Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

dong dong dong-

The sound of horse hooves came from afar and woke up the drowsy master and disciple.

"Master, here I come."

"Shh~"

Tang Shan raised the night vision binoculars and counted them. There were as many as thirty people.

"Master, you're guarding here in the middle of the night just to wait for the horse thieves?"

Bajie stood up clumsily, patting the dirty part of his knees with his big hands.

Sha Monk suddenly realized, "Master, you knew that thieves would come to Diling County to rob people, so you reminded Mr. Kou not to show off."

He lowered his head in thought. Mr. Kou ignored the advice and insisted on holding a grand ceremony. The master was staying here to protect them.

Master is indeed the kindest person in the world.

Tang Shan, who was watching the show, was in a good mood. "Look, they've fallen into the trap."

Call——

boom--

The horse's hooves slipped under the oil, and it fell straight to the ground, and the thief on the horse's back was thrown out.

"Mm, does this horse know how to walk? It's about to fall to death."

The thief rubbed his butt and tried to stand up, but the next second his feet slipped and he fell to the ground with his butt again.

They reached out and groped around, feeling the sticky touch, and finally they touched something soft and cool.

The last few thieves pulled the reins in time and escaped disaster.

They subconsciously lit torches to see clearly what was on the ground.

"Brother, catch it."

The thief boss, who was slumped on the ground, reached out and caught it, but sparks splashed onto the ground and instantly started a fire.

"Ouch——"

The thieves were suddenly in a panic, with ghosts crying and wolves howling.

The master and his apprentice were enjoying the scene from the crack in the wall a few dozen meters away.

Wukong: "Master, did you spill the kerosene?"

Tang Shan pondered, "Maybe, I accidentally picked up the wrong bottle..."

Bajie was scared: Fortunately, I didn’t spill it on him, otherwise it would have been very dangerous!

Four-wheel drive is always more stable than the balance of two-legged animals. When the horses saw flames burning all around, their desire to avoid disaster and survive instantly increased.

They struggled to get up from the ground with all their might and swarmed towards the direction of the water source they thought they knew.

The thief's butt was on fire and he rushed forward crying and shouting.

As the saying goes, good fortune never comes alone, and misfortune never comes singly. The person who rushed in the front was lucky enough to step on the mousetrap lying on the ground.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The burning sensation in my buttocks was instantly distracted by the stinging pain under my feet, and screams broke through the darkness.

The second runner rushed over and shouted angrily, "What are you yelling about? Get down on the ground and roll away!"

If your back is on fire, the fastest way to save your life is to immediately lie down and roll over to put out the fire.

"Don't……"

Before he could warn him, his brother fell down and rolled out in front of him.

click-

"what!"

Click click click——

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Tang Shan gritted her teeth and shook her head. This must be very painful.

Sha Seng was puzzled, "Master, where do we get so many mousetraps?"

"There aren't that many, so I can only use traps to make up the numbers."

After these words were spoken, the apprentice's excitement about watching the show cooled down a bit.

Bear trap? Is the man still alive?

Wukong: "Master, we are almost at Leiyin Temple. It would be bad to make such a big fuss right now."

Bajie: "I agree with what Monkey said. Let's be more restrained for now. Once we get the scriptures, everything will be easy to discuss."

Sha Monk: "Their crimes are not punishable by death. At most, they are charged with attempted robbery."

Xiaobai nodded: "I agree with the above point of view."

The moonlight shone on half of Tang Shan's face. She blinked her innocent big eyes, and her eyes were clear.

"Kongkong, the bananas are for you, right?"

Wukong was stunned, "Yes..."

"Bajie, you are responsible for carrying and pouring the oil, right?"

Bajie was shocked, "Huh?"

"Lao Sha, you were responsible for setting up the banana peels and mousetraps, right?"

Sha Seng was bewildered, "Hmm..."

Xiaobai was nervous, but secretly relieved, as if he had done nothing.

"Xiaobai, you saw it but didn't stop what the brothers did. That's not right, is it?"

Xiaobai was petrified: What!!!

Disciple: So Master is the only good person!