Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 330 Final Chapter (End)

"Tang Shan...Tang Shan...wake up!"

"The big boss is staring at you! Hurry up and get up!"

The rapid and suppressed voice seemed to have crossed centuries, broken through layers of barriers, and implanted itself into her brain.

Tang Shan moved her neck and arms instinctively like an old robot.

"hiss--"

It hurts! It’s so numb!

My mind was in a mess, all kinds of memories filled my head, and my brain nerves ached slightly.

She slowly opened her eyelids, and all the colleagues in the conference room were staring at her with a half-smile on their faces.

After being accustomed to the clothing worn by ancient people, seeing the uniform black and white work clothes now seems like a world away.

"Cough cough!"

The big boss sitting above coughed heavily, and under the thick glasses were a pair of eyes filled with suppressed anger.

"The company hired you to work, not to sleep while working."

He had a certain meaning, and everyone knew it.

Tang Shan's eyebrows were twisted into a knot. She was wearing it back?!

"If you continue to work with this attitude next time, I will hand in my resignation!"

The big boss stood up and left, and the chair scraped against the ground, making a sharp sound, like a sharp blade, piercing people's ears and hurting them.

Tsk!

Yes, it’s that familiar feeling of being treated like a slave.

Some colleagues gloat over others' misfortune, some watch from the sidelines, and some take advantage of others' misfortune.

Xiaoling, the colleague sitting next to Tang Shan who had been calling her to get up, was holding her chin and looking at her curiously.

"Shan, why do I feel like your temperament has changed so much after a good sleep?"

She pinched Tang Shan's face with her fingertips, looked left and right, and found that her eyebrows and eyes were somewhat androgynous, with a calm and detached texture.

Could it be that sleeping during a meeting helps beautify your complexion?

Ding-dong-

Your xx account has earned tens, hundreds, millions, trillions, and billions...yuan.

Tang Shan turned off her cell phone, a gleam in her eyes, and great joy impacted every cell in her body.

She curled her lips and said, "Ling, I am actually the daughter of the richest man in the world who is now living abroad."

"what?"

Xiaoling moved her hand from pinching her face to her forehead. She said, "You don't have a fever, do you? You've started talking nonsense..."

The deputy manager, who was about to step out of the meeting room, turned around and sneered, "It's the nerves of a wealthy family."

After saying that, she walked away in her high heels, leaving Xiaoling and Tang Shan alone in the meeting room.

"Hey, are you two going to leave or not?"

The company's cleaning lady came to clean up on time with a rag.

When Tang Shan passed by her, she took out two red grandpas and said, "Go, clean my workstation for me."

"Okay, boss, I'll go right away."

"Wow~" Xiaoling's eyes were full of stars. "When did you become so generous?"

Tang Shan sat down at her workstation, turned on her computer and started typing.

"Resignation letter?!"

Xiaoling exclaimed, attracting the attention of people around her.

She leaned down sheepishly and asked in a low voice, "Are you serious?"

"You'll know whether it's true or not later."

It was noon when I walked out of the company.

The warm winter sun pours down on my body, making me feel cozy.

"Master, look at this"

Tang Shan's breath hitched and her heart seemed to skip a beat.

She quickly turned around, looking for the source of the sound.

A well-mannered young man and a gray-haired man walked by, chattering.

"Master, I think this chip technology..."

As the figure walked away, Tang Shan, who was standing at the company door, laughed at herself. What was she expecting?

I don’t know what my apprentice is doing right now.

"Have you heard? The monkey went to the underworld and caused trouble in the Purple Bamboo Forest again yesterday."

The heavenly soldiers guarding the South Gate of Heaven have started another round of their daily routine of slacking off and chatting at work.

"A demon can be enthroned as a Buddha, what else can he be dissatisfied with? What is he making such a fuss about?"

"He insisted that a strange creature had taken over his master's body, and he kept calling the King of Hell to find the little ghost and asked Guanyin to find a way to summon the soul."

"It's strange to say, at the time, they seemed to have a very good relationship between master and disciple, but after obtaining the scriptures, none of the disciples went to the Tang Dynasty to look for Tang Monk."

"I guess it's just a partnership to seek the truth together. There's no real love between us."

Laojun rode by on his ox, and he said with a stern face, "One or two, there's no need to do anything. What nonsense are you talking about!"

The two heavenly soldiers fell silent instantly.

Niu Niu carried Lao Jun to the Western Paradise, "Master, is what they said true?"

"If you fly any slower, Tathagata's slap will come down."

Laojun looked towards the west, not knowing what the master and disciple were doing.

These days, Wukong leads Lao Sha and whenever they see something beautiful, fun, or golden, they just grab it, no matter who it is.

The third son of the Dragon King of the West Sea does nothing but raise pearls in the deep sea with his shrimp soldiers and crab generals every day.

As for Zhu Bajie, he gave up his job as the altar cleaner and went back to Gao Village to work as a nanny for his ex-wife Gao Cuilan, taking care of her children with her current husband.

"Alas~" Laojun touched his white beard and shook his head. However, Tang Seng finally looked like a holy monk.

"Old Vajra, please let me in to see Tathagata."

The gatekeeper looked as pale as death. Why is he here again?

Ah Nuo and Jiaye hid in the corner and watched the show, "How many times has this happened? Isn't his master in the Tang Dynasty? Why is he looking for a master here?"

"They say the Buddha took their master's soul away, but now this is fake, and they're making a fuss about it every day."

Wukong and Lao Sha each stared at a King Kong statue, "Speak!"

"Brother!"

"Brother Monkey!"

Bajie and Xiaobai dropped from the sky and asked, "Why, you won't let me in?"

Wukong waved his hand, "Don't even mention it. I won't even open the door."

The two great Vajras are impartial and just, and Tathagata has already issued a decree not allowing them to act recklessly.

One year into the book, Tang Shan outside the book had just had lunch.

After all this trouble, the disciples waited for six or seven years but their master still didn't come looking for them. They were so anxious that they looked for gods and prayed to Buddhas everywhere. Others just thought they had gone crazy from seeking the scriptures.

Bajie smoothed his clothes that were wrinkled by the child and said, "Brother Monkey, you used to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!"

He looked up at the plaque of Leiyin Temple. Could it be that if the Heavenly Court could attack, the Western Paradise could not?

Sha Seng's pupils trembled, his fingers pinched the corner of his clothes, and he lowered his voice and asked: "Could it be that we want to..."

Why has Second Brother become even braver?

Wukong was so anxious that he scratched his head and rubbed his hands, "No, no, no."

The master had worked so hard to save him from suffering, but now he's made the same mistake again. He'd probably be angry when he saw him coming back.

Bajie originally thought that he would be respected by others after returning with complete merit.

Who would have thought that when the master was not around, all kinds of gods and demons would come and laugh at him.

Two years ago, Princess Iron Fan and Princess Jade Face wanted to visit their master together, but they were turned away before they could even enter the temple.

"Alas~" Bajie shook his head, and all the monsters thought that they were implicated because they had offended their master.

"Brother Monkey, have you forgotten what your master told you?"

Bajie continued to persuade him patiently.

"Just hit whoever you want to offend?"

"That's right!" Bajie clapped his hands and the others discussed it together.

If they get into trouble and offend Tathagata, the master will definitely come back.

If Tang Shan knew that her apprentice had such profound logic and unique thought processes, she would be so happy that she would vomit blood.

So, as Laojun and Niu Niu were moving forward at a high speed, a huge palm with golden light suddenly appeared above the western sky.

Five fingers spread out, with overwhelming force.

Laojun: oh no——

Niu Niu: Damn!

According to legend, there is a small hill at the foot of Lingshan Mountain, named Wuzhi Mountain.

There are four demons at the foot of the mountain.

"Brother Monkey, was this the living environment you lived in back then?"

Bajie was feeling uncomfortable from being pressed down, his fat intestines and fat meat were squeezed into one piece, and he felt extremely oppressed.

Although he turned into a pig that year, at least he still had food and drink in Gao Laozhuang, a high bed with soft pillows, and a girl to sleep with.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai were like good students who had been led astray. They looked around with confused and melancholy eyes. Was the master coming?

Wukong yawned skillfully, and the long-lost feeling of being exploited came back.

"Brother," Wukong asked the neighboring souls on both sides, "If Master doesn't come, have you thought about what to do?"

We can't just wait like this.

Forehead………………

It's quiet here for a minute.

Bajie's pig-killing voice suddenly echoed through the bottom of the mountain, "Master——"

"Help!!!!"

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai thought this was the process of summoning the master's soul, and they all shouted: "Master, help me--"

The chanting of the Buddha Vajra in the entire Lingshan Mountain can never drown out the shouts from the people below the mountain.

Tathagata stared with dead fish eyes, and Guanyin had a dead fish face, everything was self-evident.

"Go, take them away." Tathagata narrowed his eyes and turned to signal Guanyin.

Guanyin received the order, turned around, raised the corners of her mouth, and a cunning flashed in her eyes.

Haha~ One day it will fall into her hands.

"No!!!"

Guanyin approached step by step with a gloomy smile.

"Help, Master—"

Guanyin raised her hand, and the sunlight shone behind her, and the shadow on the ground looked like a Rakshasa.

"Hehehe—I'm afraid your master won't be able to make it in time."

As soon as he finished speaking, the shadows on the ground disappeared, the sun hid in the dark clouds, a rainstorm was about to come, and the wind started to rise.

"When my disciple calls me, I will always come."

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