Evil Master and Disciple
Chapter 199: Heresy, my master is a toad!
Ye Feng's twisted logic and heresy left the three women stunned.
It took the three women a long time to react.
Shangguan Lan was shocked and said, "This is also possible? You are completely making up your mind. No, it's a heresy."
"Shangguan, if my understanding is wrong, why haven't the Discipline Institute come to trouble me after so many days?
The fact that I can still stand here, drinking tea and chatting with three beautiful senior sisters, proves that my understanding of the sect rules and every word that Fourth Uncle said is completely correct! "
Seeing Ye Feng's mouth corners which were harder to suppress than AK, the three women looked at each other in confusion.
For the good girls in the sect like them, they might never set foot in the Discipline Institute in their entire lives.
If I make a small mistake, it feels like the sky is falling, the earth is sinking, and the little flower dog is gone.
More than a dozen people copied Shangguan Lan's sect rules a hundred times. They were afraid that the people from the Discipline Institute would notice the difference in handwriting, so they asked Shangguan Lan to write it first, and then the other ghostwriters copied it word by word according to his handwriting, and their speed was very slow.
More than a dozen people worked for three full days. After the confinement ended, they immediately handed over the copied sect rules to the Discipline Institute.
They worked themselves to death, their wrists nearly breaking, and were busy for three days, but Ye Feng didn't take the matter to heart at all.
It's time to eat, it's time to drink...
At this moment, the three women all felt that their three days of hard work seemed to have been in vain.
Seeing the stunned expressions of the three women, Ye Feng said with a gloating look on his face, "I didn't expect you to really take that punishment seriously. If I had known this, I should have warned you.
But it doesn't matter. It's just a hundred recitations of the rules. Just treat it as calligraphy practice."
Ye Feng's gloating expression successfully angered the three women.
Fortunately, Ye Feng was experienced and dodged in time, otherwise his two ears would have been killed by Yi Xiaofu and Mei Xuehan.
Shangguan Lan said, "You weren't grounded, and you didn't copy the sect rules. So, you didn't pay the other punishment, the silver compensation."
"No, everyone knows that I, Ye Feng, am the poorest person in Yunhai Sect. What compensation should I get from the five-guarantee households? Should I pay with my life?
But don't worry, Sister Shangguan, all the compensation owed to you will be borne by me. Now I owe the Zhikeyuan tens of thousands of taels of silver, and it has nothing to do with you."
"Aren't you afraid...of having to wash dishes at Yunhai Pavilion?"
"What are you afraid of? If Fu Jinghong dares to ask me to wash dishes, I will wash and smash them one by one... I met that bastard Fu Jinghong the day before yesterday, and he even gave me an IOU and asked me to put my fingerprints on it.
Do you think I'm stupid? Once an IOU is written, it's in black and white and I can't deny it.
Sister Shangguan, you must remember that the most important leader of the Yunhai Sect is the Sect Master. We must unwaveringly implement the Sect Master's words. The words of others can be completely ignored, including our own Master..."
The three girls' eyes widened.
Listening to your words has been like wasting ten years of study.
This kid... is full of evil spirit.
Even his own master's words are treated as fart.
How dare he!
It took a while for the three women to recover from the shock of their completely shattered worldview.
Yi Xiaofu said, "Boy, last time your fat master came to Yunyuju to apologize, he ended up speaking rudely to my master. My master chased him for the entire afternoon."
Ye Feng said: "I heard about this later. My master is a bad person. He apologized but he even flirted with Uncle Yunyu. He said he wanted to be a good role model for his disciples and insisted on marrying Uncle Yunyu.
Uncle Yunyu is the most beautiful woman, and my master is just a toad wanting to eat swan meat! Shameless!
I heard that Uncle Yunyu has announced that we, the master and disciple, are not allowed to get close to Yunyu Residence, otherwise he will break our legs.
Because of Master's little thing, every time I pass by Yunyu Residence, I have to take a detour of thirty feet."
Mei Xuehan smiled and said, "Your master is a toad wanting to eat swan meat, and so are you.
My junior sister is a beautiful girl, and you still want her? You even wrote poems, confessed your love, and dared to kiss the back of my junior sister's hand in public..."
"Hey, Senior Sister Xiaofu, stop talking nonsense! I'm not a toad! Look at my facial features, my looks, my height... I'm a little short, but I'm still growing and can grow taller... Plus, I have eight-pack abs! My master only has one ab; he's a toad, and I'm the agile, handsome Prince Charming!"
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
"Ah!"
Xingluo Peak, Fengling Residence.
Fatty Yulong, who was drinking with Sanzhier, suddenly sneezed three times in a row.
He pinched his nose with his hand and murmured, "Why do I suddenly feel a chill...Isn't someone saying bad things about me behind my back?
Well, it shouldn't happen. I, Huang Youdao, have a kind character and love to help others. I am deeply loved by the disciples of Yunhai Sect. It is absolutely impossible for anyone to say bad things about me behind my back.
Since no one is saying bad things about me, then someone must be thinking of me.
I heard that two golden-haired lion kings from the Western Regions came to the Yihongyuan at the foot of the mountain. Their belly dancing was amazing, and their waists were more flexible than water snakes.
It seems that these two foreign beauties who I have never met are thinking about me..."
Thinking of this, he looked at the sky and it was already dusk.
He picked up the wine gourd and picked up the slightly drunk Sanzhier.
Said: "Ling'er, Xiaoman, I'm going out for a while, I won't be back for dinner tonight..."
Ling'er walked out of the room and said, "Daddy, where are you going?"
Fatty Yulong said, "I've made an appointment with two friends who came from far away. I plan to have a good chat with them tonight. Don't wait for Dad!"
"I know... Sanzhier... Dad! Sanzhier..."
Fatty Yulong didn't hear Huang Ling'er's shouts, and flew away with San Zhier.
Xianling Valley, Tianyu Silk Shop.
Yi Xiaofu and Mei Xuehan looked at Ye Feng bragging and they both smiled knowingly.
Yi Xiaofu stood up and said, "The shop is very busy today, Xuehan and I will go downstairs to help look after the business.
"Little Junior Sister, please chat with this Ye Dabaima."
Ye Feng corrected him, "It's Prince Charming Ye."
Yi Xiaofu shook her head and chuckled, then walked downstairs with Mei Xuehan.
Although their master said that Master Ye Feng and his disciples were forbidden to enter Yunyu Residence, he did not forbid the disciples from interacting with each other.
The gossip about Ye Feng and Shangguan Lan has been circulating for a long time.
As senior sisters, they naturally had to consider the happiness of their younger sisters, so they left tactfully, leaving the two of them alone.
As soon as the two girls left, the atmosphere became a little awkward.
It was Ye Feng who was thick-skinned and spoke first to break the silence.
"Shangguan, why are you three sisters coming to Xianling Valley together today?"
Shangguan Lan said, "Business in the shop has been very good recently, especially in the evening. We are too busy to handle it, so Master asked us to come over in the afternoon to look after it.
Why...why did you come here?"
"I've opened a shop in the north... I plan to open it the day after tomorrow. After I finished signing up today, I came over to see how the preparations are going."
Shangguan Lan didn't pay attention to Ye Feng's shop. Instead, she frowned slightly and said, "You signed up for the inner sect fighting competition."
"Yeah, there are a lot more people today. I waited in line for nearly two hours before I was able to sign up. Shangguan, why didn't you sign up today?"
"A lot of people signed up today, but there will be fewer tomorrow. I'll go again tomorrow."
Shangguan Lan said softly.
Then he said, "Ye Feng, you...why did you sign up for this?"
Ye Feng was stunned and said, "Of course we'll go to the arena and fight."
Shangguan Lan asked, "Aren't you worried?"
"Worried? What are you worried about?" Ye Feng felt that Shangguan Lan's words were a bit strange.
Shangguan Lan said, "You have a bad reputation in the Yunhai Sect. You've offended so many people. If you go up to the ring... I'm afraid you'll be carried down."
"Ah, you're talking about this. I, Ye Feng, am a man of integrity. Even if I can't eat from five different cauldrons, I'll still cook from them! How can I be that timid rat?
Besides, if you can't win, you'll just get beaten up, right? It's no big deal. I get beaten up all the time.
If you go to the ring, you will be beaten. If you don’t go to the ring and get into trouble, you will also be beaten.
Since I'm going to be beaten anyway, why don't I try it in the ring?
Maybe I'll be lucky and my opponents in the first two rounds won't be strong, so I can beat them up fair and square! Haha..."
At the beginning, Shangguan Lan was indeed shocked by Ye Feng's masculinity, but the more this kid talked, the more outrageous it became. The young hero who was not afraid of life and death turned into a despicable person in an instant.
Shangguan Lan shook his head and smiled bitterly.
She picked up a cup of tea, took a sip, and glanced at Ye Feng.
Said: "Ye Feng, I want to ask you something."
"what's up."
"Those two poems...were you really the one who wrote them for me?"
"Of course! Your eldest cousin took these two poems and ran down the mountain to consult many Confucian scholars. They have confirmed that these two poems have never appeared in this world. Even if I didn't write them, I can still write them!"
"I still don't believe it." Shangguan Lan shook his head. "From what I know, you've always been an unlearned and unlearned scoundrel. How could you possibly write such... such beautiful poetry?"
Ye Feng thought to himself that Shangguan Lan was quite good at judging people.
He actually realized that he was a big fool!
Seeing Ye Feng remained silent, Shangguan Lan said softly, "I will only believe you if you write me another one right now."
He laughed dryly and said, "Poetry and prose are all about expressing your feelings, but I don't feel that way right now..."
"Then you lied to me!"
"This……"
Ye Feng now feels like he is riding a tiger and is in a difficult situation, with no tears to cry.
He could see that Shangguan Lan liked scholars.
Looking at Shangguan Lan's expectant eyes, Ye Feng fell in love with her instantly.
He said, "Okay, I'll just write another one."
Shangguan Lan couldn't hide her joy and said, "I'll set the questions this time."
"This... is fine!"
Ye Feng thought that he was familiar with the Three Hundred Tang Poems, so no matter what question Shangguan Lan asked, he should be able to find a corresponding one in the Three Hundred Tang Poems.
Shangguan Lan rested his chin on his hand, thought for a moment, and said, "Then let's use my name as the title."
"Lan..."
Ye Feng scratched his head and fell into deep thought.
(There is another chapter later, which is added because of the 933 five-star reviews. Ah!!)
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