the Buddha Kingdom in the palm of Tathagata's palm."

"Then we'll lock Yang Jin up under the mountain for thousands of years."

"Hehe! It's so beautiful just thinking about it!"

Xiaotian Dog was immersed in his own beautiful fantasy. He thought of the scene where Yang Jin helped him guard the door, the scene where Yang Jin served him, and the scene where Yang Jin treated him like a master.

Thinking, thinking.

He... floated up.

This also brought him back to his senses. When he turned around and saw that handsome face covered with frost, he couldn't help but shudder all over.

"Boss, I was just joking, do you believe me?"

No!

How come it’s always such a coincidence?

It shouldn’t be!

God is playing tricks on me like this. Sooner or later, he will wear me through. Now I should think about how to survive this disaster!

Thinking of this, Xiaotian Dog's expression changed instantly, turning into the look of a pug.

"Boss, you know, ever since I merged with the Black Emperor's personality, my biggest hobby has been gossiping."

"You have to believe me, I love you the most, Boss. How could I possibly think of suppressing you for thousands of years?"

Yang Jin's face couldn't be any darker at this moment.

"Do you think I believe it or not?"

"I guess... you should believe it, Boss!"

Xiaotian Dog saw Yang Jin's obvious expression of disbelief, and saw Yang Jin raising the devil's hand. In desperation, he kicked his four legs, struggled to break free from the restraints, and picked up the human bag on the table.

"Yang Jin, if I call you, will you answer?"

"I promise you, you big-headed ghost, I'll confiscate the bag of human seeds to prevent you from causing trouble in the future."

Yang Jin slapped Xiaotian Dog on the head, then snatched the human bag without hesitation.

"Boss, you are being unreasonable. I opened the human seed bag and earned the money through hard work. If you take the human seed bag, it's like taking away my happiness."

Xiaotian Dog's face was full of grievance.

"Let's discuss this. I promise not to use the human bag on you, Boss, in the future. Can you let me play with you for a while?"

"Okay!"

"I'll let you play in the human bag for a while, and then let you out when you've had enough fun."

I saw.

Yang Jin made a hand seal, and the human bag suddenly swelled up, with the opening of the bag facing the aggrieved Xiaotian Dog.

"No!"

"I know I was wrong."

Roaring Sky Dog was taken in and was still roaring inside, trying to get Yang Jin to let him out.

But Yang Jin turned a deaf ear to him and sat casually opposite Li Shaoming. He drank a sip of tea before he calmed down the urge to roast Xiaotian Dog.

Li Shaoming crossed his arms over his chest and watched everything that happened with a smile on his face.

After Yang Jin finished his tea, he spoke with a smile.

"To be honest, I'm quite envious of you and Roaring Sky Dog. You're not master and servant, but more like family."

Yang Jin touched the sack of human beings that was moving up and down, and said with a smile: "We are not in a master-servant relationship. Shaoming, your relatives are not in this plane, right?"

"Correct!"

Li Shaoming nodded, which was a simple answer to the question.

"Roaring Sky Dog just opened two jars, so there are eight left. Do you want to open them, or should we let Roaring Sky Dog out and let him open them?"

"Boss, please let me out. I've had good luck this morning. If I open it, I'm sure I'll get something good."

When Xiaotian Dog heard this in the human bag, he hurriedly said that he wanted to open it himself.

But Yang Jin ignored him and said firmly, "I'll open it. Let Xiaotian Dog stay inside first. He's really becoming more and more lawless."

"Then please!"