Quick Attack Gods and Demons Journey to the West

Originally Zhang Tian was still smiling, but when he saw the Southern Dipper Star God opening the Book of Life and Death in front of the monkey, and saying that the monkey's life span was about to end, and his soul would be taken away by the underworld.

He stopped laughing immediately.

He secretly said something bad.

It was because Zhang Tian knew in his heart that the monkey was fearless throughout his life, but there were a few things he must not do. One of them was to curse Patriarch Bodhi in front of the monkey, which would result in certain death.

Another way is to say his nickname "Bimawen" in front of the monkey. This depends on the monkey's mood. Although he will not die, the monkey will definitely be angry with you.

The last one is about the monkey’s lifespan.

After all, the monkey had been the Monkey King in the Water Curtain Cave in the Flower-Fruit Mountain for two or three hundred years, eating and drinking and living a carefree life all day long. It was only because he saw an old monkey die in front of him that he became frightened and crossed the vast East China Sea, the huge Nanshanbu Continent, and then struggled to pass through the Xiniuhe Continent.

No one knows how a monkey could have crossed such a long distance, endured so many cold stares, suffered so many grievances, and walked a journey that was no less than that of Tang Monk's journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, before he finally became the disciple of Patriarch Bodhi in Fangcun Mountain.

The monkey wants to live forever!

He practiced hard just to achieve immortality!

But now the Southern Dipper Star God said in front of the monkey that the other party only had a dozen years left to live, and then he would be taken down to the underworld by the ghosts and demons to suffer the pain of reincarnation. Isn't it equivalent to a peerless beauty looking at you with disdain and making a short, small and weak mocking gesture with two fingers?

No matter how good your character is.

It also comes in red and warm flavors!

As expected, the monkey flew into a rage and took out the Dinghaishenzhen from its ear. It raised its stick and was about to hit him. Fortunately, Zhang Tian was quick-witted and quickly hugged the monkey and shouted to the Southern Dipper Star Lord, "Run, run!"

All you can do is tell the other party to run away.

Red warm monkey.

Even if we go to the West to invite Buddha, it will be of no use. Monkey Bao can even beat Buddha!

The Southern Dipper Star God still had a confused look in his eyes, obviously not knowing why the other party became angry when he was just talking. Perhaps he was a civil servant and subconsciously wanted to reason with the monkey.

But when the monkey's Dinghaishenzhen brushed against him.

The Southern Dipper immediately shut his mouth.

Be honest on the spot.

He ran so fast.

Not a word more to say.

But his heart was still filled with disbelief, "I was almost beaten by a monkey?"

"Still a monkey who hasn't become an immortal?"

"Great Lord, I must have drunk too much at the Peach Banquet yesterday."

Seeing the Southern Dipper Star Lord fleeing far away, Zhang Tian finally breathed a sigh of relief and repeatedly comforted the monkey, "Monkey, are you stupid? You are practicing the ancestor's 72 Earthly Demon Transformations, which gives you 72 magical powers, which means 72 lives. It is the best way to avoid the three disasters. What's the use of your life span?"

The monkey thought: "Hiss! That makes sense!"

He immediately laughed again, his smile was as beautiful as a spring flower, scratching his palm and smiling awkwardly, "Then it was me, Old Sun, who misunderstood the immortal official. Alas, it delayed your immortalization. It's all my fault, Old Sun."

The monkey knew that it was his bad temper that caused the problem, and he apologized to Zhang Tian repeatedly. If an ordinary person encountered such a thing, he would definitely curse at him, after all, this was about becoming an immortal.

As the saying goes: Preventing someone from achieving enlightenment is like killing his parents, not to mention something as important as ascending to heaven.

It's like you finally passed the civil service exam, got the interview, and were about to be hired, but then someone reported you behind your back, saying your family background is bad and your grandfather was in prison...

If you can't come up with the only correct solution.

Then your life changes!

My whole life has been changed!

Bao desperately.

Zhang Tian didn't care. After all, going to heaven and becoming an immortal was not very tempting to him. It was just a position, a position that could increase his lifespan and lengthen his body.

His life span is at least ten thousand years.

Why bother about going to heaven to become an immortal?

Instead of being an immortal official, it would be better to consider what that guy Wutan said and work together to build a new He Liansheng, ah, build a new Da Leiyin Temple.

After all, he is at least the second in command in Buddhism, but if he goes to heaven, he will be worthless. There are heavenly masters and emperors everywhere, and the so-called king of heaven is just a gatekeeper. Even if the Southern Dipper Star God takes care of him, he will probably only be assigned a less busy position as a heavenly soldier and general who can take leave at any time.

Then, more than ten days later, as a soldier.

Monkey: "Hey! Junior brother! Don't die, don't die! I, Sun, hit you with my stick by accident, I didn't know you were in there, don't die!"

Therefore, Zhang Tian did not care too much about the monkey's recklessness. After chatting casually for a few words, they parted ways and found a dark corner, where he smiled an extremely dark smile.

"Marshal Canopy!"

"I have a friend……"

He sat cross-legged on the ground, displaying the future Bodhi Dharma Image, his eyes flashing with endless light, his fingers constantly calculating and deducing, unwilling to be negligent, "The chances of winning are actually 98%! Marshal Tianpeng is so powerful, could it be that he really got in through the backdoor?"

Day two.

"The chance of winning is only 97%. Oh, by the way, Marshal Tian Peng is a marshal after all. He must have participated in the Peach Banquet and eaten the peaches, so his cultivation has improved."

Day three.

"The chances of winning have dropped to 91%. Did Marshal Tianpeng eat nine thousand year old peaches? How come his strength has increased so fast?"

The fourth day, the fifth day, the sixth day, the seventh day.

Zhang Tian kept calculating with his fingers and found that the chances of winning were jumping back and forth. He frowned immediately, thinking that there must be something fishy about this matter.

"I am a kind-hearted person."

"It's just a little thing!"

"It's just like the past, I don't take it to heart at all!"

He silently made another note on the paper.

"I don't hold grudges, really!"

tenth day.

Marshal Tianpeng flew down from the sky with a big belly, and then, followed by many heavenly soldiers, he entered the Dragon Palace in the West Sea in a triumphant manner.

The Dragon King of the West Sea came with the eldest prince Moang to welcome them. They had already prepared the most delicious food and even fine wine, and most importantly, beautiful women.

The upper body is extremely beautiful.

There is also a sexy fish tail in the lower body.

Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and felt dizzy. Amidst the flattery of the crowd, he really felt like a peerless god. He lay there sleeping soundly, and he could feel endless golden light emanating from his eyes, as if something was shining in front of him.

He was about to yell, "Who the hell did you come from, you bastard? How dare you disturb the pleasure of Marshal Tianpeng? I will beat you to pieces!"

I looked up and saw the man clearly.

He was immediately frightened out of his wits.

Marshal Tianpeng's legs softened and he knelt on the ground, trembling and shouting, "Master uncle, I didn't know you were coming, and I'm sorry for not welcoming you..."

"Asshole, I've told you so many times, don't call yourself a jerk when you're out there!"

"Yes, yes, I have met the great Zen Master Wuchao."