Quick Attack Gods and Demons Journey to the West

It was three days later that Zhang Tian discovered that the water he took from Zimu River had been stolen.

After all, the water of the Zimu River was of no use to him, and he could not produce any results from his research, so Zhang Tian did not pay too much attention to it.

But it was really lost.

It's really a rare thing!

"Alas?"

"How can I have such a big bowl of water?"

Zhang Tian thought that he was on Fangcun Mountain and there were no outsiders, so he thought it must be a thief in the family. And there were two biggest thieves in the world on Fangcun Mountain, one was a cow and the other was a monkey.

Monkeys know everything.

I think it probably doesn't have any special hobbies of giving birth to little monkeys, so it probably won't drink secretly.

Then there is only one...

Green Ox: "Why are you staring at me? Do I look like the kind of ox that would steal someone else's water?"

Zhang Tian: I was thinking about it and I didn’t ask.

Faced with thick skin.

Qingniu decided not to tell anyone even if he was beaten to death.

Zhang Tian smiled indifferently, pretending not to care, just nodded, and continued to copy the Tao Te Ching as usual, as if nothing had happened.

But in fact.

His fingers were already under the stone table, secretly picking at the Ruyi Mirror.

Then the monkey who was eating melons came too.

The monkey was a young man who couldn't hide his secrets. He couldn't stop laughing, and chuckled from time to time. He felt a little uneasy when he saw the blue ox.

I couldn't help but wonder in my heart.

"Don't be fooled by Zhang Tian's serious appearance. He is actually a bad guy. And this monkey head is even more evil. They are indeed brothers from the same school! They are definitely plotting against me!"

"Could it be that bowl of water?"

Green Ox hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem yet. Instead, he chuckled disdainfully, "I, Old Ox, was born from the chaos. I have been practicing for who knows how many years. I have also followed the Taoist master and have long cultivated an indestructible body. Even the most powerful magical power cannot hurt me. Even the most poisonous medicine cannot hurt my bones. Do you want to see me make fun of you? Funny monkey! Funny little Taoist priest!"

then.

"Oh, Old Cow, I have a stomachache."

Looking at Qingniu, he was holding his stomach with one hand and holding up his pants with the other hand, running hurriedly towards the woods in the distance.

The monkey couldn't stop laughing any longer, so he covered his mouth with his hands and almost laughed out loud.

Zhang Tian, ​​who was standing by, couldn't help but smile. He was thinking, if this blue ox gave birth to a baby, should it call Brother Niu dad or mom? This was a very difficult question, and even someone with an IQ higher than Einstein couldn't answer it.

The blue bull is back.

Then he sneered complacently.

I have a stomach as strong as steel! You still want to plot against me! Don’t you know that cows have four stomachs?

He was about to lie down with a smug look on his face, but his expression changed again. He held his stomach and cried out in pain, then ran away quickly.

Back and forth.

In less than half an hour, I went there three or four times.

Zhang Tian coughed softly and said, "Old Cow, do you know who Monkey and I met a few days ago? It was the compassionate Guanyin. She said that we two brothers are very capable and invited us to go to Lingshan in the West to become Buddhas!"

"Guanyin herself is just a bodhisattva, not the master of Lingshan Mountain. She is just bragging. Don't believe her lies."

Qingniu did not understand Zhang Tian's secret advice. Instead, his heart skipped a beat. Oh no! Those shameless people from the West are here to snatch the person away. If he lets them take the person away, then he, Old Niu, will never be able to complete his mission of merit.

I, Old Cow, still want to go back to heaven.

Then he secretly nibbled the leaves of the peach tree.

Still want to nibble on the Queen Mother’s medicinal garden!

So he took great pains to say a lot of bad things about Guanyin in front of the monkey and Zhang Tian. After all, he had lived a long time and knew a lot of things, so he said a lot of nonsense. Then, in the weird looks on the monkey and Zhang Tian's faces, he covered his stomach and knelt on the ground.

"Ouch!"

"It hurts so much!"

Zhang Tian could still hold it back, but the monkey next to him couldn't hold it back any longer. He burst out laughing and rolled on the ground.

The monkey laughed and said, "Old cow, old cow, you are such a fool. The water you drank was not ordinary water. It was the water that Guanyin had cast a spell on."

Not only did this old cow fail to see it, but he was laughing at the other person's ability. Isn't that ridiculous?

The monkey was particularly mean, and he went straight to the old cow, who had a confused look on his face and had no idea what had happened to him. He touched the cow's slightly round belly with his hand, put his ear close to listen, and said in a mean way.

"Old Cow, Old Cow, you are pregnant with a calf. I am afraid I will become a father soon! Hehe!"

Godfather is also a father.

Upon hearing what the monkey said, Qingniu's face changed drastically. He then remembered that Guanyin had another nickname, called Guanyin who delivers children. Among all the gods and Buddhas in the Three Realms, only she had this ability and capability.

Qingniu has become a coward.

But he was still very stubborn and cursed the monkey, "You damn monkey, stop talking nonsense here, be careful or I will get the diamond bracelet! I will trap you, monkey!"

Cursing as he walked.

His face was full of disbelief.

Zhang Tian and the monkey smiled at each other, their faces full of gloating, waiting to see the show.

But unexpectedly, at nightfall.

The blue bull ran to Zhang Tian's bed and knelt down. "Little brother, little brother Zhang, during the day, that monkey was here and I, the old bull, had a bad attitude. Now no one is here, I, the old bull, kneel down to you, little brother Zhang. Please think of a way to save me."

It's miserable to cry.

Face full of tears.

"If the gods of the three realms knew that I, the old cow, was pregnant with a calf, my innocence would be ruined... wuuuu... I, the old cow, would not live any longer!"

She cried like a pear blossom in the rain.

That's called full confidence.

If Lin Daiyu had such courage, she would be able to pull out thirty willow trees in one breath.

Although Zhang Tian thought it was funny, he still decided to help. After all, he couldn't let the other person really give birth to a child, as that would cause a big scandal.

I'm afraid that Taishang Laojun will be furious by then.

Slap it.

A Bagua furnace was thrown down from the sky.

Fangcun Mountain turned into Huoyan Mountain in seconds!

Even Patriarch Bodhi would have to shake his head and sigh if he saw this, because he couldn't let his disciple get pregnant as well, to bring revenge?

However, Zhang Tian was scratching his head at this time, because he remembered that in order to eliminate the fetus conceived by accidentally drinking the water of the Mother and Child River, he needed to find a Ruyi Immortal. There was a well in the cave occupied by the other party, so he just needed to drink that well water.

But now the Zimu River has just arrived.

Ruyi Zhenxian also came later. Who knows where the well he occupied later was?

So Zhang Tian pondered for a moment, silently took out his big sword, and said to the pale Qingniu, "How about a caesarean section? My hands are fast and steady, and I can guarantee postoperative repair. Just use Shennong's magical power and I guarantee that you won't have any postoperative wounds or scars."

Qingniu: ...

Qingniu: "I, Old Niu, just want to ask you to go to the netherworld and borrow something for me."

"The netherworld? That's not a good place to go. My ability is limited, and I'm afraid I'll never come back. You should find someone else. I think a monkey is suitable."

"I, Old Cow, will give you more money! I, Old Cow, will teach you the full set of magical powers of the Nine Oxen and Two Tigers, but you don't need any pills!"

Zhang Tian: Hehe.