Evil Master and Disciple

"A fine horse for transportation? Shuang'er, that's a great idea! Let's keep each other company in this world, live carefree lives, gallop like a thousand horses, share the prosperity of this great age, sing songs to the wine, express our joy, and seize the glory of our youth..."

Yun Shuang'er and Shen Tianqi were a little stunned.

Why did this guy suddenly start singing?

Although the singing is fast, it seems to be very nice!

Shen Tianqi asked, "Xiaofeng, what song are you singing? Why... is it so strange?"

"The accent is a little strange to you, but don't you think it sounds nice?"

The two girls nodded slowly.

Sanzhier was a little dissatisfied and started to squeak loudly, while supporting his belly with his little paws.

When leaving the cave, the little guy was as bloated as a pregnant woman, but after just a few hours, his stomach had shrunk again.

This made Ye Feng speechless. He stretched out his hand and slapped Sanzhi'er on the head, saying angrily, "Are you a pig? Others can eat a full meal and not be hungry for three days.

Your belly was swollen like a pregnant woman three hours ago, and now it's deflated again?"

Sanzhier seemed to feel that he ate too much and even scratched his head with his little paws in embarrassment.

There is no way, Sanzhier is my adoptive father, I can't let him starve.

So Ye Feng let the two girls rest for a while. He gave the dilapidated temple a simple cleanup, and then took out various camping equipment from the black silk bracelet.

There are pots and pans, wood and charcoal, vegetables, rice, oil, salt... almost everything you can think of.

Eat pig tonight.

The pig was killed by Yue Yinling in the yellow smoke field a few months ago.

Hundreds of wild boars were killed at that time, and all of them were thrown into Ye Feng's black silk bracelet.

The biggest advantage of the storage magic weapon is that there is no time in it.

It will look the same when you take it out as when you put it in, and it will not deteriorate even after hundreds or thousands of years.

Ye Feng chose the smallest pig, washed and skinned it, and then roasted it whole.

The two girls didn't have to do anything. They just sat on a clean little stool, propped up their chins and watched Ye Feng work.

It is said that men who concentrate on their work are the most attractive.

This seems to be well explained.

At least in the eyes of the two girls at this moment, Ye Feng is really handsome now.

While working, Ye Feng was humming the theme song of "My Fair Princess".

There is no way. I will not be able to remember this brainwashing song for a year or two. Once I remember it, I will not forget it easily. I will hum it for at least a long time before it is replaced by another brainwashing song.

Yun Shuang'er said, "Xiao Feng, why haven't we heard the songs you sing? When we were in the bamboo forest behind the mountain, you often sang about being a fox demon who had cultivated for a thousand years, and how life is just a play..."

Ye Feng said: "Shuang'er, these songs do not exist in our world."

Shen Tianqi asked curiously, "It doesn't exist in our world? Then how can you sing?"

"Didn't I tell you last time? After I lost my memory, I often had strange dreams. These songs are all the ones I heard in my dreams... Do you want to learn? I'll teach you!"

The two women looked at each other.

It is said that what you think about every day is what you dream about every night.

What on earth is going on in this guy's mind every day?

I dreamed of beauties I had never seen before, and also of songs.

I really want to rip open his skull and see whether this guy's head is filled with brains or shit.

I'm bored late at night and the roast pig is not ready yet.

Singing to relieve boredom is quite elegant.

Shen Tianqi immediately expressed his desire to learn.

Yun Shuang'er was a little embarrassed.

Ye Feng transformed into a music teacher and sang the entire song to the two girls.

The monks in this world all have amazing memories.

Even the most difficult and obscure cultivation mantras can be memorized word for word by just reading or listening to them once.

The easy-to-understand lyrics of Ye Feng's era were child's play for them.

After just one listen, the two girls memorized all the lyrics.

A moment later, singing was heard from the abandoned Yue Lao Temple in the south of the quiet town.

“When the mountain has no edges.”

“When the river stops flowing!”

"When time stops day and night."

"When all things in the world become nothing."

"I still can't break up with you..."

This is a love song.

It directly hits Yun Shuang'er and Shen Tianqi, two young women who are just beginning to fall in love and it's too late for them to fall in love early.

At first, Yun Shuang'er was a little hesitant, but gradually, she became part of the group.

"Let us live a carefree life with the world as our companion! Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

"Ten thousand horses galloping to share the prosperity of the world! Squeak, squeak, squeak..."

When they were in the back mountain, Sanzhier often sang in harmony with the young master, and now he did it effortlessly and without any sense of incongruity.

At the same time, Yunhai Sect, Xingluo Peak.

Mozhuxuan.

In Fairy Yuying's room.

Fairy Yuying was furious again.

"Shuang'er is so bold! Without even saying hello to your master, you followed a male disciple down the mountain without permission? What kind of behavior is this?!"

Besides her, there were her eldest disciple Jin He and third disciple Nangong Yan in the room.

Nangong Yan whispered, "According to folk slang, it should be called elopement!"

Fairy Yuying glared at Nangong Yan fiercely.

Nangong Yan was so frightened that he shrank his head back and stuck out his tongue.

Jin He said, "Master, Junior Sister... Junior Sister has grown up. Besides, isn't she engaged to Ye Feng? Since she and Ye Feng get along well, then... just let them go!"

"When did the Master acknowledge that engagement? Besides, that engagement doesn't necessarily refer to Shuang'er, there's also Shen Tianqi!

You also said that Shuang'er has grown up now, and Ye Feng has grown up too. If they go down the mountain together as a single man and a single woman to gain experience, who knows what kind of scandal might happen.

One snowdrop has already made me lose face, and now there is another frost.

What's going on? It's only the beginning of winter, and you're all already in heat? Jin He, Yan Er, do you two have any other men out there?

The two girls immediately shook their heads.

Nangong Yan said: "Of course not, Master, you brought me up single-handedly, and I have very high standards. Not every cat or dog can catch my eye. Over the years, I haven't even been attracted to a man!"

Jin He smiled bitterly, then said, "Master, you don't have to worry. When I came back this afternoon, I heard that Shen Tianqi had also gone down the mountain with Junior Sister. Nothing will happen to him."

Fatty Yulong is a person with ulterior motives.

He paid a visit and told Fairy Yuying that her disciple Yun Shuang'er and his best disciple had gone down the mountain together.

Instead, he spent a whole day spreading rumors on Xingluo Peak, telling everyone that his disciple had gone down the mountain to gain experience, and had the beauty Yun Shuang'er by his side. He thought he was so lucky, much better off than when he was young!

Jin He and Nangong Yan learned about this from their disciples when they went out in the afternoon.

Originally, no one in Mozhuxuan believed it.

After all, Yun Shuang'er has such a cold personality, how could she elope with a man?

As a result, after waiting for most of the night, Yun Shuang'er still did not return to the nest like a tired bird. Fairy Yuying then realized that her disciple had really left without saying goodbye and eloped with someone.