Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

"You are back."

"Come and have a cup of tea first."

In a hotel in Cangnan, Yiyu, who was sitting in the room, saw Yue Huai and the other two coming back, and kindly poured three cups of strong tea for them.

Lu Liang didn't think much about it. After saying thank you, he took it and took a sip.

Sudden.

"puff."

He sprayed.

This is not tea at all, it is clearly the same kind of urine. The moment he drank it, the smell went straight to his head and almost made him faint.

Only then did he look at Yayu carefully and noticed the kindness in his eyes.

He got it.

The current whispers are led by Tang Sanzang.

Careless!

I forgot for a moment that this guy also has a reverse luck-attracting physique.

"I say, you are such a jerk! Didn't your mother teach you that every grain of rice is hard-earned?"

"Waste is shameful, even a cup of tea cannot be wasted!"

Yi Tang began his long lecture again, and after a while he changed his expression.

"Go back, don't try to influence my thoughts."

Yue Huai frowned as he watched the ever-changing mumblings, then said, "It's not a good time to stay in Cangnan any longer. The boss said there's something in the jar that can solve your problem. Let's go back to the church first and come back later."

After saying this, without giving Yiyu a chance to speak, several people carried him out of the store, got in the car and drove away to the outside of Cangnan.

.....

Shop No. 88.

The five emperors of Zhao Kongcheng surrounded the jar, all lying on the ground, prostrating themselves, and shouting in unison.

"My dear, beloved, beloved, and deeply loved God of the Jar!"

"Today, we five emperors will sacrifice everything we have, just to obtain the God-killing item."

"Please hear our prayers."

"Make a wish...?"

As soon as they made their final wish, Zhao Kongcheng no longer hesitated and raised his hammer and swung it repeatedly.

The ten cans could not last more than three seconds, and after the clanging sound, there was a huge bang.

Broken.

"Congratulations to Mr. Zhao for winning an air conditioner that doesn't blow out cold air."

"Congratulations to Lao Zhao for winning a leafless fan."

"Congratulations to Lao Zhao for winning a Shoe brand hair dryer."

"Congratulations to Lao Zhao for obtaining a butcher knife."

"Congratulations, Lao Zhao, for obtaining the Invincible Hot Wheels skill book."

"Congratulations, Lao Zhao, for obtaining the Spear of Kindness."

"Congratulations to Lao Zhao for winning an Invincible Super Chili Pepper."

"Okay, good job, Lao Zhao. When the time comes, use the air conditioner to heat up the God of Death, use the fan to blow away the God of Death, use the butcher knife to chop the God like a pig, and finally add some chili peppers to make a hot pot of the gods."

Wen Qimo clapped his hands non-stop, wishing they would explode.

Hongying and the others sat with Li Shaoming and ate melons.

Zhao Kongcheng said aggrievedly, "If you don't speak, no one will think you're dumb. I haven't gained anything yet. Don't I still have a skill book?"

"The Invincible Wind and Fire Wheel move, just by hearing the name, you know it's a magical skill. Go and envy me!"

He learned the skill book and felt how to use the Invincible Hot Wheels, and his face turned black.

Why is it such an awesome name, but the subject is about rolling down the stairs while holding the enemy?

why?

Why?

"Brother, tell me quickly, can the Invincible Hot Wheels kill gods?"

Fatty asked anxiously.

Moon Ghost's face was filled with confidence. "Fourth brother, you don't need to ask. I can guarantee that the Invincible Wind Fire Wheel can kill gods. Just look at Shao Ming's expression and you'll know. Although it's a little weird, doesn't this weirdness at this moment just demonstrate the invincible nature of this skill?"

Uzumaki echoed, "Second brother's analysis is correct. We are safe this time. If we can't kill the god, I will throw that Tianping kid into the sky right now."

"Since you, second and third brothers, have said so, I am relieved, Fatty. What do you think, fifth brother?"

Pangpang patted his chest and shifted his gaze to Cao Yuan.

Cao Yuan noticed Zhao Kongcheng's expression and twitched his lips: "How about you, Third Brother, throw Instructor Tianping away first?"

He saw the embarrassed look on his elder brother's face and realized that the Invincible Wind Hot Wheels was definitely not some magical skill, but could be some kind of messy skill.

This wave.

He's fine.

The vortex is finished.

Zhao Kongcheng also spoke at this time: "Third brother, fifth brother is right. This time, it is my eldest brother who is sorry for not speaking up to explain right away."

"We in the Kaiguan Sect value integrity the most. Since you have made an oath, you must fulfill it. Seeing that the scales are not too fat, Third Brother, I believe you can throw him to the sky."

Uzumaki was silent. Finally, with the encouragement of his four brothers, he slowly walked over to the expressionless Libra. After staring at each other for a few seconds, he said, "Okay?"

"can."

Tianping stood up, carried the vortex directly to the door, and then exerted force suddenly.

"I can give you a ride."

Whoosh!

The vortex flew and said something in the air.

"Brothers, wait for me, I will be back."

"May the God of the Jar bless you, Third Brother, Third Brother."

Zhao Kongcheng and others muttered silently.

"Second brother and fifth brother, hurry up and drive. Third brother flew away, which is equivalent to sacrificing a brother. He will definitely get out this time." Zhao Kongcheng urged.

"That makes sense. Big brother is the one who sees things clearly."

Moon Ghost gave a thumbs up, then picked up the hammer and hurriedly approached the jar.

Having already sacrificed one of his brothers, he felt the artifact was secure and no longer needed to grant his wish.

He just picked up the hammer and the sound of breaking things resounded throughout the hall again.

"Congratulations to Yue Gui for winning a pair of straw sandals similar to Liu Bei's."

"Congratulations to Yue Gui for obtaining a piece of blue gold grass."

"Congratulations to Yue Gui for obtaining a bottle of cow's tears."

"Congratulations to Yue Gui for obtaining a copy of Rose's photo album."

"what?"

When Qiangwei heard her name, she stood up suddenly, then quickly grabbed the photo, opened it, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Just now, I thought Shaoming, you were a pervert. It turns out that the photos in the photo album were taken in the store. I was scared to death."

Li Shaoming blinked his innocent eyes and said in a slightly speechless tone: "Look at my face full of righteousness, do I look like a pervert?"

"Shao Ming, don't tell me, there's a high chance that someone who looks righteous like you out there is actually a pervert."

Leng Xuan said seriously.

Li Shaoming rolled his eyes at him: "So, Qiye is not much better."

"And you."

"I'm talking about you! Brother Dog, you must be considered a righteous face in the dog world, a big pervert."

Lin Qiye???

What does it have to do with me? Why does it involve me?

Roaring Sky Dog???

Ok!

If his hobby were discovered by people here, he would indeed be labeled a pervert.

Can't refute it!

"And you, Hongying, even though you look pretty, beautiful women out there are the most poisonous."

"Mom said that the people you should never trust are pretty girls. They love to deceive innocent boys like me and my Qiye brothers."

"Brother Qiye, as a man, you must know how to protect yourself outside."

"And you, too, Xiaonan. There might be a little devil hiding beneath that loli exterior. When the time is right, you'd love to stab someone in the back."

"Don't turn your head, Tianli. How good do you think you can be?"

"You've been peeking at Qiangwei a lot, haven't you?"

"I didn't, I didn't, Shaoming, you are framing me."

"You don't need to explain. Explanation is just covering up."

Tianping's face was full of black lines.

Hongying clenched her fists.

Xiaonan stared with his eyes wide open, and two streams of hot air kept coming out of his nose.

"This Shaoming brother is too mean, I can't stand it anymore."

"Fuck him."