Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins
Chapter 343 Recruitment of Can Openers in Progress
The next morning, early in the morning, Zhao Kongcheng and several other can openers came to Store 88 carrying several long tables and several small stools.
It was past eight in the morning and the door was already full of people. They saw Zhao Kongcheng and several emperors carrying tables and stools, and they were very confused. But when they saw several emperors trying to cut in line, they instantly became unhappy.
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys, don't think you can jump the queue just because you have a good relationship with the boss. Hundreds of people are still waiting in line here. Can you handle this?"
"Coach Zhao, Fatty, and Cao Yuan, it's really not good for you to do this."
"We all lined up at six in the morning, but you guys slept until eight and even tried to cut in line. Do you think our mouths are useless? Believe it or not, I'm going to jump up and spray you to death!"
"Back off, back off!"
"Hurry up and line up in the back. If you don't behave, be careful we will tell on you. I believe this handsome guy will be fair."
"You little fat boy, I told you not to cut in line, why are you still trying so hard to squeeze in?"
"Asshole, boss, come out quickly. Some people are breaking the rules and trying to cut in line. Come out and discipline these guys."
The actions of Zhao Kongcheng and his fellows seemed to have incurred public outrage. Hundreds of people were angry, and some women were holding a few green onions and shouting "Back off, back off, back off!"
I got up early in the morning and waited in line for two hours. The store was about to open in two hours, but I was interrupted. How could I be in a good mood?
Anger made hundreds of people unrecognizable, and the only remaining trace of rationality was completely gone when several emperors from Zhao Kongcheng were still squeezing in.
The following scene was a scene of chaos, with bread, bean and cream bars flying around, and everyone threw the objects in their hands at the emperors of Zhao Kongcheng.
"Ok?"
Zhao Kongcheng and several other emperors, including Pangpang, turned their heads in a daze and saw hundreds of people with angry faces. They felt very confused. After using their magical powers to dodge the breakfast flying towards them, they raised their hands and took out two Bluetooth earphones from their ears. If someone listened carefully, they would definitely hear the powerful and dynamic music playing in the earphones.
Moon Ghost raised his hand and took off a scallion hanging around his neck. After scratching his head, he asked in confusion, "What are you doing so early in the morning? Are you trying to test our reaction ability?"
Zhao Kongcheng took over and said, "If it's a test, then there's no need. We're not so bad that we can't even dodge your sneak attack."
"That's right!" Uzumaki scratched his butt. "If we hadn't been in such a hurry to get in, you wouldn't have been able to even touch our clothes with a sneak attack like this."
Hundreds of people only realized what was going on when they saw Zhao Kongcheng and his companions take their earphones out of their ears, but they couldn't be blamed!!
Who told me to wear headphones so early in the morning?
And wear a pair for every damn one!
Isn't this just plain uncomfortable?
"Get lost! Who wants to test your reaction ability? Go to the back and line up. Don't even think about cutting in line."
"It's a test of your reaction ability. Do you believe that I, your aunt, will plant the only remaining onion on your head?"
"You've been waiting in line for two hours early in the morning, and you're still trying to cut in line. You're not as handsome as my brother, but your thoughts are more beautiful than my brother's."
"Hurry up and line up at the back. Don't be in front of people here. We want to see the boss's magnificent face first."
Zhao Kongcheng, Pangpang and the others finally figured out what was going on. They opened their mouths several times but couldn't say anything. It was all their own fault!
After staying up all night, I felt tired early in the morning and thought of playing some dynamic music to refresh myself. However, I was in a hurry to put up the recruitment notice and didn’t pay attention to what the person next to me said.
"Everyone, please be patient. I wasn't trying to cut in line. I was just listening to music. It's our fault for not responding, but I really didn't mean to cut in line. I just wanted to put up a recruitment notice at the door. Today, the Can Opening Sect is officially recruiting disciples. Anyone who is interested and sincere and wants to learn how to open a can properly is welcome to join our loving family."
"Yes, yes, dear brothers and sisters, look here." Pangpang, holding a roll of paper, jumped onto Cao Yuan's shoulder in one step, then threw the roll down. The paper, more than three meters long, stretched to the ground. The front was covered with the sect's regulations, at least a hundred of them, all the result of their late-night discussions. "Look, as long as you join our big family, you will be provided with food, not housing, but the opening fee will be paid by the sect..."
"Little Fatty, are you telling the truth? You know, a jar costs 10,000 yuan. Does your sect have that much money?"
"There's no such thing as a free lunch. There are definitely traps out there. Don't try to fool us. Everyone here is a shrewd person. Your methods are still a little naive."
"Everyone, please be quiet!" Zhao Kongcheng also jumped onto Pang Pang's shoulders, and the three of them formed a pyramid. "The sect paid for it, so the disciples must contribute. For example, if we open a jar and get the goods, the sect will distribute them."
"Of course, if you unlock abilities like the Forbidden Ruins, they're yours. Furthermore, the items distributed to the sect aren't for us to use, but will be handed over to Daxia. If you want to contribute to the country, come and sign up now!"
Zhao Kongcheng got down from his shoulder, quickly set up the table, and then placed the recruitment notice on the table. There was also a blank notebook next to it for recording information.
Hundreds of people looked at each other. For a moment, the wind stopped and the noisy voices disappeared. The words of wanting to contribute to the country touched the hearts of some people.
After a while, to everyone's surprise, a girl was the first to squeeze out of the crowd and stand in front of the table.
"I joined with a heart full of devotion to my country. I had no way to serve before, but now that the opportunity is right before my eyes, how could I miss it?"
"Alright!" Zhao Kongcheng slammed the table. "Women are no less capable than men. You are now the tenth disciple of the Kaiguan Sect. Tenth sister, state your name."
"Zhao Jinlan, the second daughter of the tenth generation of the Zhao family. Her name is taken from Mulan's Lan."
"What a nice name! My name is Zhao Kongcheng. Maybe five hundred years ago, we were still a family. There was no master in the sect. I was the eldest brother, and the one next to me was Fatty, the fourth oldest. Yue Gui..."
After hearing the introduction, Zhao Jinlan immediately clasped her fists and said, "Hello, brothers and sisters."
Fatty and the others immediately responded by clasping their fists.
The happiest person in the audience was Zheng Zheng. She was the youngest one yesterday, but she didn’t expect that when she was woken up in the morning, she would have a younger sister!
Happy and joyful!
"Tenth sister, come over here and get the can opening manual."
Pangpang took out a large basket of treasure books from the space ring, then solemnly picked up one and handed it to Zhao Jinlan.
"Thank you, fourth brother."
With Zhao Jinlan as their adopted daughter, those who wanted to serve the country swarmed in at once, and the team instantly became a mess.
And several emperors in Zhao Kongcheng couldn't stop laughing.
His face was wrinkled from smiling.
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