Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

On the mobile phone, there is the underground organization work group of the Tang Dynasty Jingtian Group.

Bajie: (love heart) Good evening!

Lao Sha: Good evening, Second Brother (salute), why are you still awake so late (question mark doll)

Goku:?

Tang Shan:?

Bajie Q Laosha: I've been doing hard labor all day, I'm exhausted (crying and breaking down)

Bajie Q Wukong: (a pile of shit + a bomb)

Bajie Q Tang Shan: Master, I have already infiltrated the enemy (proud), there are many monks imprisoned here doing hard labor (sigh).

Tang Shan: Tell me the details (smiles).

Bajie: I was pretending to be asleep when I heard a monk couldn't stand the suffering and wanted to commit suicide. I wanted to save him, but guess who showed up? (laughs maliciously)

Tang Shan: How about you guess first whether I want to cut you or not? (Smiles)

Wukong: (Eating watermelon)

Lao Sha: (Eating melon)

Bajie: He is one of the six Dings and six Jias who take turns to protect the master and the guardian of the religion.

Tang Shan: Huh? They have part-time jobs? I thought I was the only one (sad)

Bajie: I overheard that there were originally more than 2,000 monks, but now there are only more than 500 left. Those few refused to let them commit suicide, saying that we can save them when we come to seek Buddhist scriptures.

Tang Shan: (sweating) You don’t let them die, and you don’t save them, you just let them wait (speechless)

I’m afraid these gods also have some opinions about monks.

Wukong: Are we the so-called cheap labor? (Angry)

Lao Sha: They are really not kind (sigh)

Bajie: Master, when will you come to rescue us? (dog head dog head)

Tang Shan: Share your location.

Mobile phone screen: Sanqing Temple

Bajie: Master? Monkey King? Lao Sha?

Bajie: Where are the people? (Eyes)

Bajie: Are you there? (Minion question mark)

Bajie: Where have you been? Did you come to save me? (Laughing)

The phone keeps vibrating...

Lao Sha: "Master, are we going to rescue Second Brother?"

Tang Shan looked in the direction of the Taoist temple. The lights were bright yellow and she could faintly hear the sound of chanting.

She yawned and said, "Let's get some sleep first. It will be easier to take action later at night."

The three of them put on eye masks and slept soundly on the bed.

Bajie on the other end of the phone: Why did no one reply after I sent so many messages?

Are they doing something else behind my back?

The straw beneath me scratched my delicate skin...

Bajie used his unlimited imagination within a limited and narrow space.

He even imagined that Tang Shan and the others had found new disciples and went to Leiyin Temple together with laughter.

Even Chang'e, who was far away in the Moon Palace, thought about it.

The phone remained eerily silent.

After sleeping for two or three hours, Tang Shan was finally woken up by the alarm clock.

I'm so sleepy, why don't I let Bajie wait for another day...

Lao Sha is already dressed and ready to go at any time.

Wukong was not a sleepy person to begin with, and the two of them stared at Tang Shan's sleeping posture with their brows slightly frowned.

How can you twist your body into a twisted knot while sleeping in the "Spread Your Legs" position?

Also, why are Master's pajamas girly pink...

The three of them climbed over the wall under the cover of night, but their nightgowns seemed to be of little use under the bright moonlight.

"Master, wait a moment. I'll go in and open the door first."

Wukong flew into the high wall with a whoosh.

As soon as he landed, he saw Tang Shan and Sha Seng.

Huh? Did I just fly out again?

"Master, this was a mistake. Please allow me to fly again."

Tang Shan and Sha Seng watched Wukong fly back and forth several times.

"Master, there's something strange about this door!"

"No."

"Have!"

"No."

"Have!"

Tang Shan and Lao Sha walked past Wukong and headed into the house. "I have the master key."

Wukong...

I was like a monkey jumping up and down for people's amusement.

Several people entered the temple.

Fresh fruits and cakes are offered under the statues of the Three Pure Ones.

I have to work overtime late at night, so I should have some midnight snack to replenish my energy.

Tang Shan reached out and took the offerings on the table.

"Master, isn't it inappropriate for us to steal the offerings from the Three Pure Ones like this?"

Lao Sha clasped his hands together and kowtowed to the statue of the Three Pure Ones, saying, "Don't blame the master, he is just hungry."

Wukong smiled and picked up the fruit on the table and took a bite.

"Junior brother, you are so tall and strong, but why are you so timid?"

Tang Shan was already holding a bowl of pastries and enjoying the feast.

"Lao Sha, although I am not familiar with Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Tianzun, we can at least have Taishang Laojun's portion, right?"

Seeing that Sha Seng was still hesitating, Tang Shan said: This old Sha is too upright.

"If you still don't eat, I'll take you to Tushita Palace to ask Taishang Laojun if he'll let you eat."

Wukong stopped laughing because the Jade Emperor had not come to settle the score with him for taking away a room full of pills last time.

Sha Seng caught a glimpse of the eldest brother's oppressive look.

In the end, the three of them gnawed the tribute into pieces.

Tang Shan also took out her cell phone to take a photo and posted it in the work group.

Wukong, Lao Sha and Tang Shan raised the food in their hands and made a V sign to the camera.

Bajie on the other end of the phone heard the phone vibrate.

The originally hungry and tired body was suddenly filled with strength.

It must be Master and the others who came to save me.

When he opened the message, the freshly released photos of the evening dinner appeared in Bajie's eyes.

At the right moment, my stomach rumbled.

It was like playing a cruel chapter for him who was stunned and broken at this moment.

If Love Forgets...

No one understands my heart...

Bajie raised his head, trying hard not to let his tears fall.

Those happiness~ let them arrive for me~

A monk who was sleeping next to him suddenly kicked him.

"You're not sleeping late at night, so you just squat there and disturb people's sweet dreams."

The tragic angle that Bajie had finally found was suddenly interrupted.

He squatted in the corner in despair, turning a straw in his hand.

Be mean to me, draw a circle and curse you...

On the other side, Tang Shan and her companions stretched out on the mat to rest after eating and drinking their fill.

"Huh~ My stomach is about to explode~"

Tang Shan touched her bulging belly and felt sleepy after eating.

Sha Seng burped, "Master, we seem to have forgotten something."

He scratched his head and tried to recall.

It turns out that people can't eat too much, otherwise their heads will be filled with food and they won't be able to think.

Wukong couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

"Master, don't go to sleep yet. We still have to go get Bajie."

Sha Seng suddenly realized, "Oh, right, we are here to save Second Brother."

He slapped his head and wondered how he could forget what he was eating.

"Who's in there?"

Suddenly, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the door.

Oh no, I was caught eating secretly.

Tang Shan immediately flipped over and quickly got behind the statue.

Seeing this, Wukong and Sha Seng immediately followed suit.

Squeaky~

A young Taoist holding a lantern opened the temple door.

There was no trace of a human being anywhere, only a mess on the ground.

The remains of the tribute were scattered all over the place, and a faint rustling sound could be heard.

The Taoist priest held up the lantern and shone it on the statue in the temple.

As the candlelight flickered, the statue grew two heads!

The head that was tilted to one side suddenly turned and looked at him, "Hehehe~"

"Ah! There's a ghost!"