Survival skills maxed out, I feed my wife and daughter by catching fish and shrimp

"No wonder Chen Erlang wanted to split up the family business. It turns out he secretly bought this wonderful house! Why didn't he think of inviting my parents to come live here?"

Dalang's wife Fang touched the thick courtyard wall and kicked the foundation stone of the main house, looking around as if it were her own home.

Tsk tsk tsk!

This courtyard wall is really strong, this foundation is really solid, and there is also this tiled roof, this large courtyard...

As Fang looked at it, she began to imagine the scene of moving in herself.

Chen Dalang was extremely jealous when he saw that his cowardly brother actually moved into such a big house.

The three of them and the two old guys were all squeezed on the same kang. It was difficult for them to turn over at night, let alone do anything.

But what about Chen Changfan?

The kang where the three of them slept was so big and wide that they could just lie down sideways!

"Erlang, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but how can you afford to live in such a big house? My parents are old and have trouble sleeping. I think we should invite them to move in!"

He was too embarrassed to directly ask them to move out and he would live with them, so he used his parents as an excuse.

No matter how unfilial you are, Chen Erlang, you can't not let your parents into the house, right?

In this way, with the two old guys gone, the living conditions of their family of three would be slightly better.

Hearing what Chen Dalang said, Chen Shuli's face looked a little ugly, but Zhang nodded in agreement.

As soon as she entered the door, she fell in love with the large courtyard and went straight into the house.

Without caring whether the owner agreed or not, he lifted the lid of the big pot as if it were his own home, and then turned around and opened the cupboard.

"Hey! You're actually eating white flour buns secretly!"

As he said that, he reached out and grabbed a steamed bun and stuffed two bites into his mouth.

Then he reached out to the two remaining steamed buns in the pot again.

But Chen Changfan reached out and stopped him.

Chen Changfan suppressed the anger in his chest and asked in a low voice, "How did you get here?"

He remembered that he moved the luggage here quietly, but he didn't expect that this family would come to his door so soon.

Zhang laughed, shook off Chen Changfan's hand, went straight into the inner room, threw off her shoes, and got directly onto the kang.

"Isn't it our Longlong who's so clever? If he hadn't been playing at the village entrance and happened to see you moving things over here, we would have thought you were living in that dilapidated temple."

As Zhang spoke, she called Longlong, who was hiding behind Fang, to come in. When Longlong saw his uncle and aunt, he didn't call anyone, and even got on the kang without taking off his shoes.

Cuiyun had scrubbed the kang mat many times, and now it was covered with muddy footprints from that jerk Longlong.

Chen Changfan wanted to pull Longlong down with a dark face, but Shen Cuiyun stopped him with a look.

At this time, Chen Shuli and others also entered the room. Shen Cuiyun stood up respectfully and shouted in a neither humble nor arrogant manner:

"Father-in-law, mother-in-law, eldest son, and eldest sister-in-law."

Chen Shuli nodded, his expression softening slightly, but Zhang was relentless. "Were you blind when I entered the room just now? You only remember to call for help now?"

Zhang was used to beating and scolding Shen Cuiyun on a daily basis, and at this moment, she cursed directly:

"You undisciplined chicken! Go kneel down in the yard and don't get up without my order!"

As usual, Shen Cuiyun would have stood up with her head lowered, ran out obediently and knelt down, not daring to say a single "no".

But today, Shen Cuiyun sat as steady as a rock with Luoluo in her arms, showing no intention of moving at all.

Zhang was furious. "Shen! Are you deaf when I talk to you? If anyone in this family dares to disobey me, I will..."

Shen Cuiyun sneered, her voice was not loud, but it directly choked back Zhang's words.

"If I remember correctly, this is my home! Besides, no one in this house listens to you!"

Zhang didn't expect that Shen, who was usually timid, could be so tough when confronting others. Her lips trembled a few times, and finally she shouted at the top of her voice.

"I'm your mother-in-law!"

Chen Shuli was so angry that he slammed the table and cursed, "Who allowed you to talk to your mother-in-law like that?"

As he spoke, Chen Shuli took a step forward.

This Shen family is really too arrogant!

It seems that if she is not taught a lesson, she will not know how to respect her parents-in-law!

Chen Shuli grabbed the legs of the kang table with both hands and prepared to knock the table down.

But at this moment, a hand reached down and pressed the kang table firmly on the kang.

No matter how hard Chen Shuli tried, he couldn't move the kang table at all.

He turned around in surprise, and then met Chen Changfan's slightly impatient eyes.

"Rebellious son! How dare you attack me? Do you still have your parents in your eyes?"

"Chen Erlang, you are such an ungrateful person! You even dare to beat your parents for your wife!"

Before Chen Changfan made a move, Chen Shuli was already fuming, and Zhang even burst into sharp cries, as if she had really been beaten up by Chen Changfan.

So, Chen Changfan simply withdrew his hand. He wanted to see how this weird family would make trouble.

Sure enough, Chen Changfan withdrew his hand, and Chen Shuli did not dare to overturn the table.

This place is not like his own home, where they can just smash things up as they please. He couldn't display his mighty power for a moment.

So, Chen Shuli glared, raised his butt, and sat directly on the head of the kang.

When Shen Cuiyun saw this pair of funny guys sitting on the kang together, looking like they refused to leave, she felt both angry and amused.

In the past, these two people would have taught me a lesson by relying on their status as elders, but now that they are in my own home, they obviously can no longer be so arrogant.

But he seemed a little unwilling to leave in such a disgrace, so he started to lie on the kang and pretend to be dead.

"Cuiyun and I are having dinner, what's the matter with you all hanging around here?"

Shen Cuiyun was embarrassed to chase her away, but Chen Changfan didn't want to give her any face and chased her away directly.

Chen Shuli took out his big pipe and smoked silently without saying a word.

Zhang rolled her eyes and pursed her lips. "You guys can eat whatever you want. We just want to sit here. Are you going to chase me away?"

Chen Changfan smiled, "Then just sit still. We'll eat later, so don't be greedy or eat!"

Fang laughed sarcastically, "Don't worry! No one will compete with you! With your poor looks, how can you expect to eat anything good?"

Chen Dalang also echoed, "We all came out full, the lard cakes are delicious!"

These days, lard residue is a good thing.

Put some of it in when kneading the dough, and the baked pancakes will have a meaty aroma, just like eating real meat pancakes.

Seeing that the whole family was talking about grease, Chen Changfan thought that what he said was true.

He now understood that this family came here not only to occupy his house, but also to show off the good food.

It's shrimp and pig heart.

Okay, okay, our family just moved out and you're eating meat, right?

"Who wants to eat your crappy food? You're so arrogant that you rented such a big yard! I want to see if you can have a good meal."

Zhang's words further confirmed Chen Changfan's guess that they came here just to laugh at the joke.

Hearing this, Shen Cuiyun's face looked a little ugly.

Life is already difficult for the young couple. It would be fine if the in-laws didn't help, but why did they come to their house to make fun of them?

Chen Changfan sighed deliberately, "We just rented a house, and we're really short of money. Let's just make do with this meal."

As he spoke, he scooped out two bowls full of white rice and placed them on the table.

Chen Dalang's eyes widened.

"Pure rice! It's actually pure rice!"