Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

The sunshine in the early morning is just right.

But not many of them could reach the entrance of Store 88.

at this time!

A charming woman was standing at the door of the store, she looked up at the words written on the door.

"Isn't it just an ordinary little shop?"

"Last night when I wanted to play with that little brother, the adults actually called me back, just for this little store."

"They also inexplicably told us not to mess with the shopkeepers here, without explaining why."

"I want to see what's so magical about this shop owner."

She finished her own words and shouted loudly with great interest.

"Someone?"

"Come out to receive guests."

In the store!

"You are mine, little apple...!"

Li Shaoming's buttocks were swaying rhythmically from side to side. He was holding a toothbrush in his hand and happily brushing his big white teeth.

"I'm so happy today...!"

Just thinking about being able to go out and travel around this magical world makes my heart soar!

I'm brushing my teeth vigorously!

Then I heard someone shouting at the door!

"Come out to receive guests!"

"Who!"

"If you want to find a man, go to the club. We don't provide physical services."

Li Shaoming yelled incoherently towards the outside of the door!

"What are you talking about!"

"I'm here to open the can."

"Ok?"

Li Shaoming paused, then said loudly, "Come in and sit for a while while I finish brushing my shiny teeth."

"interesting!"

She saw the door open automatically, raised her finger to her lips, and walked into the store with a sweet smile.

As soon as I entered the store, I saw a fat man sleeping on the sofa. I don’t know what sweet dreams he was having, but he was grinning from time to time.

Then he noticed the hundreds of jars lined up on the counter: "This is it, for sure."

"Is it really that magical? Can it really produce magical items?"

She was skeptical of everything she learned!

Five minutes later, when she became impatient, she saw a young, handsome, sunny boy wearing dinosaur pajamas walking out from the side.

“So handsome, so cute!”

"Brother, can you please let your sister hug you?"

Ah!

Come here early in the morning!

Should he agree?

I should agree to it!

Just a little joke!

How could Li Shaoming let a demon mess up his mind? Looking at the woman approaching, he dodged to the side and said, "Get out of the way! You're dressed weirdly and still want a hug. Go back and hug the toilet!"

He really couldn't muster any admiration for the pale, sickly-looking woman in front of him.

Summarize it in one sentence!

This is not his favorite dish!

"Brother, don't say that. Don't you think my sister's outfit is very charming?" She wanted to lean on Li Shaoming's chest again.

This time!

Pangpang finally heard some noise, slowly opened his hazy eyes, stood up and rubbed his eyes, then was startled: "Where did this monster come from? How dare you scare me so early in the morning?"

Li Shaoming nodded in satisfaction and said to the woman, "You see, there is resonance between people. You really need to re-evaluate your aesthetic sense."

"It's not your fault that you like wearing this kind of makeup, but it's wrong for you to come out and scare people."

"you...!"

"I'm so angry~"

She glared at Chubby: "Come, look into your sister's eyes."

"Ok?"

Fatty looked directly into her eyes, but saw a scene that made him confused. He asked in confusion: "Brother Li, this monster asked me to look at her just to let me see her perform how to fly out of the store?"

original!

The moment he looked, the woman was blasted out of the door by a powerful force.

interesting!

It turns out that she is Medusa's agent, codenamed Snake Woman.

Just now, the snake girl tried to use her petrification ability, but triggered the store's automatic defense, so she was blasted out of the store. It's a good thing she didn't die.

"Forget it, forget about this monster. Brother Li, please buy me ten jars. Morning is a good time to open them."

Pangpang couldn't understand why the woman wanted to perform flying trapeze for him. When he saw the jar on the cabinet, he immediately ran to the counter excitedly, his saliva almost flowing out!

"Quick!"

"I'll transfer 10 million to you first, so you don't have to pay again and again when you open the jar in the future."

After turning over 10 million neatly, Pangpang looked at the flying jar excitedly and skillfully picked up the hammer on the front desk.

"bring it on!"

"Let me, Fatty, hire a powerful bodyguard. Then we'll see who dares to target me."

"Make a wish for the complete divine beast, the five-clawed golden dragon."

"Bang!"

Li Shaoming rubbed his forehead speechlessly. Yesterday he told Lao Zhao that making a wish was useless, but this morning he had joined this group himself.

really!

When opening a jar and looking forward to something, no one can escape this law.

He had wished countless times before for some kind of divine equipment like eternal glory, but he was disappointed time and time again and felt completely disheartened.

"Isn't this the bamboo dragonfly that children play with?"

Pangpang looked at the extra children's toys in his hand, his face full of disappointment.

Not a mythical beast!

loss!

Bad review!

"Fatty, that's not an ordinary bamboo dragonfly, it's a flying bamboo dragonfly. You can use it by putting it on your head." Li Shaoming explained casually.

"what!"

"This little thing can make people fly?" Fatty put the bamboo dragonfly on his head with great interest: "Hahaha! Now I'm a little fat boy who can fly."

"Cool!"

“I made a profit this time!”

Fatty flew around in the hall, and the feeling of loss he had just felt was instantly thrown away.

Although it has no attack power, the ability to fly is a huge profit if you can get it for ten thousand dollars.

If it is sold to others as a banned item, it can be sold for at least millions.

After all, who doesn’t have a dream of flying?

"Come again. I made money on the first one today, so I'm sure there will be more to make on the remaining nine."

Pangpang played in the air for a while and then landed next to the jar again.

"Come out this time!"

"My dear five-clawed golden dragon."

Another hammer came down, and another object flew into his hands.

"gun?"

Hearing Fatty's uncertain question, Li Shaoming answered again: "It's a gun, but this gun is a little special. When you shoot at people or objects, it will have the effect of shrinking and magnifying them."

"Gan Shenqi!"

Pangpang looked at the snake woman who walked back in, holding her chest.

"Pretty girl, I'm embarrassed to let you do a scary experiment."

"call out!"

When the snake woman wanted to hide, she couldn't and could only let the beam of light hit her body.

Suddenly!

Both the people and the clothes became smaller.

Fatty squatted down and squinted his eyes at the monster on the ground that was only the size of a finger: "It's really amazing!" As he said that, he pushed the snake girl twice with his fingers.

"You little fat boy, change me back to normal."

The snake girl roared in horror!

She wanted to escape just now, but when she saw Pangpang flying a bamboo dragonfly in the sky, her curiosity was completely aroused. She remembered the task given by the adults and returned to the store.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I came in, I was shot by Pangpang.

at this time!

She truly believes in the magic of the jar!

"Stay with me!"

"I can't find anything to try at the moment, so I have to inconvenience you!" Pangpang made the snake girl bigger again.

"Little Fatty, I'll remember you." The snake girl glared at Fatty unhappily, then looked at Li Shaoming: "Shopkeeper, can I open a can?"

This time, she didn't dare to act like a demon and spoke in a respectful tone.

"Okay, but you just tried to kill someone in this store. We refuse to tolerate fights. As punishment, your jars will cost one million each."

"I understand." The snake girl nodded. Her master had told her about the price. The money she brought was more than enough to buy ten of them. It wasn't her own money, so she didn't need to feel bad at all.

"Then you just wait. There's only one hammer. Wait until Fatty finishes opening it before you open it."

Fatty arrogantly pushed the snake girl away, holding his head high, as if to say!

Look!

Brother Li loves me more than you, this monster!

"There are eight jars left. Looks like we're going to make a killing today."

"continue!"

"Bang!"

empty!

"It's okay, come again!"

"Bang!"

This time, there was another golden bracelet in the jar. Pangpang put it in his mouth and took a bite: "It's gold, this is worth it."

"It's not only made of gold, it's the same type of item as the ring your sister Hongying gave you. It's a bracelet with its own space that can be used by dripping blood." Li Shaoming explained unhappily.

"That would make me even more profitable." Pangpang laughed, then bit his finger and dripped blood on the bracelet. He put Zhu Qingting and other items in and out, which was very fun.

The snake girl's eyes turned red, and she said anxiously, "Don't waste time, little fatty. Finish the rest quickly. There are people waiting next to you!"

"Tsk! Why do you care about me?"

"I just want to drive slowly. Bite me if you dare!"

"If you have the guts, don't hide behind the shop owner. Come out and compete with me to see if I dare to bite you." The snake girl glared at the fat man who hid behind Li Shaoming with gritted teeth.

"If you have the guts, bite it here. It's over if Brother Li doesn't blast you." Pangpang playfully stuck out his tongue at the snake girl, his face full of provocation.

"You...!" The snake girl was furious!

What happened just now was still vivid in her mind. The blow almost took her life. At that moment when the power was approaching, she really saw Medusa waving at her, as if wanting her to return to her arms.

How could he dare to attack again now? He secretly imprinted the fat face in his mind, thinking that he would settle the score with this little fat guy after he left.

"Fatty, you better drive faster!"

"After you two finish, I'll take you out to play."

"Really?"

"I don't need to open the Divine Ruins for the Sword Saint anymore?"

Pangpang said expectantly!

"It will take more than one or two days for the Sword Master to break through. It's okay to come back and play again after you've had enough fun." Li Shaoming said lightly!

"it is good!"

Pangpang excitedly jumped in front of the jars and smashed all the remaining jars.

He hasn't left the store since yesterday. He has been eager to go out and see the customs and culture of Cangnan, buy some gifts, and make some good friends.

"what!"

"Tsk tsk! Fatty, you're lucky today. That door is a great treasure."

"It belongs to the same world as Zhu Qingting and the gun. It's called Anywhere Door. Wherever you've been, as long as you think about it in your heart, just open the door and you can go to where you want to go."

"It's a space transfer treasure. It's a very good choice for traveling."

Li Shaoming touched his chin and marveled at the connection. It seemed that the fat man today had a special connection with the Doraemon world!

The three items all come from the same world. Is it because Jigglypuff and Doraemon are both fat?

"Hahaha! Let me try!"

Fatty put his hand on the door handle, thinking of where he wanted to go, and then opened it.

On the other side of the door was an extremely luxurious room, and the fat man walked in immediately.

"ah!"

"It's still more comfortable to sleep in your own bed!"

He trotted to a luxurious big bed and lay down, moaning with comfort.

Seeing this, the snake girl began to breathe rapidly!

Across space?

It’s incredible!

"Shopkeeper, it's my turn to open it!"

"Okay, please pay first. One million for each, ten for ten million?"