Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Hide, it's time for my lunch break."

The Green Bull Demon lifted the thin quilt on the couch, lay down with his clothes on, and soon began to snore loudly.

A little pheasant goblin was guarding his bedside, with a few colorful chicken feathers standing on its head.

Seeing that Tang Shan was staring at him curiously, Xiao Shanji smiled and nodded kindly.

Surprise! This Green Bull Demon's subordinates are so polite.

Tang Shan asked quietly, "Excuse me, what are you responsible for?"

She pointed to the bed and asked, "Are you here to watch your king sleep?"

The little pheasant took advantage of the moment when the snoring stopped and said, "I am the pheasant bell responsible for waking up the king."

Tang Shan: Uh, Pheasant Clock... Why does this name have a kind of reasonable yet weird compromise feeling?

"Then how do you know the exact time?"

"Count the snoring." The little pheasant pointed at the Green Ox Demon. "The king only needs to snore three hundred times during each nap. That's enough for me to wake him up."

Tang Shan was so shocked that her mouth opened wide.

Counting snoring?

Who invented this method of measuring time?

Could it be that the Bull Demon saw that the little goblin had nothing to do and specially gave him a job?

The work and rest schedule of this Heavenly Court is quite regular. You can sleep whenever you want and even snore after 300 sleeps.

"Then you continue counting, I'm going to go out for a walk."

The little pheasant nodded and continued to count the hairs on its body with its head down.

Each snoring sound is like one hair, so counting to three hundred is just right.

Question: How many hairs does a pheasant spirit have on its body?

How many times does he have to watch the Green Bull Demon take a nap to complete this calculation?

Tang Shan wandered out of the cave bored.

I was planning to play a game of Ba Duan Jin to exercise my body.

I glanced at the corner of my eye and saw a noise in the grass not far away.

Looking closely, I saw that the grass was shaking in an abnormal trajectory, and the rustling sound made by the collision became more and more rapid.

Tang Shan, who was skilled and courageous, walked towards there with a high-voltage electric baton in one hand and super concentrated pepper spray in the other.

"what!"

"Acridine!"

Bajie's huge body took all the attacks.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse appeared behind Bajie with lingering fear.

White Dragon Horse: "See, I told you it's safer to follow Second Brother."

Sha Monk: "Thank goodness I listened to you."

Tang Shan pushed aside the haystack and found that they were her three apprentices.

Of course, the seriously injured Bajie had fallen to the ground and was unconscious.

The second before he completely passed out, he was still thinking about the money he lost playing mahjong.

What an inspiring yet tragic pig story.

In order to get back the money that was cheated from him, he was willing to overcome his fear of death and come to the demon cave to find his master.

Of course, the fact that his weapon was still in the hands of the Green Bull Demon also played a role in pushing him over.

When the master and the disciple meet, there is a world of difference between ice and fire.

Representatives of enthusiasm: White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng approached Tang Shan with grievance and patience.

It is worth mentioning that the White Dragon Horse accidentally stepped on Bajie when passing by him.

I don’t know what he will think when he wakes up and sees the black footprints on his body.

"Master, you finally came to see us."

"We haven't seen you for so long, we all miss you so much..."

The calm and rational Tang Shan was a little confused. Wasn’t it just half a day?

Does time flow differently for everyone?

Besides, it seems like you guys came to find me...

Tang Shan looked behind them and asked, "Where's Kong Kong?"

I looked up at the white clouds again, but there were no white clouds in the sky.

Both Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse had strange expressions.

"Big Brother," Sha Seng hesitated to speak.

"He might be in a bad mood for a few days a month, so he goes back to Huaguo Mountain to visit the monkeys."

Tang Shan frowned: "Really?"

She pulled out her phone and asked, "Hello? Huaguoshan Tourism Co., Ltd."

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse were startled. When did the master install a telephone there?

It's over. If the eldest brother wasn't there, the truth would have been revealed.

There was a lot of noise on the other end of the phone, and I could vaguely hear a customer asking for a few glasses of iced peach soda.

"Dear customer, I, Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave telephone hotline operator number 9527, will be serving you. How may I help you?"

The voice is gentle and delicate, each word is clear, neither too slow nor too slow.

Tang Shan nodded in satisfaction. Only with good service quality can we attract more customers and earn more money.

Sha Seng and Bai Longma leaned against Tang Shan's cell phone tightly, please, the eldest brother must be here.

"I am Tang Sanzang. Has your king returned home?"

There was a pause of one second, and the voice immediately became more respectful.

"Report to Chairman Tang, didn't our king follow you on the quest for scriptures?"

"The king has never returned since you left last time."

"Is that so? I'll hang up now."

"Chairman, wait a minute. This quarter's dividends have been announced. Your portion is five hundred thousand taels of gold. How much is this..."

"Wow~" Tang Shan's eyes were shining like gold.

"I'll send someone to get it right away!"

She smiled so hard her gums almost showed.

After hanging up the phone, Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse stood straight, staring at each other.

"Third Brother, you go."

"Junior brother, you should go."

The dragon will fly faster.

"I go!"

Bajie on the ground suddenly jumped up with a somersault.

When I get to Huaguo Mountain, I will enjoy myself for a few days.

Anyway, I don’t have any weapons at hand right now, so I might as well take it as a vacation.

When the time comes, I will tell the master that the stuff is heavy and the weather is bad, so it took some time.

Before even going there, Bajie had already planned the entire itinerary in his mind.

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: If someone shows you kindness without any reason, he is either a traitor or a thief.

In the past, when he encountered such a thing, he would either pretend to be deaf or feel pain, but this time he suddenly became active.

Tang Shan was also stunned. She looked at Bajie in confusion.

Has he changed his ways? Has he changed from being lazy and gluttonous to being hardworking and dedicated?

Bajie pretended to sigh and said, "Since my eldest brother is away, I should take up the responsibility to protect my master. However, withdrawing money is a serious matter. What if we encounter robbers on the way?"

He raised his sleeve to wipe the traces of pepper spray from his face.

"Although I'm not as powerful as Monkey Brother, I'm not weak at all. With my protection, your gold will be safe, Master."

Bajie is indeed an expert at observing people’s expressions and what he said was spot on, hitting the mark exactly what the money-grubber was thinking.

"Besides," he turned and looked at Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse.

"I am their senior brother, so I should be more protective of the young ones."

Bajie opened his mouth wide in a smile, trying to make his smile look genuine and trustworthy.

What do you think? My respect for the elderly and love for the young has impressed you and moved you to tears.

Please praise me and send me out on business. I don’t want to stay at this demon’s door for a moment.

Tang Shan rubbed his chin and thought. It was not convenient for him to leave Jindou Mountain at the moment, and he didn't know where Wukong had gone.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse are well-behaved and obedient, so it's better to send Bajie out to prevent him from talking too much and causing trouble.

Just like that, Bajie turned around and flew away happily without stopping.

Yo, Lao Zhu’s happy life is coming~