Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

In the capital of Baoxiang Kingdom, the streets were bustling with people and noisy.

"Master, do you feel that the people around us are looking at us strangely?"

Zhu Bajie came close to Tang Shan, turning his head around.

The originally bustling and crowded main road was given an empty area for them.

The people pointed at them and talked about them.

"These guys must be goblins. They look so scary."

"That monk looks quite handsome, but why is there a beautiful young lady by his side? Could it be..."

A burst of malicious laughter.

Tang Shan saw ridicule, sarcasm, confusion and disgust in these people's eyes.

Wukong walked in front, holding up an iron rod and sneering, "You are the demons, your whole family are demons!"

"I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. Your great-grandfather's great-grandfather's great-grandfather... everyone must kowtow to me when they see me."

Zhu Bajie's ears twitched, "That's right, our master is a high-ranking monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. We are people who want to do great things. What do you know?"

Sha Seng led the white dragon horse forward and said, "Big Brother, Second Brother, don't bother with them. We really do look scary."

Wukong and Bajie: Brother, whose side are you on?

Bai Gu Jing was a little embarrassed: "Master, if you take me with you, I am afraid you will be criticized from time to time in the future. It is better to..."

She lowered her head, seeming to want to say something but stopped herself.

Master Sanzang originally wanted to take her to practice together so as to make up for the evil deeds he had done in the past.

But the way he looked seemed to only bring him trouble.

Tang Shan smiled knowingly, "Other people have their mouths, they can say whatever they want, but what kind of people we are is not determined by their mouths."

"Kongkong, Zhuba, don't be upset. You are hundreds of years old, why bother with these little brats?"

When Wukong and Zhu Bajie heard this, they also thought it was the case and stopped paying attention to the discussions of the people around them.

At this moment, a group of soldiers suddenly poured into the street.

Standing in two rows, full of momentum.

A ceremonial officer walked in front, followed by a gorgeous eight-person sedan chair.

Sitting in the sedan was a young man who looked to be in his twenties.

She wore a gorgeous crown and fine clothes, and looked extremely noble.

"The Crown Prince is on tour, all outsiders must evacuate."

"Master, this guy is even more impressive than you."

Zhu Bajie enjoys watching the fun.

Tang Shan was inwardly conflicted: With you guys next door, you can scare a few timid passersby to death.

This is quite stylish.

"Be careful, my prince!"

An urgent shout broke the silence of the street.

The soldiers drew their swords in a flash, and the blades emitted a chilling light under the sunlight.

Suddenly, a group of men in black with great martial arts skills flew down from the roof of a restaurant on the street.

"Protect the emperor!" The two groups of people immediately started fighting with each other.

The people shouted and fled in panic.

Tang Shan and her group stood at the end of the street watching the excitement.

Tang Shan wanted to laugh when she saw the group of men in black.

You are wearing such conspicuous clothes in broad daylight because you are afraid that others will not know that you are doing illegal activities.

Wukong hugged the iron rod and looked bored. "This fight is just like playing house. Master, if you want to see something more exciting, it would be better if I beat up Bajie."

The person involved, Zhu Bajie: You are so arrogant, but you use me as a punching bag.

Am I some kind of cheap person?

But he was just a fool in front of Wukong and dared not speak out.

Zhu Bajie could only happily hold a handful of five-spice melon seeds and place them in the White Bone Demon's hand like offering a treasure.

"Sister, try this. It tastes delicious."

Sha Monk hurriedly said, "Second Brother, those melon seeds you're holding are mine!"

"Go away, is your name written on this melon seed?"

Sha Seng walked forward without hesitation and turned over a few melon seeds.

Pointing to a spot one millimeter above the melon seed shell, he said, "I carved the word 'sand' here."

This is to prevent Zhu Bajie from stealing food.

Tang Shan calmly took out a magnifying glass and took a look.

Oh wow, there really is a character “沙”.

She asked what Sha Seng was doing there alone for most of the day yesterday.

So I've been carving this thing all day.

This perseverance is comparable to that of Yugong moving the mountains.

Zhu Bajie was exposed in front of people and he immediately lost face.

He really didn't expect that Sha Seng, who usually looked silly, could be so smart.

"Oh, I'm so annoyed. I'll just give it back to you."

Wukong: Huh? Why is he stealing my lines?

Drifting Monk: Why did I bother him by simply stating the truth? Second Brother is truly unpredictable.

White Bone Demon: It’s so awkward to be stuck in the middle.

White Dragon Horse: Here comes the chance to show how caring and thoughtful I am!

"Master, come and have some snacks."

The white dragon horse turned back into human form, took a bag of cakes from a roadside stall and handed it to Tang Shan's mouth.

"We can't bully ordinary people even if they haven't paid yet."

Except for gods and fairies.

The White Dragon Horse said sensibly, "Of course I gave it to you."

He dropped a pearl on the boss's stall.

Tang Shan had just taken a bite when the mechanical sound of the system rang in her head.

"Friendly notice: The host has spent half a tael of gold, please be frugal."

Tang Shan said incoherently: "I earned so much, what's wrong with spending half an ounce?"

"Oh, no," she suddenly realized and forgot to chew the pastry.

When the hell did I spend half a tael of gold?

I only dared to drink water from the mountains for free.

"System, are you malfunctioning?"

"system?"

"system?!!!……"

Give me back my half tael of gold!

Tang Shan was hysterically shouting at the system, wanting to cry but unable to.

At this time, there is the unsuspecting White Dragon Horse, the concerned White Bone Demon, the disdainful Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, and the naive Sha Seng.

They stared at Tang Shan who was frozen in the act of chewing.

"Master, are you okay?"

Eat Liuliumei whenever you have time~

Tang Shan, feeling hopeless, took out a bag of Lychee Plums and started eating them by herself.

At this time, the street assassination operations were entering a white-hot stage.

Seeing the soldiers falling one after another, the ceremonial officer panicked and pulled the eldest prince away and ran away.

The eldest prince's face, which was originally partially hidden by the curtain of the sedan chair, now clearly revealed his true appearance.

The White Bone Demon suddenly shouted, "Shen Lang!"

She dodged and stood in front of the eldest prince.

The assassin's knife sank right into her abdomen.

A stream of blood slowly flowed out.

The White Bone Demon's body does not bleed, so Tang Shan put several bags of blood on her.

To avoid any unexpected situations and to avoid people suspecting her identity as a fairy.

The White Bone Demon waved her sleeves and several assassins were instantly knocked away.

The eldest prince held her arm with a serious expression.

"Are you OK?"

The White Bone Demon stared at the man in front of her with tears in her eyes, and said with a smile: "Shen Lang, it's great to see you again."

While the couple was in love over there, Zhu Bajie was crying loudly over here.

"Master, she, she cheated!"

She cried so heartbreakingly.

Tang Shan covered her ears and said, "I haven't even lived with you, how can I cheat on you?"

Wukong took the opportunity to add insult to injury: "You can't even be considered heartbroken, because you've never been in love, hahahaha!"

Zhu Bajie...