Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Are you sure?"

Li Shaoming had just fallen asleep when he heard someone calling outside the door. He looked up at the time and his face turned dark.

He had been out playing all day today, saving several young girls, and all the bones in his body had been loosened by their delicate hands.

I went back to the store, ate some food, and then fell asleep. I even looked at the time while sleeping.

Ten minutes past five.

I was woken up and checked the time again.

Ten-thirteen.

I only slept for eight minutes in total!

When Li Shaoming went downstairs, he saw Xia Simeng rushing in excitedly. Her expression was full of resentment because her sweet dream was disturbed.

"You guys come right after I went to bed. You really know how to pick the time."

"Why are you sleeping? It's so exciting today, our jars haven't even been opened yet. Don't you want to make some extra money?"

"Hurry up and bring the jar over. They opened a bunch of artifacts today, and I'm sure I can open one too."

Xia Simeng rushed and pushed Li Shaoming to the front desk, her tone excited and nervous. The thought of getting the magic weapon soon made her blood boil.

Li Shaoming sighed, then looked at the newcomers: "Why are there only a few of you? Are there no other people here to watch the fun?"

Chen Muye shook his head: "They are trying to decipher the few words left by Mei Yue. They don't have time to come."

"It seems like a lot of things happened tonight. What did Meiyue say?"

"Little lady...!"

“.....!”

“.....!”

“.....!”

"...!"

Li Shaoming???

"What the hell is this? It doesn't make any sense except that it's catchy!"

"An acrostic?"

"Little crew cut Liu Shi, you're talking bullshit."

Li Shaoming shook his head, unable to figure out what the hell it was.

"Yes, we've analyzed acrostics, compound sentences, and riddles, but it still doesn't make sense."

"Qiye and the others got into a fight, and Yingzi even said she wouldn't sleep until she cracked the code."

Chen Muye smiled bitterly.

They all just analyzed all the results, but the results they got were just like what Li Shaoming said, "bullshit".

He couldn't help but wonder in his heart whether those sentences were just a joke from Mei Yue's parents.

But then he thought, there’s no need to tell it ten times a day just for fun!

And since it concerns the Ancient God Church, they have to take it seriously.

"We'll solve the mystery later. Right now, the most important thing is to open the jar." Xia Simeng slapped the table angrily, "Hurry up, stop dawdling. Don't you want to sleep?"

"Or maybe you can't sleep alone? If that's the case, I'll ask my sisters to accompany you."

"Get lost! Stop trying to take advantage of our store manager all day long." Li Shaoming raised his hand and tapped the table, and a jar suddenly flew out. "Open... let's see what you can get out."

Xiaonan covered her mouth and giggled: "It seems that Brother Shaoming, you are a straight man!"

"I don't want any beautiful women who come to my door. If I were a man, I would take them all."

She found Li Shaoming's arrogant tone very interesting.

They all could see that Li Shaoming only had friendship towards Hongying, Qiangwei, and the girls of the Phoenix Team.

Eyes are the windows to the soul. There is no evil thought in Li Shaoming's eyes, only the joy of experiencing every day.

"Xiao Nan, if you were a man, besides your looks, you'd be okay, but with your short height, I don't think the girls on Team Phoenix would be interested in you."

Li Shaoming raised his hand and measured it.

Chen Muye, Ye Fan and others laughed.

Xiaonan was unhappy, her eyes widened: "What are you laughing at? I can still grow taller."

"You can't grow any taller. You're already an adult, and your strength has reached the Klein realm. Your skeleton has already taken shape. Unless you use some tricks, it's going to be difficult for you to grow taller!"

"What methods can I use to grow taller?"

"Go back and ask Sister Hongying and Sister Qiangwei to have one of them pull the head and the other pull the feet. Pull and pull, won't it be higher?"

When Xiaonan heard this, her face flushed red: "Don't look at me because I'm small, but I'm not stupid."

"You are not what?"

"Fool."

"what do you?"

"Fool."

After being asked twice in quick succession, Xiao Nan blurted out the question without thinking, and then saw Li Shaoming's weird expression, and the look on Chen Muye and the others who wanted to laugh but couldn't.

Her big smart head finally...reacted.

"Yeah~"

Xiaonan hurriedly covered her face, which was about to bleed: "Brother Shaoming, you bad guy, actually played tricks on me."

There was dissatisfaction and a hint of embarrassment in her tone. She was the one who was best at playing tricks, but she was actually tricked by such a simple routine.

I blush just thinking about it.

Seeing that everyone still had a strange expression, Xiaonan quickly picked up the hammer on the table and swept it horizontally, as if to divert attention.

"Congratulations, little cutie, for obtaining one of Lei Zhenzi's forbidden items."

"Congratulations, little cutie, for obtaining a Substitution Skill."

"Congratulations, little cutie, for getting an autographed photo from your brother."

"Congratulations, little cutie, for winning a portion of popcorn."

"Congratulations, little cutie, for winning a portion of sweet and sour pork ribs."

“…”

"Huh~"

"An item actually appeared! Looks like everyone's lucky today!" Yuan Gang took Lei Zhenzi in his hand and asked, "Shao Ming, how do I use this forbidden item?"

"Lei Zhenzi is a one-time forbidden item. Its power is not very strong. It is equivalent to a high-explosive grenade. It can be detonated with mental power."

"That's useless, but we can study it and see if it can be mass-produced."

Yuan Gang knew that Lei Zhenzi was useless to Xiaonan, so he didn't ask and just gave it to Ye Fan.

"The substitution technique is still somewhat useful. You can learn it, little fool."

"You are the little fool. I am the smartest."

Xiaonan retorted, then pouted and learned the substitution technique.

At this time.

Xia Simeng also picked up another hammer. When she saw the jar floating in the air, different fireworks suddenly burst out in her eyes.

"Bang x3."

"Congratulations to Xiao Mengmeng for winning a sky blue cardboard box."

"Congratulations to Xiao Mengmeng for winning a goblet."

"Whoo~"

Seeing that they were just two useless items, Xia Simeng took a deep breath.

"Hold steady, steady. I've always had good luck, and I'll definitely get it. Don't panic."

"Bang x3."

"Congratulations to Xiao Mengmeng for winning a bottle of 1982 Happy Water."

"Congratulations to Xiao Mengmeng for getting a grass carp."

silence.

Xia Simeng looked down at the grass carp jumping on the ground, which silenced her. Then she opened the happy water and smelled the sour smell that almost suffocated her.

"Ugh~"

Xia Simeng couldn't help but dry heave a few times, then quickly screwed the bottle cap back on and put it heavily on the table.

"I don't believe it can't be opened."

"You have to believe that you are an unlucky person."

"Shaoming, get out of here. I'm not some unlucky person. I have four jars left. Watch me open the magic weapon and show you."

"Open it for me..."

Xia Simeng closed his eyes, turned 360 degrees, and hit the jars hard with the hammer. The four jars shattered into pieces in an instant.

In an instant.

Everyone witnessed once again that the light shot into Xia Simeng's body.

Then there was.

The divine aura gushed out.