Quick Attack Gods and Demons Journey to the West

Zhang Tian felt like he was broken into pieces.

After all, according to his many years of experience as a human being, such an arrogant monkey must be punished. As the saying goes, when the sky is crazy, it will rain; when people are crazy, they will suffer misfortune.

Just as he thought.

The monkey showing off his magical powers attracted the anger of Patriarch Bodhi. The fellow brothers present were so frightened that they trembled in fear and dared not say a word. They watched helplessly as the monkey was reprimanded and whipped by Patriarch Bodhi.

The beating was so severe!

After all, they had been worshipping in Fangcun Mountain for so many years, and they had never seen the highly accomplished Bodhi Patriarch get angry, let alone use the precepts to hit people. Monkey was the first one to do that.

Every time the precepts of Bodhi Patriarch hit the monkey's head, the monkey would cry out in pain. His steel-like bones seemed fake, and every time he was hit, the monkey would let out a strange cry.

That really hurts.

What made these brothers even more horrified was that the extremely tall monkey shrank visibly after being hit. After one hit, it became three feet shorter, and after three hits, it became nine feet shorter.

That monkey.

He was beaten into a dwarf!

The funny look almost made the kneeling brothers laugh, but only Zhang Tian looked as if he had seen a ghost. He stared at Patriarch Bodhi, snorted, and turned away.

Looking at the monkey who was surrounded and laughed at by his fellow brothers.

There was a sudden buzzing in my head.

The monkey had only been a disciple for three months when he encountered the same fate as he would seven years later: he was hit on the head by Bodhi Patriarch with the precepts, and exactly three times.

Doesn't this mean...

Come to my bedside in the middle of the night and tell me about your magical powers?

It's broken!

I'm broken!

Zhang Tian got a red fruit from somewhere and silently put it on his nose. His funny look made the monkey in the crowd jump over and bowed to Zhang Tian with both hands.

"Brother, I know I was wrong. I know I was wrong. You advised me not to show off my magical powers a few days ago, so as not to offend the Grandmaster. I was too arrogant at the time and forgot that good advice is unpleasant to the ear. As a result, I caused such a disaster."

"He deserves to be punished and beaten!"

This is the first time I have seen a monkey looking upset.

Zhang Tian chuckled and rolled his eyes. The dead monkey got the advantage but was still acting like a good boy. Not only was he not reprimanded by the master for showing off his magical powers, but he was also beaten with three boards instead. The master had to teach the other party his true and unparalleled magical powers.

How is this a scolding?

It is clearly a huge opportunity!

Don't think I don't understand the play between you two, master and disciple.

I have watched Journey to the West.

I know that my brothers and I are part of your master-disciple plan.

The broken Zhang Tian looked at the monkey with resentful eyes. He didn't know how to face the other party. Especially when night fell, his heart was even more mixed.

It’s like your best friend bought a lottery ticket and won 100 million, but he deliberately hid it from everyone and planned to withdraw the money secretly.

But you just knew it!

You are powerless and can only watch as the other party redeems the jackpot of billions of dollars, buys villas, buys companies, picks up girls, buys luxury cars, and then reaches the peak of life, which can't be spent in several lifetimes...

woo woo woo woo……

Zhang Tian covered his head with a quilt to prevent himself from crying too loudly and to prevent his fellow brothers from hearing and laughing at him.

He had nowhere to vent.

He could only silently open his own reincarnation space and look at the reincarnators who were still struggling for reincarnation points. A little comfort flashed through his mind, and then he silently made his own remarks.

"I'm so sorry for being born as a human being!"

"I wish I were a monkey..."

His late night emo.

Done.

Zhang Tian closed his eyes tightly, not only paying attention to the news in the reincarnation space, he just wanted to sleep quietly for a while. After all, the monkey was inheriting the magic formula! He was learning the Great Heavenly Immortal Formula! He was learning the 72 kinds of magical transformations of the Earthly Fiends!

He fell asleep with tears of envy in his eyes.

But this inexplicable words.

This immediately confused many senior reincarnationists. After all, in their opinion, Zhang Tiansheng was in a terrifying world of gods and demons, and he had lived safely for three months.

In that terrifying world of gods and demons, there must be a lot of opportunities to plunder. Just like what Zhang Tian himself said last time, he was pulled over by the tigress on the mountain, who exploited and ravaged him, but still gave him a lot of elixirs, didn’t she?

Look how wronged he is.

Many reincarnation seniors gnashed their teeth. The girls didn't care about their innocence. How could you, a grown man, feel so wronged here? Don't you have any self-control? Can't you work out hard, take drugs, and turn things around to be the master?

Just as they were discussing.

The Demon Saint, who thought he knew the inside story, jumped out and cleared Zhang Tian's name.

"I'm telling you, you've all wronged him. He bought a lot of stuff from me a few days ago, including this peach!"

"He said he was beaten by a monkey and wanted to please the monkey!"

"I originally thought it was shameful that he couldn't beat the monkey, but then I thought carefully that no matter how weak a person is, it should be impossible for him to be unable to beat the monkey. After all, we reincarnations can still buy guns."

"It occurred to me later."

"That is a terrifying world of gods and demons. I'm afraid that monkey is a monster that eats people."

"And the tigress he was talking about probably didn't refer to those hot-tempered girls from Sichuan and Shu, but a real tiger with a tiger's head!"

This is the analysis given by the Holy Son of Demonic Path.

All the reincarnations present couldn't help but gasp.

They didn't care at first.

After all, they are just netizens who can't meet each other. They just chat and make deals on a daily basis without thinking too much about it.

Now think about it this way.

Thinking hard!

The girl with a tiger head...

"Wow, it's a little creepy just thinking about it. I can only accept the ones with snake heads, I really can't stand the ones with tiger heads."

"Ah, can you accept this, Snakehead? What kind of aesthetic is that?"

"Oh, the snake princess demon is famous."

"There are monsters everywhere. Poor newcomers to reincarnation..."

"It is indeed the legendary world of gods and demons. No wonder so many two-star reincarnation masters have died there."

"Yes, yes. Fortunately, we listened to the advice and had no choice. Otherwise, oh my, the man's innocence would be gone!"

Many reincarnations were extremely grateful.

Then they silently formed an agreement that any new reincarnationists who would enter the reincarnation space in the future would have to be given the warnings from their predecessors.

Don't enter the world of gods and demons!

Don't enter the world of gods and demons!

Don't enter the world of gods and demons!

The important thing is said three times.

And in the world of Journey to the West.

Zhang Tian's fate was even worse than those reincarnations who had been ravaged by tigresses thousands of times. He felt heartbroken and had no energy to do anything.

It was not until he saw Monkey studying diligently as usual and doing morning lessons with his fellow brothers, as if nothing had happened, that he suddenly felt confused.

"Hey, haven't you practiced magical powers?"

The short and fat monkey was depressed, "I was beaten by the master a few days ago when I showed off my magical powers. I won't practice anymore."

"what?"

Zhang Tian was confused, "Didn't you go yesterday?"

The monkey looked puzzled, "Where are you going? What else can you do in the middle of the night?"

Zhang Tian: No, you didn’t understand it?

"Hey, Junior Brother, why did you take the red fruit off your nose?"

"Haha, it's the weekend, Batman is on vacation and won't beat me anymore! I can go back to Gotham!"

monkey:??