Quick Attack Gods and Demons Journey to the West
Chapter 196: Not as good as Bimawen, Qingniu: Please call me Niu Clown...
Zhang Tian felt that this plan of Zen Master Wuchao was extremely powerful. It saved Marshal Tianpeng from desperate situation and brought him back to life.
But Qingniu shook his head.
Hehe smiled.
"This punishment is worse than killing him. After all, with his personality and strength, his elders must have begged for favors from countless people. It's a pity that he didn't live up to his expectations."
"Now that I have lost my position as Marshal Tianpeng, I am no longer an official of the Heavenly Court. I have no support in the Three Realms. When the other demon kings come to their senses, they will hunt him down and make it impossible for him to ascend to heaven or enter the earth!"
Zhang Tian understood.
After all, he has been practicing for some time and is not a newbie who has just entered the world of practice. Naturally, he knows who is the biggest force in the three realms.
That is the heaven that governs the three realms!
The Jade Emperor is in charge of the Three Realms, with the Three Pure Ones, the Four Imperial Gods, and the Five Elders standing behind him. Any immortal in heaven has an absolute sense of security, and other scattered immortals, such as Zhen Yuanzi and his ilk, no matter how capable they are, dare not kill the immortals in heaven at will.
Moreover, the position of a god in heaven, besides a full sense of security, also provides a salary of peaches that can prolong life.
More important than the organization of later generations!
Just like how Song Jiang later fought for his life, sold out a number of his brothers, and negotiated peace and surrendered several times, all just to get a position in the government. And the huge and extremely glorious Jia Mansion also ended up being broken up in an instant because its backer, the imperial concubine, died and it lost its government.
Just when Zhang Tian and Qing Niu were discussing how the person behind Marshal Tian Peng was playing tricks on the heavens, the other party suddenly raised his head and yelled, "You old man with a white beard! You're delivering yourself to my door!"
He immediately returned to his original form.
A whooping sound.
The four hooves kept rubbing against the ground, which was so earth-shaking that Zhang Tian's eyelids twitched. He retreated repeatedly and retreated behind the fat bear.
Then, this huge creature was seen soaring into the sky.
then……
"Hey hey!"
Taibai Jinxing was confused as he was pushed down from the clouds. He saw the angry Bull Head at a glance. His nose seemed to be spitting fire. He thought to himself, "Oh no!" How did he fall into the hands of this Bull Head? He was such an unreasonable thief.
He just smiled and wanted to call him "good cow", but unexpectedly, the blue cow raised his fist and hit him, his words full of grievance, "You damn Taibai Jinxing! It's all your fault! The master called me a pig-head!"
Zhang Tian found a bench and sat down.
He poured himself a cup of peach juice and watched the show. He didn't intend to get involved in the feud between the man and the cow, for fear that he would be hit by the cow's fists and feet.
The most important thing was that he saw what Taibai Jinxing was holding in his hand, and he immediately started to wonder, could it be that the other party was asking him to go to heaven to be the Horse Keeper?
How would he refuse then?
Well, Brother Qingniu, use some strength! Haven't you eaten yet?
As the blue ox kept pestering him, Taibai Jinxing slapped his thigh in anger and said angrily, "It's really like a scholar meeting a soldier. He can't explain his reason clearly. I'm talking about people like you who are so arrogant and unreasonable. You are a disgrace to the civilized world. You are a disgrace to the civilized world."
He stuffed the decree in his hand into Qingniu's arms, then flew away on the clouds angrily without even landing on the top of the mountain.
Qingniu chuckled, looked at the decree in his hand, and laughed even more, "You, Taibai Jinxing, do this kind of dirty work every day. Although my brother Zhang's magical powers are not great, his skills are not profound, and he is not very handsome, but at least he has some merits and contributions, and you have arranged this small official position for him!"
"Still no salary or benefits! Who are you looking down on?"
Qingniu was really laughing secretly. Others didn't know Zhang Tian's background, but he knew it well. He was a disciple of the Hunyuan family and his master valued him very much. He was able to comprehend the Tao Te Ching, and his comprehension was rare.
Even the most difficult skill of turning nothing into something, which only a few great masters such as the Jade Emperor and Guanyin could comprehend, was successfully practiced.
If I practice for another ten thousand years.
I believe that God is the Jade Emperor, so who cares about a small official like you?
Qingniu served as Zhang Tian's mouthpiece. After all, Zhang Tian had the same thought when he saw the decree. He laughed in his heart. If this position was taken into account, it would not even be as good as his senior brother Monkey's most humiliating position as Bimawen...
At least Bimawen is still in charge of 100,000 celestial horses, has several subordinates, and has his own mansion and office.
No salary or benefits.
Contract workers? Or outsourcing?
Zhang Tian did not take this decree seriously. After all, the decree was snatched away by Qingniu. He didn't see it at all and he knew nothing about it.
There is a green cow.
The mountain seemed a little more lively.
They found the monkey again, and the three of them drank together, enjoying themselves.
Night soon fell.
The green ox, who was originally sleeping soundly, suddenly opened his eyes, looked at Zhang Tian and the monkey who were snoring, then stood up quietly, tiptoed down the mountain, and came to the place where he met Bai Yi Wutan last time, calling out to him softly.
"Buddha, old Buddha, where are you? I, the old cow, have come to look for you again! I, the old cow, have sneaked down to earth to look for you."
He is a thief with unrepentant intentions.
This time he really sneaked down to the mortal world.
After all, the Golden Immortal Secret Realm that Qingniu visited last time was left by Jin Chanzi. There were all kinds of treasures in it, which made him extremely excited and envious.
The thief entered the treasure house.
But he returned empty-handed.
What's the difference between that and the one who is so thirsty that he has searched all over UC but can't find a single indecent website to watch?
It can be said that he even wanted to die!
Just as Qingniu was calling out in a low voice, he saw someone who frightened him. He saw Zhang Tian, who was drunk, stumbling over. His heart skipped a beat. "This is the disciple of the master. If he knows, it's the master knowing. If the master knows, Kinnara will be in trouble. Then I can only watch Jin Chanzi's treasure house full of treasures and won't get any of them!"
So he came up to Zhang Tian, greeted him and said nice things, trying to divert the other party away, but maybe because he had been drinking, his tongue was messy and he was talking nonsense.
Zhang Tian was irritated. "Kinnara Bodhisattva is over there, what are you hanging around for? Don't block me. I drank too much and I have to pee! Do you understand?"
Qingniu: Ah...you...you know?
He looked at the stumbling Zhang Tian and couldn't help scratching his head, comforting himself. In fact, only God, the earth, he and he knew it. There were only two people who knew it, and there was absolutely no way to find a third person who knew it. And as long as the master didn't know it, it would be fine.
then……
"Hey, Brother Niu, what are you doing here?"
"Monkey...monkey, you...you...why are you here..."
"I don't know." The monkey looked confused. "I, Sun, was climbing onto the master's bed as usual, but the master said there were good fruits to eat here, so I came. Hey, Brother Niu, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, just call me Bull Clown."
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