Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Open it for me."

"Bang!"

"Ok?"

Moon Ghost frowned: "How come there are no items?"

Tianping slapped him on the back of the head. "You want to have a baby after only one baby? Do you think you are the embodiment of luck?"

"Don't waste time, if you don't want to open it, let me open it first."

"hey-hey!"

Yue Gui smiled sarcastically.

"Life should always have a sense of anticipation, right?"

"If it comes out, wouldn't that prove that my luck is truly extraordinary?"

"Don't...!"

"Don't clench your fists. That beautiful lady named Hongying, put down your gun first."

"And you too, Captain. Why did you take out Yi Yuan?"

When Yue Gui saw that everyone's gazes did not relax after his words, but instead flashed with an even more dangerous light, he shuddered all over. He did not dare to hesitate for another second, raised his hammer and quickly smashed the four.

The sound of jars breaking came one after another. Yue Gui, who was originally full of expectations, felt his heart drop to the bottom when he saw the items that came out.

"Congratulations! Moon Ghost."

"Open a paper airplane hat."

Zhao Kongcheng congratulated with his eyes narrowed, but his expression was full of joking.

"Not bad, not bad, it looks pretty good. Yuegui, put it on your head and I'll take a picture for you." Tianping held up his mobile phone.

"Then I have to take one too!"

Qiangwei also took out her cell phone.

Wang Mian silently put his hands into his trouser pockets, his desire to take a photo stirring.

Chen Muye and his companions watched them playing and laughing. This scene made them feel very comfortable.

Didn't they have this side of themselves once upon a time?

But as I get older and because of my job, I rarely get to join in such interesting scenes.

"Moon Ghost, wear it!"

"I'm telling you, Lao Zhao, I've won a Cangnan City photography award, and I promise to take beautiful photos of you."

Zhao Kongcheng took his cell phone, stood directly on the stool, and found a perfect angle for taking pictures.

"I say, enough is enough. What's so good about taking pictures of a paper airplane on my head? If you want to see my polar opposite expression after I put it on, just be honest."

"But even if you tell me, I won't fulfill your wish. Forget it!"

Moon Ghost gave them a coquettish look.

Everyone was frightened by the white eyes and trembled a few times.

I might have a nightmare tonight!

"Stop messing around. We still have to train the new recruits this afternoon. We don't have much time. Please finish opening the remaining cans."

Seeing that they seemed to have forgotten the important matter while chatting, Yuan Gang quickly spoke out to stop them. If they continued to make noise, they might not be able to open all the remaining jars by the afternoon.

Although opening the can is important, we can’t let newcomers just sit there and watch the show on the training ground!

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Kongcheng and others stopped playing.

Moon Ghost turned to look at the jar, his face turned serious, and he smashed the rest without hesitation.

"Ugh!"

He sighed and said dejectedly, "Looks like I'm unlucky today. Ten jars yielded a paper airplane, a roll of plastic wrap, and a pot of flowers."

"loss!"

"You open the balance!"

He handed the hammer to the scales next to him, then picked up the three items he had opened and placed them on the table.

They were just ordinary items, the kind you could buy a lot of for a few hundred dollars outside, and he had no intention of taking them away.

But he didn't notice that when he turned around, the plate of flowers moved, as if asking its owner why he had left it alone.

"Don't be sad, Moon Ghost. Look what good things I have to offer." Tianping comforted.

Moon Ghost's eyes flashed: "Can you give me the items you opened?"

Tian Ping didn't even think about it: "No."

This kid is overthinking!

He hasn't even used the magical item yet, but he's asked to hand it over. Doesn't that make him look like a fool?

Still looks like a good guy!

This is not how you act as a good person!

But if items like flowers bloom, it’s okay to give them to Yuegui, after all, we are brothers!

Thinking of this, he no longer looked at Yue Gui's speechless expression and quickly smashed all ten jars.

"Alright, forget what I said just now. You can use these items!"

"Who says we are best brothers?"

Tianping pointed at the items that were opened and said with a smile.

Yue Dou looked at the items floating in the air and was even more speechless: "You should keep these pots and pans for yourself!"

"As brothers, I won't fight with you for these treasures."

All that was in everyone's sight was a complete set of tableware, even down to the chopsticks.

"Tsk! Now you don't want it after I give it to you, so I won't give it to you again!" Tianping put the cutlery aside.

Wang Mian then walked slowly forward, took the hammer from Tianping's hand, and swung it continuously with a cold movement.

Ten jars shattered and three items flew out of the jars.

Looking at the three items that Wang Mian opened, everyone was puzzled, as they were all items that had never been opened before.

"What the hell is this?"

"Mao Di wine, I've never heard of this kind of wine before. The name is weird. Is it a wine from Shaoming's hometown?"

"You can really get anything out of a jar!"

"This is the first time I've opened a drink. And this piece of bread too, it couldn't be more ordinary, right?"

"It's quite ordinary, but it can fill your stomach when you're hungry. Ten thousand yuan to buy a two-dollar loaf of bread is pretty good."

"What's even more bizarre is that this apple is good? It's moldy!"

Everyone gathered around the three items that were opened and discussed them, all agreeing that they were three ordinary items that were commonplace.

"It seems that Uzumaki has used up all our Masked Team's luck. Luckily, Rose used a skill, otherwise we would have returned empty-handed."

Moon Ghost blamed his bad luck on Uzumaki.

Tianping nodded in agreement: "I think you are right. It's all Uzumaki's fault. Let's give him a mixed doubles match when we get back."

Uzumaki said in his sleep: "You two should behave like human beings!"

"Captain Yuan, you drive!"

Wang Mian ignored what the two said and handed the hammer over.

He didn't think much of it. He had already made a fortune in the game of fate yesterday. It was impossible for a person to get amazing items every day.

If it were opened every day, Shao Ming's canning shop would be less fun.

"Row."

Yuan Gang took it and without saying anything, he casually smashed the ten jars.

"Haha! Looks like my luck is even worse today. You guys at least opened items, but my ten cans only gave me ten cans of air. Captain Chen, it's your turn."

"I'll come first, I'll come first."

Zhao Kongcheng hurriedly stepped forward.

"Luck is fleeting. I'm feeling my best right now, Old Zhao. Let me show you what it means to be a man of destiny."

"Come out!"

"My baby."

"Come out!"

"My own artifact."

"Come out!"

"My own divine beast."

Every time he opened a can, he would yell towards the rooftop, but the result was...!

"Old Zhao, stop shouting! No matter how much you shout, the jar will come out if it's supposed to, and it won't come out if it's not supposed to!"

Hongying and the others were extremely speechless.

"What do you know? These three are just cushions, a prelude, a sacrifice. The main event is what comes after. Watch me, if the next one doesn't come out, I'll wash my hair upside down."

Zhao Kongcheng still goes his own way.

"Bang!"

Hongying silently walked into the bathroom, fetched a basin of water, and placed it in front of Zhao Kongcheng: "Come on! Show it."