Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Don't be silly!" Li Shaoming checked the time and realized it was time to open the shop. "It's time to open for business. You can stay if you want. I have to go out and greet customers."

"No need to wait." Ji Nian immediately caught up, ran a few steps and then turned back: "Brother Wolf, brothers and sisters Sheep, remember to call me when we set off later."

After she finished speaking, she didn't wait for the wolf and the sheep to reply, and immediately ran to the hall. As for her subordinates who were still sleeping soundly, she completely forgot about them.

As soon as the store door opened, a group of people rushed in. Surprisingly this morning, Zhao Kongcheng and his younger brothers and sisters were the first to run into the store.

Zhao Kongcheng saw Ji Nian coming out of the training room, looking energetic yet lazy. His eyes widened instantly, and he raised a trembling hand and pointed, "Oh my god, Shao Ming, did you find a girlfriend? If Xia Simeng knew, she would definitely catch you and scold you."

"Handsome brother, she's not worth it. Why don't you consider my younger sister? She's proficient in all kinds of martial arts."

"Someone got there first, mistress, get away, my husband is mine."

"Wow, I was thinking of having a cross-gender romance with my boss, but wow, I'm broken up before it even started."

"vomit--"

"Get out of here, you pervert! The boss can't be gay."

"Shut up--"

Li Shaoming heard the jokes from the people in the crowd becoming increasingly crooked. Black lines appeared on his forehead one after another. He jumped up and knocked Zhao Kongcheng on the head: "Don't misunderstand. This girl is called Jinian. She is... uh... a girl, I guess. She knows both Lin Qiye and Ye Fan."

What does it mean to be considered a woman?

Don’t I look like a woman?

He looks young, handsome, and has a good figure, but he is blind.

Ji Nian cursed in her heart. If the scene of being frozen and unable to move was not still vivid in her mind, she would have pointed at Li Shaoming's face and cursed him.

"Don't explain." Zhao Kongcheng raised his eyebrows. "It's normal for men. But it's best not to let Xia Simeng know. If she finds out, a fight is inevitable."

"I'm not deaf. Your voices can be heard all the way to the end of the street. Do you think there's something wrong with my ears?"

Xia Simeng's unpleasant voice came from the back of the crowd, but there was no hint of anger in it. They were all modern people and were not married. Why could she be angry?

Moreover, in memory of this person, Ye Fan informed her and Chen Muye of the information about the memory yesterday. A person with great strength who could defeat a Klein realm expert when he was only a few years old and had just entered the jar shop, could not possibly be Li Shaoming's girlfriend.

unless...!

Have some fun...!

A...night...or something!

"Hey, Simeng, you're here! Just treat what I said just now as bullshit." Zhao Kongcheng chuckled and said, "Forget about your nonsense. The most important thing is to open the jar. I went to have my fortune told yesterday, and there will definitely be a surprise today."

"Brothers and sisters, quickly take out the can opening manual, the daily can opening time has begun."

"I've already brought it out, big brother, let's get started."

"My brother can't wait any longer, brothers and sisters in front please speed up."

The group of people in the front took out the can-opening manual and held it above their heads. Compared to yesterday, the number of people in the can-opening sect had increased again. From the original thirty or so, there were now more than fifty people just looking at the manuals held up, and some were still taking the manuals out of their arms.

Since Ji Nian came out of the training room, he also followed Zhao Kongcheng and his group to pick up the hammer and started knocking on the cans with great interest.

As the sound of the jar breaking was heard, objects shot out from the jar one by one. There were ordinary things, things emitting light, devil fruits, medicines, one after another floating in front of the person who opened the jar.

Zhao Kongcheng happily put the useful items into the space treasure one by one.

"What do you want to do? This is what I ordered."

Seeing that Zhao Kongcheng was so carried away by the items she opened, Ji Nian quickly protected the items.

Zhao Kongcheng smiled and said, "Sorry, I can't stop. How about you join the can-opening sect?"

"Bullshit." Ji Nian pushed Zhao Kongcheng away and said, "Boss Shuai, tell me quickly, what are the functions of these items?"

"Magic kitchenware. That kitchen knife is made of cold iron. It can make the ingredients fresher and the cut meat taste better."

"Blinking Boots, with the additional skill of Blink, can be used three times a day, with a range of fifty meters."

"A skill for showing off. It has no attack power. When you use it, your head will emit a bright light like a big light bulb, illuminating an area of ​​100 kilometers."

"Skills are like camera memory. Once you learn them, your brain becomes like a memory card and your eyes become like cameras. Just one glance and it's imprinted in your mind. You could also call it photographic memory."

"Only these four items are useful. Four out of ten, your luck is pretty good."

Li Shaoming explained.

Ji Nian chuckled, "Not bad. The knives can be given to Shang Xie, who knows how to cook. The Glittering Shoes are nice and useful. I'll use them myself. I'll also let the people below use them to show off their skills. When I appear in the future, I'll have them stand behind me, so I can look up to the max."

Ji Nian looked at the last skill: "Photographic Memory. I already have a photographic memory, but it's not very useful to me. But this skill is very powerful, so I'll keep it for now."

"Now that the jar is open, it's time to go out into space and see if I can catch an alien."

After Jinian finished muttering to himself, he turned around and ran back to the training room without taking a single cloud with him.

The other guests ignored the souvenirs and were extremely excited as they kept opening the small jars. Whenever an item appeared, they would exclaim in surprise. If nothing appeared in all ten jars, they would sigh.

Soon, after all the members of the sect had opened their doors, Zhao Kongcheng brought all his brothers and sisters to the sofa and squatted on the ground to count how many treasures they had opened.

The people behind him came forward immediately, and the sound of jars breaking had not stopped since the store opened.

Li Shaoming worked until his throat was smoking. Looking at the increasing number of customers every day, he muttered to himself, "If this continues, I'm going to be fed up with it sooner or later. As the boss, it's time to hire some slaves to look after the shop."

"That's it, but there's no rush. We'll start recruiting after the Chinese New Year and organize a few events to liven things up."

Time flew by, the sun was high in the sky, and in the blink of an eye it was already past noon. Li Shaoming saw off the last group of passersby.

Xia Simeng ran in first, her little face poking at him: "Did you miss me after not seeing me for a whole night?"

"Yes." Li Shaoming raised his hand to push it away. "I can't sleep at night. I feel dizzy and my mouth is watering. Are you satisfied with this answer?"

"Although I say one thing and mean another, I'm very satisfied." Xia Simeng's smile turned into a squinting weirdness: "Not much to say, let's talk slowly after we open the jar."