Xiuxian: Beautiful Women Like Clouds
Chapter 878 Xuanhuang Pill
"This little beast is having such a blast!" Elder Qiu put his ear to the wall and heard the conversation between the two. His eyes widened and he showed an expression of envy and jealousy.
"Yeah." The other old men looked at each other and nodded unwillingly.
"Why? He doesn't get beaten when he goes in, but I will get beaten when I go in." Fei Cai said with a bloody head and a miserable look on his face.
"You must not have been sincere enough when you expressed your thoughts." Elder Qiu pondered seriously, and after a while, he seemed to have discovered some shocking secret and showed an ecstatic look.
In fact, these were all misunderstandings. Lu Hao had been sitting obediently on the chair. He held the dart in his fingers and aimed it at the wooden board on the wall. Every time he threw it, it hit the center of the bull's eye, making a "puff puff" sound of his heartbeat.
"Brother...you are so great, so awesome!" Weiwei couldn't help but shout in admiration.
"Look, I'll show you the ultimate acceleration!" Lu Hao laughed and shot darts in his hand continuously.
This originally very ordinary sentence completely changed its meaning when heard by several people outside.
"This Weiwei is really slutty. She can say such dirty words in broad daylight." Elder Qiu was stunned, then said with a sour face.
In fact, he was also very attracted to this very beautiful younger generation, but unfortunately she was Mengdie's direct disciple.
"I didn't expect Hao Jian to be so strong that he could even accelerate." Another old man also showed a look of jealousy.
"But then again, why is there only simple conversation sounds inside and no banging sounds?" Fei Cai couldn't help but ask.
"It's coming, it's coming, there's a crash." Elder Qiu saw the ground shaking slightly and the sand and stones were jumping.
"Damn, this is too violent." Fei Cai then saw the houses shaking up and down, as if there was an earthquake.
"Boom!" Finally, the house collapsed in front of everyone's shocked gaze, stirring up a cloud of dust.
All the people who failed to evacuate in time were buried in the rubble, covered in dust and dirt, as if they had just come back from coal mining.
Lu Hao walked out in disheveled clothes, Weiwei's hair was messy and her pretty face had an alluring blush.
"Brother, you are really good at playing. The house has collapsed because of you. Please teach us!" At this moment, several old men were convinced and prostrated to Lu Hao.
"Big brother!" Even Elder Qiu, who was about to pick a fight, stepped forward and called out.
"I gave you a chance, but you were useless and insisted that I take action myself." Lu Hao laughed triumphantly.
He then found a cool place and started bragging again. The old men were fascinated by his boasting. In the end, they laughed so hard that they were sweating profusely. They all fell into deep fantasy and couldn't extricate themselves.
"If you accept the bet, I'll give you these two Xuanhuang Pills!" Elder Qiu threw out a jade box and then left in a hurry.
"Why is this old guy leaving so quickly?" Lu Hao took the jade box and asked with some confusion.
The night was hazy, and there were lights in a nunnery. A nun with a graceful demeanor was gently tapping a wooden fish with a solemn expression.
Although this nun is dressed in gray, her proud figure cannot be concealed. The monk's robe not only does not cover up her beauty, but adds a different charm.
Elder Qiu stared at the nun in front of him with admiration in his eyes. This was the woman he had always liked since he was a teenager.
He looked at the goddess in his heart, and thoughts kept flooding into his mind. They were childhood sweethearts, but they missed each other because he couldn't express himself. The goddess first married his elder brother, and finally married his father, becoming his stepmother. Such a blow made him disheartened.
After the goddess was "ruined" by his elder brother and father, she became disillusioned with the world and became a nun.
He learned a lesson from Lu Hao: if you are thick-skinned, you can have as much fun as you want. If you are thin-skinned as him, even if others have fun, he will not get a share.
"Qiu Ming, why are you here in the middle of the night!" The woman turned her head, revealing her pretty face, and said in a gentle voice.
"Master Mingyue, I want to do this with you tonight..." Elder Qiu imitated Lu Hao's expression and hugged the woman tightly without caring whether she fell or not.
"If you continue to be so rude, I will scream." A look of shame and anger appeared on the nun's face.
"Keep shouting. The more you shout, the more excited I will be." Elder Qiu imitated Lu Haodang's smile.
"Help!" the nun shouted, and soon a large number of strong men surrounded them.
"You married my elder brother first, and then married my father. Why didn't you even give me a chance to take over?" Qiu Ming cried with tears streaming down his wrinkled eyes.
"Because once you miss it, it will never come back!" The nun sighed softly.
In the end, Elder Qiu encountered a fierce siege and was hit by more than a dozen swords before he barely escaped from the dog hole.
"Hao Jian, you little bastard, how dare you cheat me!" Qiu Ming had disheveled hair and eyes filled with anger.
At the same time, several other old brothers of Elder Qiu did the same thing and confessed their true feelings to the people they liked. As a result, they were all beaten up, and their throbbing hearts immediately calmed down a lot.
Late at night, Lu Hao had no intention of sleeping. He was still cleaning the three thousand stone steps, while constantly trying to communicate with the peerless martial arts below.
"You little bastard, how dare you trick us old guys into getting beaten up!" Four old men who were beaten like giant pandas came to Lu Hao and shouted angrily, pulling out all their swords and putting them on his neck.
"Then why did I succeed with Weiwei!" Lu Hao was not panicked at all, and his words left several people speechless.
"Just like advanced magic, some people can master it after practicing it, while others may spend their entire lives trying to figure it out but still never get the hang of it." Lu Hao sighed lightly.
"You mean, you blame us for being too stupid to understand your true meaning!" The four men looked at us unkindly, with murderous intent in their eyes.
"You are not just too stupid, you are as stupid as pigs." Lu Hao sneered.
"How dare you insult the four of us!" The aura of Elder Qiu and his companions continued to surge, and the cold light on their swords kept flickering.
"I told you that you are idiots and you still don't believe me. This time I will kiss the leader's red lips and retreat safely. Do you believe it?" Lu Hao suddenly said shockingly.
This sentence stunned several people instantly. What kind of person was Fairy Mengdie? She was known as the Valkyrie. She could die from a kiss without knowing how she died.
"Boy, if you dare to kiss the leader in public, we will be your younger brothers from now on and will never break our oath." Elder Qiu said directly.
"Okay, it's a deal." Lu Hao laughed and high-fived the old men.
"Boy, let's see how you are killed by the master with one blow!" Several old men sneered when they saw Lu Hao's receding figure.
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