Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"Little Fatty, come and give Brother Zhao a hug."

Half an hour passed, and no one came out except Chen Muye.

Qiye also walked out of the training room. He gained a lot and broke through directly from the Zhan Realm to the Chi Realm. After understanding the situation, his eyes lit up when he looked at Pangpang.

Zhao Kongcheng even chased Pangpang for a hug!

"Don't come over here!" Fatty ran around the table with sweat on his forehead.

If one uncle is so fanatical, what will happen if there are thousands of them?

Pangpang was just feeling lucky to have obtained the Divine Ruins, but now he regrets it so much that he wants to find a piece of tofu to kill himself.

"Old Zhao is done." Li Shaoming tapped the table with one finger, and Zhao Kongcheng, who was chasing after him, was immediately frozen in place. "If you're hoping to get some luck and open the jar, I'm telling you, it's useless. Fatty's ability can't work on the jar yet, so forget about trying to convince Dad."

Just now, Zhao Kongcheng's eyes moved back and forth between Guanzi and Pangpang. He knew what was going on just by thinking with his butt.

Lao Zhao is daydreaming about trying to fix the bug in the jar. The jar is immune to all blessing abilities and can only rely on its own luck.

Whatever you can get is what you get. There is no way to increase the success rate.

The metaphysics I practiced before was just psychological comfort!

"Did you hear what Brother Li said?" Fatty panted, "Uncle, stop chasing me."

"Alright!" Zhao Kongcheng gave up: "Shao Ming, give me ten jars quickly. I think we can still get something out of it today."

Li Shaoming was amused. The most annoying thing about playing games was to rely on your feelings. If you opened one and it didn't work, you always felt that the next one would work. If you opened another and it still didn't work, you would feel that the next one would work.

It was this damn feeling that made him invest hundreds of dollars of his monthly living expenses into games when he was in school.

After that incident, he learned his lesson and stayed away from games and paid attention to his health.

"Chubby still has thirty-five left to open!"

"Wait until he finishes, then you guys can start!"

Li Shaoming once again handed the remaining cans of Pangpang to him.

The three men in suits ran up to Fatty and asked expectantly, "Master, could you please give us a few of them?"

"You know what to do today, right?" Pangpang narrowed his eyes.

The man in the suit quickly assured, "Please rest assured, Master. Tomorrow, the three of us will completely forget what happened today and will never say a word about it."

Wu Xiangnan shook his head secretly when he heard what they said. When Zhou Ping came, these three people would definitely lock them up for a while to erase all their memories. Only then could the man in the suit return to normal life.

Hongying and the others clearly understood this tactic; their team had used it more than once or twice, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they were completely familiar with the process.

"Okay, I'll give you twelve of them, four each. As long as you keep your mouth shut in the future, you won't be short of jars." Pangpang nodded with satisfaction.

"Thank you, young master. Thank you, young master." The three men in suits were extremely excited, looking at the jar bursting with endless light.

Pangpang ignored them and stared at the jar, shaking it slightly. After tasting the sweetness, he was even more looking forward to seeing what good things would come out.

"Bang!"

Without stopping, he smashed all the remaining jars.

"Alas! What a waste!"

"How can you, a little fat boy, open a can so casually?"

"Forget showering and changing clothes, at least go wash your hands!"

"It would be strange if you could get something good just by opening it casually!"

When Zhao Kongcheng saw that what he got was a bunch of useless items, he immediately beat his chest and slapped his legs, as if he hadn't gotten anything good, and he was almost crying!

"It doesn't matter. I'll make a fortune just from the Qilin's inheritance." Fatty casually threw the hammer to the man in the suit.

"I come."

"I'll go first."

"Me first."

Three men in suits scrambled for the hammer.

Seeing this, Fatty shouted, "What are you arguing about? Don't disturb my friends here. You have no manners at all. You go first, you go second, you go last. If you have any objections, then don't open it."

The man in the suit became quiet, and when he was called to open the can first, he walked forward excitedly, praying for his ancestors' blessings in his heart.

"Bang x4!"

An object fell into his hand from the jar, and before he could ask what it was, the second man in a suit who pointed to it immediately grabbed the hammer.

After four more rings, the same object flew into his hand.

By the third one, the ending was still the same!

The three men in suits looked at the object in their hands, which was only the size of two fingers and looked like a gun, with confusion on their faces.

"What you have in your hands is a gun, from a world called Men in Black. Its power is not much less than a bomb, which is quite consistent with your temperament." Li Shaoming answered casually.

When the man in the suit heard that it was indeed a gun, he walked aside in disappointment without saying a word. Things like guns were useless to them. There was nothing strange about just one of them hanging on his waist.

"Shao Ming, it's our turn." Zhao Kongcheng couldn't wait.

"Come on, come on. It's our first meeting. I, Pangpang, will cover all your jar expenses today." The big gold chain and small watch that Pangpang brought were all hung on Li Shaoming. He had no gifts to give, so he could only act like a common man for once.

The man in the suit stepped forward and paid the full amount of 600,000 yuan.

Lin Qiye was surprised and thought to himself, "Where did this nouveau riche come from? He just gave away 600,000 yuan like that. He must be a second-generation rich man!"

"There are sixty left. You have a large team, so you can divide them among yourselves."

Li Shaoming summoned the remaining sixty jars and floated them in front of Zhao Kongcheng and others.

"Old Chen hasn't come out yet, which means he has no chance of getting the jar today. There are exactly six of us here, how about ten jars each?" Zhao Kongcheng laughed.

Xiaonan said shyly, "Uncle Zhao, this isn't good, is it? When Captain Chen finds out about our assignments, he won't make things difficult for us, will he?"

"Don't be afraid, Lao Chen is not that kind of person. I'll take the lead first. Later, Lao Chen wants to hold someone accountable, you can just push it onto me." Zhao Kongcheng said, and took the first ten jars: "Thank you, Fatty, for the reward jars!"

"It's okay, it's okay. There should always be a gift for the first meeting. Unfortunately, I didn't bring many gifts today, so I can only be a little tacky. Please don't mind!" Pangpang waved his hand generously.

Everyone was extremely surprised when they saw this. What should Pang Pang say at this moment?

That's right!

The nature of the nouveau riche is clearly revealed!

The sour smell of money fills every corner...but...they like it...!

"Taishang Laojun... Tathagata Buddha...!"

Zhao Kongcheng started to make a move again. He placed ten jars in a circle, stood in the middle, danced with his hands, and kept calling the names of various gods in mythology.

Hongying and the others turned around silently. In this situation, it was obvious that Lao Zhao was going to show off again. His enchanting dance was really unbearable to watch.

Fatty squatted next to the jar and said, "Brother Zhao, metaphysics is fake, how can it be useful?"

"I tried this before when I was playing games, but it was completely useless. The jars are all about probability. If you don't get anything good, it means you haven't opened enough. If you're not happy, it means you haven't spent enough."

“If you have more flowers and they bloom more, good things will naturally come out of them, and they will naturally make you happy both physically and mentally.”

Li Shaoming silently gave a thumbs up...!

real!

So real!