Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan rolled her eyes. Can't you see that I'm in danger myself?

I'm not Sun Wukong who can just pull out a few monkey hairs and turn them into myself.

No, I don’t have any hair at all now.

The system's cold, mechanical voice continued, "There's still half an hour until Zhu Bajie is steamed to death. Wukong's health is still at 70%."

"Host, please act quickly."

Tang Shan...

I felt like a tool being manipulated ruthlessly.

"Master, hurry up and leave. We will cover you."

White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng picked up their weapons and stood in front.

Tang Shan was a little touched, but not much.

As a person with extremely poor direction, how many steps can you take in someone else's territory?

There was no other way but to use his unique skill and talk nonsense with his eloquent tongue.

"Jinjiao, do you still remember the days when we watched the fire burn together in Tushita Palace?"

"I'm your good brother, Steel Horn!"

King of the Golden Horn: Huh?

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: Uh...

Xiao Yao: Huh? There's a big melon!

Jinjiao's doubtful gaze was fixed on the shiny silver stainless steel prosthetic horns on Tang Shan's head.

When did he get this new good brother? How come he doesn’t even know about it?

"You" he pointed at Tang Shan's head, "Steel Horn?"

"I don't have any impression of you at all."

Could this person be trying to trick him?

Tang Shan pretended to be helpless and sighed, then quietly pulled the White Dragon Horse and Sha Seng behind her.

"Back then, Taishang Laojun had three alchemy furnaces. You were in charge of the gold furnace, Yinjiao was in charge of the silver furnace, and I was in charge of the largest, the steel furnace!"

"That's the one that was later broken by Sun Wukong." Tang Shan helped Jinjiao recall.

King Jinjiao was full of caution and suspicion at first, but after hearing what Tang Shan said, he put aside some of his concerns.

Not many people knew the identities of himself and his brother, but the person in front of him could tell them accurately.

Tang Shan noticed that Jinjiao's eyes began to waver and waver.

She pressed on with her victory, "The Three Brothers of Fire, Gold, Steel and Silver, what a cool name."

Now King Jinjiao was completely confused. It sounded like that was the case.

"Then why don't I remember you?"

How could such a deep friendship be completely forgotten?

"Alas, my furnace was destroyed and I was dying. My master was afraid that you would be sad, so he erased your memories."

"Actually, I was your white moonlight before you lost your memory."

Tang Shan raised her hand to wipe away the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, and spoke with sincerity.

It makes everyone who hears it sad and listens to it cry, and everyone is moved.

In addition to Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse, Master's acting skills are getting better and better.

"You stinky monkey, it must be hard to be pressed down by three huge mountains."

"Humph, it's far inferior to Tathagata's."

Wukong was so depressed that he was fuming, but he still insisted.

This monster actually has such magical powers. If my master is captured, how can I save him?

He ignored the discomfort of having his internal organs pressed down and instead became anxious about his master's safety.

At this anxious moment, I heard a group of people walking towards this side from afar.

"Brother, look who I brought here."

Wukong and Yinjiao looked over at the same time.

Jinjiao was leading Tang Shan and Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse here affectionately.

Wukong winked at them and said, "Go away, why are you still here?"

Tang Shan saw blood oozing from the corners of Wukong's eyes, mouth and nose.

It's obvious that it's being pressed down by a heavy object.

She couldn't help but feel a little distressed. How painful it must be, and yet he endured it without a sound.

I don’t know whether I need to do some rehabilitation exercises to get better in the future.

Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse lowered their heads, not daring to look towards Wukong.

I was afraid that the goblin would notice the emotions on my face if I wasn't careful.

They believed that the master would definitely find a way to rescue the eldest and second brothers.

Jinjiao repeated Tang Shan's words to Yinjiao.

The two were very happy and shouted that they wanted to catch Tang Seng and eat his meat together.

Tang Shan said with a forced smile, "I heard that you have captured Tang Sanzang's apprentice and are cooking him now."

Silver Horn and Golden Horn laughed, "We didn't expect to catch him so easily."

"Let's go and take a look together."

Tang Shan suggested: "Why not take this monkey with us? If he sees his fellow apprentice being eaten by us, he might tell us where Tang Sanzang is."

Yinjiao tilted his head and thought about it, and it made sense.

They removed the three mountains from Wukong's shoulders, tied him up with golden ropes, and brought him back to the hall.

Speaking of Bajie, he felt that he was about to meet Grandma Pig and Grandpa Pig.

Why hasn’t the master come to save him yet?

"Ding! Ten minutes left."

Tang Shan quickly walked to the steamer and reached out to lift the lid, pretending to be curious.

With his other hand, he pulled out a water gun from his robe and started spraying water at the firewood under the stove.

Bajie opened his eyes weakly.

The master with two stainless steel horns on his head was like a belated light that finally saved him from the water and fire.

Although, it came a little late.

"Master" just uttered a word from his mouth.

Tang Shan stuffed the scallion next to him into his mouth and said, "Put more, it will be more flavorful."

She pretended to be surprised and said, "How did the fire go out? Is there a leak in the pot?"

Finally, with Tang Shan's operation, the King of Golden Horn and the King of Silver Horn decided to capture Tang Monk and cook him together.

At this time, the nine-tailed fox, the godmother of Jinjiao and Yinjiao, walked slowly towards them, smoking a big pipe.

"Godmother, please take a seat."

Her sharp, narrow eyes were fixed on Tang Shan.

"You invited me to eat Tang Monk's flesh, but why can't I smell the aroma of meat?"

Jinjiao: "His disciples are all here, he definitely can't get far."

Silver Horn: "Don't worry, mother, we will catch him soon."

Wukong and Zhu Bajie were tied to a pillar not far away.

The two brothers dislike each other.

"Brother Monkey, you've got a day like this too."

Zhua Bajie sneered coldly, he was so arrogant normally, but now he was still tied up here.

"What do you know? That monster is very powerful. It's all my fault for not paying attention and falling into his trap."

"Even you are helpless, what should we do now?"

Bajie lowered his head in frustration and groaned miserably.

Unexpected situations suddenly arise.

Tang Shan's Qiankun bag was too full and the banana fan accidentally fell out.

Silver Horn glanced at the ground.

Huh? I put the fan under my pillow, why is it here?

He picked up the fan and fanned himself gently.

Tang Shan's mask and stainless steel corners were suddenly blown off.

Lushan's true face was instantly exposed to all the monsters.

At this moment, the air seemed to be stagnant, oppressive and dead.

Golden Horn and Silver Horn: How can this horn fall off by itself?

Why does he look so much like Tang Monk...

Wukong and Bajie: It’s over, our last hope is shattered.

Sha Seng and White Dragon Horse: What should we do? We can’t win.

Tang Shan smiled awkwardly and said, "Let's get this straight. I won't pretend anymore."

"I am the Tang Sanzang you are looking for!"