Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Brother Qiye, what were you thanking me for just now?"

When Hongying heard the two nonsensical words "thank you", she felt a little confused.

Except for Pang Pang who seemed to be thinking about something, everyone else had a hint of doubt.

Lin Qiye slowly withdrew his gaze from the moon's surface. Seeing the puzzled expressions on everyone's faces, he did not hide it. "The thank you I just said was to the angel on the moon. After all these years, I look into the eyes of the Seraphim again. Well, thank you to the Seraphim for buying Cangnan ten years. This miracle allowed me to spend my childhood happily. No matter from which angle, this thank you is necessary."

"Seraph?"

Upon hearing this, everyone subconsciously looked outside, but could not see any trace of the Seraph.

In fact, Lin Qiye's strength was not enough to see what was on the moon. It was just that the Seraphim had just sensed the presence of an angel with the same origin, so he lowered his gaze, and was just sensed by Lin Qiye.

The two gazes collided and their mental powers connected, allowing Lin Qiye to see the figure of the Seraphim again.

"Forget it, forget it, I can't see it, it's boring, open the can, open the can."

Zhao Kongcheng retracted his gaze and pulled Pangpang and Cao Yuan to the jars quickly. They had just been interrupted by Lin Qiye's Holy Angel when they were opening the jars, and there were still a few left to be opened.

He had a strong feeling that the remaining jars would definitely contain magical items.

"Fourth brother, fifth brother, quickly take out the can-opening manual again. This time the feeling is very strong. You can definitely get at least one artifact."

"I'll listen to you, big brother."

"No problem, big brother."

Upon hearing this, Pang Pang and Cao Yuan immediately reached into their arms and each took out a can opening manual.

The three emperors then simultaneously turned to the first page.

"The first page of the Can Opening Manual, Article 18: Let your lover kiss you before opening the can. This symbolizes putting the treasure on your face." Pang Pang narrowed his eyes. "I've wanted to use this can opening avenue for a long time, but I never had the chance before!"

"Now!" Fatty shamelessly put his face in front of Molly: "Come here, Molly, let's show off to these single guys."

"Trojan horse."

Molly didn't refuse and went straight for A.

Lin Qiye was so upset that he was speechless, but he didn't want to be fed up with the dog food. He retracted his holy armor, transformed into an angel ring and put it on his finger. He quickly opened the remaining jars, picked up a bottle of teleportation potion, and turned back to the sofa to rest his eyes.

Hongying felt that Pangpang was becoming more and more mean, and at this moment she really wanted to stab him: "Little Molly, how did you become so love-brained? Stay away from Pangpang in the future, and don't let Pangpang succeed so quickly, otherwise your future status in the family will be very delicate!"

"He dares?" Molly heard this and returned to her previous expression. "Even if we get married, the kids and I are the bosses. The fat guy is the youngest, the kind who can't even sit at the table for dinner."

"Hehe!" Fatty smiled awkwardly, "If I don't sit at the table, I'll just lie in Molly's arms and eat."

"Ugh~" Hongying pretended to spit out, "I can't stand you guys anymore."

"Shao Ming, you're also single, what's there to see? Go back and have some tea."

Li Shaoming???

I was enjoying the show, how come it got to him?

"Yingzi, look...you're single...and I'm single too. Two single guys together is a perfect match. Otherwise, I'll take a loss and marry you."

"But let's make it clear in advance that you will be responsible for all the housework. You will be responsible for looking beautiful, earning money to support the family, and changing the baby's diapers."

"In short, you are responsible for everything in the family."

Wu Xiangnan listened from the side, his mouth twitching constantly: "Yingzi took care of everything, so what are you doing, Shaoming?"

"Me?" Li Shaoming smiled brightly. "I am responsible for supervising Yingzi's work, I am responsible for spending the money Yingzi earns, and I am responsible for enjoying Yingzi's meticulous care."

"Hehe, just thinking about that kind of life makes me happy."

"Bang~"

Li Shaoming flew and heard a sentence at the same time.

"I am now responsible for enforcing justice on behalf of heaven."

Hongying slowly retracted her foot, then turned back to the sofa and leisurely drank her tea.

Seeing this, the Phoenix Team sighed deeply. They didn't want something that was given to them for free, but instead wanted to make things difficult for themselves.

Shao Ming might have some special attributes.

Forget it, just be a little perverted. I’ll create an opportunity for the captain when the time comes and make it a fait accompli first.

Xia Simeng sat on the sofa, completely unaware that the team members had arranged her in just a few seconds.

It was a farce that ended with Li Shaoming injured.

Only then did Zhao Kongcheng read out the contents of the Can Opening Manual: "Can Opening Manual, Page 1, Article 26: Before opening a can, let out a long roar to the heavens..."

Zhao Kongcheng took a deep breath, looked up to the sky and roared: "The jar is the sky, the jar is the earth, the jar shatters and the treasure is in my arms."

"Ok!"

"It's stable now. Fifth brother, read quickly. We'll wait for you to open it together."

Cao Yuan nodded repeatedly, searching the book for the quotations he was able to complete. Suddenly, he saw the last one, and his eyes lit up instantly.

"The first page of the Can Opening Manual, Rule 88, states that before opening a can, you must give the can seller a big hug. The can opener may decide based on the circumstances. This rule is somewhat dangerous and may lead to a beating from the can seller."

Cao Yuan ignored the subsequent advice and, under Zhao Kongcheng's instigation, turned into a hungry wolf.

Li Shaoming, who had just walked back to the store, only saw a shadow, and the next moment he was hugged by someone, with his head leaning against his chest.

"Fuck, Cao Yuan, you're a pervert."

Li Shaoming looked down and saw a look of happiness on Cao Yuan's face. His face turned as black as charcoal, and then his whole body shook. The aura of a domineering king was revealed, and he pressed the pervert to the ground so that he could not get up.

"It's dirty, filthy, Yingzi, please come and cleanse my polluted body."

Li Shaoming threw himself onto the sofa, his heart broken.

"It's really dangerous."

Zhao Kongcheng and Pangpang saw Cao Yuan lying on the ground, and silently memorized the last line on the first page and marked it as "Never use"

"Fourth brother, fifth brother seems unable to get up. Time is running out. Let's open it quickly, otherwise it will be too late to open the can."

"Okay, big brother."

The two men abandoned Cao Yuan in tacit understanding, raised their hammers at the same time, and swung them at the same time, their movements in unison.

With the sound of banging, the remaining cans turned into fragments and scattered on the ground.

Originally, the two emperors Zhao Kongcheng were very much looking forward to it, but when no items or light flew out of the jar, their anticipation suddenly turned into disappointment.

"Shouldn't it?"

"There must be a magical object appearing this time. What went wrong?"

Zhao Kongcheng scratched his head and his eyes accidentally saw Cao Yuan on the ground. He clapped his hands.

"Yes, it was opened by the three of us brothers just now. Now the fifth brother is not here, this must be the reason."

"Ah, I regret missing out on the artifact."

"It's all my fault, Fifth Brother. There are tens of millions of quotes in the collection, but I chose the most dangerous one. Fifth Brother, you were careless!"

Zhao Kongcheng looked very disappointed.

Fatty agreed and pointed at Cao Yuan: "It's all my fifth brother's fault."

Cao Yuan???

Isn't that a unique trick?

Is it really his fault?