Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"I'll wipe it!"

Zhao Kongcheng ran out of the bathroom with a bottle of shower gel. In his haste, he even lost one of his shoes. "Shao Ming, your store must be having a promotion right now. Inheritances are flying out like they're free!"

The others quickly gathered around and kept pointing at Miao Su.

Xia Simeng scratched his head and asked in confusion, "Why does this inherited aura feel a bit strange? As for why it's strange, I can't quite explain it. Do you have this feeling?"

Hongying nodded in agreement: "Yes, there is always a kind of inexplicable feeling in the aura, it's very strange."

"Huh~"

At this time, Molly pointed behind Miao Su and said, "Look, there's a shadow of a big tree behind her. What are those red strings hanging from it?"

"The phantom is easy to understand. It should be the divine ruins brought by the inheritance." Chen Muye touched his chin. "As for those red ropes, I'm not sure what they are for, but they feel familiar."

"Pah, why think so much?" Zhao Kongcheng slapped the shower gel on the front desk: "Stop daydreaming, don't you want to work anymore?"

Li Shao understood him at a glance: "Do you want to do it or not? Can you really fire me, Old Zhao?"

"If I am given the power, I can fire you."

"Go ahead and dream!"

Li Shaoming walked out of the front desk, holding a cup with several red objects floating on the surface. He took a comfortable sip before explaining, "Captain Chen just said it was familiar, and he was right. Black Impermanence controls life and death, and Yue Lao controls marriage. This beautiful woman opened up another dimension, Yue Lao's inheritance."

"Oh my god!" Zhao Kongcheng exclaimed, "If this beautiful woman falls in love with that handsome guy in the future, won't she just need to tie a red string around her?"

Wu Xiangnan's eyes widened. "If we use the red string of marriage to tie up the people of the Ancient God Church with chickens, ducks, and dogs, then they won't have time to cause trouble."

Damn it——

Except for Sun Wukong and a few other gods, everyone else looked at Wu Xiangnan in surprise. This train of thought was simply amazing!

Hongying gave a thumbs-up and said, "You usually seem to be very upright, but you can come up with more ruthless tricks than anyone else. It's just the Ancient God Church, so you can be a little more ruthless, deputy captain."

Leng Xuan suggested: "If chickens and ducks are not enough, why not add earthworms? There are so many creatures in the world, there must be one that is suitable for the Ancient God Church."

"Usually I see you two don't talk much, but now you are more clever than the other. Your suggestion is great. When Miao wakes up, let her do the work. First, tie that old thing Yuehuai and the duck together with a red rope." Hongying clapped her hands excitedly.

Li Shaoming stepped forward and knocked her head hard.

Hongying covered her smoking head and bared her teeth: "You damn Shaoming, what the hell are you hitting me for?"

"What the hell? Why are you so excited? I'm afraid you'll get too excited. I'm saving you!"

"So, I'm so exhausted, should I thank you?"

"You are welcome."

Li Shaoming ignored the way Hongying's cheeks bulged and waved his hand generously. After noticing Miao Suwa had woken up, he said, "You had a good idea just now, but you forgot the key point. This beautiful woman's strength is only at the peak of the Chi realm. At most, she can connect ordinary people's marriages."

"Marriage is the power of cause and effect. If you want to quickly improve your cultivation in the future, the fastest way is to find your true love in the world and help the two of you to find a marriage."

"But, cause and effect, cause and effect, if there is a cause, there will be an effect. If you carelessly promote a marriage that shouldn't be promoted, then you will also bear the force of cause and effect. At the very least, your cultivation will regress, and at the worst, you will die."

"Of course, if you reach a state where you are not afraid of cause and effect, you won't have to worry about backlash. Otherwise, this store manager advises you to act within your ability."

Miao Su seemed to be thinking about something, then nodded slowly. Now her perspective had completely changed. In her view, the most conspicuous thing on everyone's arm in the store was: "Chubby, the marriage rope on your and Molly's hands. The red hair couldn't be redder, it's magical."

Fatty took Molly's hand and said, "Hey, we are a match made in heaven! Don't you think so, little Lily?"

"Yes, Fatty, you are right." Molly replied casually, but she tightened her grip a little.

At this time.

Miao Su showed a hint of surprise and blinked innocently: "Boss, there is also a marriage thread on Sister Simeng's hand. It seems to want to float to your hand, but it can't get close. Is this because of unrequited love?"

Li Shaoming had noticed it just now and figured out what was going on. He raised his eyebrows and said directly, "Little Mengmeng, you didn't develop feelings for me after being beaten by our store manager just now, did you?"

"Do you have any special hobbies?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Simeng directly admitted: "I am attracted to you. Do you want to consider it? The entire Phoenix Squad is your dowry. Just imagine the life surrounded by beautiful women. Aren't you excited, Xiao Mingming?"

"As for how much you need to give me to marry you, we sisters don't ask for much. A hundred or eighty divine artifacts will do!"

"Hahaha, I'm going to get rich just thinking about it!"

"Captain, don't drag us into this. And wipe your saliva, and don't reveal your true intentions!"

"What a foolish captain."

Everyone in the Phoenix team was impressed by the captain's straightforward temper.

Miao Su was a little surprised at this time: "Strange, why did the red string disappear again?"

"Haven't you figured it out yet?" Li Shaoming pointed at Xia Simeng. "This old woman is just acting. With her strength, it's easy for her to borrow the power of marriage you just emitted to temporarily condense a useless red string of marriage."

"That bitch Xia Simeng is just trying to get the 180 divine artifacts that our store manager has."

Miao Su???

The circle of big shots is so chaotic, it’s better to just be a nobody!

"Xiao Mingming, love is something that is cultivated!" Xia Simeng stood on tiptoe and hugged Li Shaoming's shoulders. "Look, do you want to have a love affair with me that is worth a hundred or eighty divine artifacts?"

Hearing this, the people in the store kept twitching their lips.

Are you talking about love?

Love is priceless, but now Xia Simeng has directly put a price on it.

Li Shaoming's face darkened as he forcefully pried the hand off his shoulder: "Stop it!!"

"This is for you, Team Phoenix. Stop tarnishing the word love!"

Xia Simeng was overjoyed when she saw the artifact being handed to her. Her goal was achieved. She took it in seconds and then the "Trojan Horse"

"Thank you, boss. You are so generous. You are such a good person."

Li Shaoming felt his face was a little wet, so he raised his hand to wipe it. "Oh my god, you kissed me on the face without even brushing your teeth. Also, don't give me the "nice guy" card."

"I didn't brush it, it will stink to death." Xia Simeng happily put away the artifact, then pulled a few little sisters back to the sofa to have a good time.

Zhao Kongcheng stepped forward and said, "Xiao Mingming, I'll give you a hundred or eighty kisses too. Can you give me a few magical artifacts as well?"

"Go away——"