Slay the God: Jar Merchant, General Zhao Opens the Forbidden Ruins

Zhao Kongcheng covered his mouth and walked over cautiously, squatted down and gently patted Pangpang's shoulder.

"That artifact is hard to describe. Look up and see for yourself, Fatty!"

After saying that, he walked back quickly, as if there was some ferocious beast nearby and he didn't want to stay for even a second.

The others also retreated a lot, not daring to get any closer.

When Pang Pang heard the word "artifact", he was ecstatic again. Brother Zhao would definitely not lie. If he said it was an artifact, then it must be a artifact.

Fuhu Lake.

It’s finally my turn!

Thanks to the Can Opener for sending me this magical artifact.

Thinking of this happily, Pangpang finally raised his head and looked towards the place where the artifact was with joy.

Chubby???

What did he see when he looked up?

Why does that yellow object that spins three times right in front of me always feel so familiar?

Why does it have a sweet smell?

As he was thinking, he stuck out his tongue in a daze and licked the surface of the yellow object...

"Cow batch!"

The Moon Ghost held his head with both hands, his eyes wide open as he shouted.

"You usually look quite normal to me, but I never thought your taste would be so strong. From now on, I will submit to you instead of anyone else."

"In the world of foodies, you are definitely the strongest."

No one expected that Pang Pang would actually stick out his tongue and take a bite.

Lin Qiye watched, his mouth twitching and his stomach churning.

Hongying and several other girls bent over and retched continuously, almost vomiting stomach acid.

They don’t know how Pangpang eats imported food, it’s too strong. It seems that they should stay away from people with strong taste when eating in the future.

Otherwise, when they see Pang Pang while eating, they can't help but think of this scene.

At this time.

Pangpang noticed everyone's expressions and finally woke up completely. He looked at the yellow object in front of him.

He... knew why it felt so familiar.

Isn’t this just...!

Isn't it just...!

"Ugh~"

Pangpang also vomited.

The vomiting was earth-shattering, and my stomach was churning as if it had been through a violent storm.

"Fatty, it's okay. Everyone has a special hobby. Brother Zhao likes to go to a sex shop and rent a room and stay alone."

Zhao Kongcheng pinched his nose and walked forward again, comforting him.

"There's nothing wrong with your food, it's just a little too strong. You should eat less in the future!"

"Ugh~"

It would have been fine if Zhao Kongcheng hadn't said anything. Once he did, Pangpang vomited even more happily, as if he wouldn't stop until he had vomited out all his intestines.

"Brother Zhao is right. It's not your fault that the taste is a bit strong, but don't eat it in front of us in the future. It's disgusting."

Uzumaki pinched his nose and offered words of comfort, but those words didn't sound like words of comfort at all!

Pangpang couldn't respond to them and kept retching.

The others looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

"Stop retching, Fatty."

Li Shaoming walked forward cheerfully, and under everyone's wide-eyed gaze, he stretched out his middle finger and inserted it into the yellow object.

Seeing this, Zhao Kongcheng and Xuanwo retreated in disbelief.

“Shao Ming you…!”

“I didn’t expect…!”

"I didn't expect that!"

"Our dear boss Shao Ming has such a unique hobby. Fatty, you are no longer lonely. You have company now."

"Brother Li, you're so disgusting. You and Fatty are the only ones in the world who have this hobby, right?"

Xiaonan hid directly behind Hongying, but his stomach still felt uncomfortable.

Li Shaoming smiled mischievously when he heard what they said: "To make Pang Pang less embarrassed, you guys should try it too!"

His voice was like that of a demon, directly breaking everyone's psychological defenses.

Thinking of eating that thing, everyone didn't think twice and wanted to rush out of the store and get away from the demon holding the yellow artifact.

But how could Li Shaoming let them go? He stretched out his hand.

"Certainly."

As the word "ding" came out, everyone froze in a running posture half a meter or one meter before the door.

The body cannot move.

Leng Xuan saw the devil walking towards him out of the corner of his eye, and cold sweat kept oozing out of his forehead.

"Shao Ming, don't come over here."

"Don't come over~"

He shouted until his throat was broken, but he couldn't stop the devil.

In their eyes, Li Shaoming at this moment looked like a demon with two horns on his head and a fork in his hand. Coupled with the smile on his face, he was a complete villain.

"hey-hey!"

"Shout!"

"No one will come to save you even if you scream at the top of your lungs."

"Come."

"Be good."

"Open your mouth."

"No, don't come over!"

"You'd better accept your fate!"

Li Shaoming controlled them to open their mouths. As everyone felt extremely disgusted, he took out the yellow object from his hand and flicked it with his finger.

No one was spared, and everyone had a small soft object in their mouth.

At this time.

They were able to move, and all of them ran out of the door in unison, bending over and vomiting violently.

Spitting and spitting.

Chen Muye finally felt something different.

"Ok!"

"Why is it sweet?"

After hearing his words, everyone realized that there was no strange taste in their mouths, but instead a sweet taste, the same as the taste of the desserts they usually eat.

They stopped vomiting and turned around to see Li Shaoming smiling as he picked up a piece of yellow substance and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hahaha! You're overthinking it. There's no way that thing could be in the jar. It's just a strange-looking cake."

"You don't really think that...!"

"I'll wipe it!"

"Shao Ming, how dare you play tricks on us?"

"Everyone, the time for revenge has come. Come on..."

Zhao Kongcheng wiped the corner of his mouth and rushed into the store.

this moment.

No matter who they were, they all rushed into the store with narrowed eyes.

Seeing this, Li Shaoming paused and took several steps back.

"No!"

"Don't come over here!"

"Shout!"

"Even if you scream at the top of your lungs, no one will come to save you."

Zhao Kongcheng pinched his throat and imitated Li Shaoming's tone just now.

"Look at the scratch."

"I'll catch it."

"I'll pay."

"Fuck, who of you grabbed my butt?"

"No, don't pull my dinosaur pajama set!"

"Who is pinching my nose? I can't breathe. Stop it now."

"Hongying, you're holding a gun, stop grabbing my soft hair!"

"Ah ah ah ah~"

"Okay, well done. Xiaonan, stop scratching and twisting your ears!"

Pangpang was watching the show from the side. He took out a handful of melon seeds from somewhere and watched with great interest.

"Oh my god, Moon Ghost, what are you trying to do? After grabbing my butt, you want to grab other parts of my body. Are you a pervert?"

"And Lao Zhao, don't just hold it down all the time. Use some tricks!"

He watched and gave instructions at the same time, and his smile never stopped.

After a while.

After completing a set of combination sets, everyone stopped with satisfaction and looked at Li Shaoming again.

they.

"puff."

Laughed!

I saw.

Li Shaoming's eyes were dull at this moment, his hair stood up irregularly like a chicken coop, and his dinosaur pajamas were wrinkled into dough, with his shoulders half exposed and the buttons on his abdomen were open, revealing his eight abdominal muscles.

After a few dozen seconds, he finally came to his senses. He scanned everyone with his eyes, looked at his clothes, and howled sadly to the sky.

"what!"

"My favorite dinosaur pajamas~"