Quick Attack Gods and Demons Journey to the West
Chapter 133 Banquet? Are you inviting me to eat Tang Monk's flesh?
On Fangcun Mountain.
The land god was still boasting to Zhang Tian and the monkey about his extraordinary magical powers, "There are so many gods and so many powerful ones in the three realms. Which one of them is not related to someone else? Even if one is more powerful than the other, it doesn't matter. They all have a background!"
"If you beat the younger one, the older one will come."
"It's better to follow your heart."
"As the saying goes, the last one standing is the winner!"
Zhang Tian was very pleased with what Tudi said. He should be arrogant when necessary and bow his head when necessary. Only a real man can bend and stretch himself.
The two of them immediately drank a glass.
The monkey at the side laughed, "I don't have the same character as you two. If someone bullies me, even if he is the Jade Emperor of the Lingxiao Palace or the Tathagata Buddha in the West, I will turn the world upside down and beat him until he loses all face!"
The land is there to persuade.
Zhang Tian just smiled but said nothing.
The monkey has never seen the height of the sky and the thickness of the earth, so naturally he is full of passion and arrogance, just like Xiao Yan who stepped into Zhongzhou, full of vigor and energy, invincible in the world. If you don’t see the so-called genius, then I am the genius!
Tudi and Zhang Tian have suffered a severe beating from society. Although they are not as cowardly as Lu Mingfei after meeting Caesar, they have become honest after all.
But people are alive.
Everyone has their own way of living, and they are all good.
Zhang Tian was drinking leisurely when he heard the land god sighing quietly, "Alas, if I had the same opportunity as the two immortals and could enter the immortal gate, I wouldn't have to do this."
The land is the god of the earth.
He was enlightened by the heaven and gained spiritual wisdom.
Although he has supernatural powers, he is extremely long-lived.
But after all, it was not something he cultivated himself, and his strength would never improve at all throughout his life, and he would be trapped in a piece of land.
On ordinary days, I can sneak out of where I am to visit friends and do some leisure time.
But if you happen to meet a god who happens to be on patrol.
Caught by the other party.
That would be a big punishment!
The land god said to Zhang Tian, "Lord Mountain God, since you have obtained the seal of the Mountain God in the underworld, you have the status of the Mountain God. The gods who manage the land will know that there is such a person as you, and they will definitely come to test you."
It was the first time Zhang Tian heard of it.
After understanding the situation, I realized that the mountain god and the land god also had performance appraisals every year, just like working in the future. Those who performed well could be promoted and rewarded with some treasures, while those who performed poorly would be reprimanded at the very least, or even deprived of their position as a god at the worst.
He immediately frowned.
Before traveling through time, you have to go to work and take performance appraisals.
Even after traveling through time, I still have to undergo performance appraisal.
Then didn’t he travel through time in vain?
But when Zhang Tian heard the land god mention the origin of the person who came for the assessment, he immediately laughed.
Just because the land god said, "Although the immortal who came to test is not a powerful person, the mountain god must be polite to him. The other party has a background. He is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, the Lord of Heaven, who guards Guanjiangkou, Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun!"
"I heard that the True Lord has great magical powers and his body has become a saint. Even in the three realms, he has few rivals and is very powerful."
"Don't offend the mountain god."
Nephew of the Jade Emperor.
Erlang shows himself to be the Holy Lord.
Zhang Tian and Monkey looked at each other, then immediately burst into laughter and said in unison, "I have a friend...hahahaha!"
In the dream test arranged by Patriarch Bodhi, he and the monkey had some friendship with Erlang Shen, and were acquainted with the Six Saints of Meishan and the grass-headed gods.
Although it's a dream.
But I think we can get along well in the real world.
If the other party comes, it may be like an offline group of friends. They may not be familiar with each other at first, but after a few words, they will become friends. Maybe they will even sleep in the same bed, hug and kiss each other. How can they fight?
Just as the three of them were drinking.
Then the boy from the foot of the mountain came back again, and said with a depressed look on his face, "Brother Wujing, someone is coming from outside the mountain again, and they are looking for you again."
In the past, this was the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
There might not be anyone coming every three to five months.
Why is it so crowded lately?
It was either this deity or that deity, and they all came to find Senior Brother Wujing.
The monkey on the side laughed loudly, giving him the opportunity to point his finger at Zhang Tian and mock him, "Brother Wujing, you have made a big name for yourself outside. You are even busier than me. Could it be that the underworld sees your great powers and wants to invite you to be the King of Hell?"
"Go away, a monkey's mouth cannot spit out dog teeth!"
Zhang Tian was also depressed.
Thinking that he had been cultivating his mind and character in the mountains, researching and busy writing the book, he only went to Wuzhuang Temple the day before yesterday, and since then he has not had any contact with other people, except for the Southern Dipper Star God, whom he had sought out because he wanted to become an immortal.
Who else is looking for him and what is he doing?
Could it be someone from the Dragon Palace in the West Sea?
When Zhang Tian arrived at the mountain gate, the depression on his face suddenly changed into joy. He said repeatedly, "There was a magpie calling this morning, and I felt that something good was going to happen. It turned out to be an old friend who came to visit. I don't know why the ancestor sent the gods here. I calculated the days, and I'm afraid it's been nearly a year since we last met. I really miss you."
The person coming through the door was no one else.
They are the two divine generals, the tortoise and the snake.
They were the Wuliang Patriarchs, the two guardians following behind the True Lord Zhenwu. They had met Zhang Tian once before but they had never spoken to each other. However, considering their friendship with Zhenwu, they could be considered old friends.
After all, they are the two divine generals, the turtle and the snake.
Isn’t it Zhenwu himself?
The two divine generals, the tortoise and the snake, clasped their hands and said, "My master has killed two evil dragons, slaughtered a willow, fished out some fairy mushrooms and ginseng, and has prepared a banquet. I invite you to come and attend the banquet."
Zhang Tian was suddenly shocked.
Could it be that Zhenwu is getting married? He actually held a banquet for no apparent reason.
He did not give it too much thought. After all, when someone invited him to dinner, there was no reason not to go. What's more, what he was eating was the legendary dragon meat, the extremely powerful beast Xiangliu, and fairy mushrooms and ginseng as side dishes.
Even if you don't invite him.
He also has to go with a thick face.
So Zhang Tian happily followed the two generals and flew away on the clouds, but the direction they were flying seemed to be wrong. It was not heading to Uttarakuru, but to the west.
"Does Patriarch Wuliang have a lover?"
The two divine generals, Turtle and Snake, twitched their lips.
"Could it be that you have a illegitimate child?"
The two divine generals, the tortoise and the snake, remained silent.
"Hiss! Are you inviting me to eat the flesh of golden cicadas? No, no, let me get off the car immediately. I want to get off!"
The two divine generals, the turtle and the snake, were completely confused.
Why are you eating the flesh of cicadas out of nowhere?
The two of them could only whisper to each other, "The True Lord is not in Beijuluzhou killing demons, but in Xiniuhezhou. He was invited by a great magical master to be his guest. Taoist priest, don't worry, it's a good feast."
Zhang Tian thought about it.
I think it's reasonable.
He continued to fly and saw the Taoist temple where the man with great supernatural powers was mentioned by the other party. It was a huge hill, undoubtedly an immortal temple.
There are green pines and cypresses in the south of the mountain.
There are green willows and red peaches on the north side of the mountain.
Mountain birds talk to each other and cranes fly together.
Nearby, there are elks carrying flowers and mountain monkeys offering fruits; in the distance, blue phoenixes and colorful birds are singing. It is worthy of being the place where immortals live.
Zhang Tian looked up and felt that the hilltop was a little strange and looked very familiar. After gazing at it for a while, his eyelids suddenly twitched because he felt that the hilltop looked like a bird's nest.
Geek!
A person's cold laughter suddenly rang in his mind...
"Baby, please turn around!"
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