Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Bang bang bang-"

"Is Mr. Tang here?"

Who? Who is Mr. Tang?

"No, no!" Tang Shan stood up quickly and made a smooth S-shaped move to avoid the things in the hands of the four disciples.

Squeak——

The maid pushed open the door, and the Jade Rabbit Fairy swaggered over the threshold and walked into the hall.

Tang Shan...

I already said I wasn't there. If you had known it was impolite, why would you have asked?

The apprentices hurriedly hid the things behind their backs and stared at the uninvited guests who appeared early in the morning.

Tang Shan stood there helplessly. The Jade Rabbit Fairy curled her lips and clapped her hands. Four or five maids emerged from behind her, each holding a silver basin covered with a red cloth with a slight bulge in the middle.

Bajie whispered to each other, "It's over. It seems the princess has given up and plans to give us some free gifts and send us away."

Sha Monk scratched his head, "Isn't this good? Master can't really be a son-in-law."

Wukong: "Don't shout, look carefully first."

He didn't believe that the goblin in front of him would let his master go so easily.

Another female official approached and lifted the red cloth one by one. "This is black maca, black wolfberry, and black mulberry, tributes from foreign countries."

"It's five-year-old leeks fried with old hens' eggs, and the largest king of oysters sashimi and geoduck platter."

Bajie: Wow! It’s all food!

Sha Seng looked down at the wine in his hand. It was over. He was outdone.

Xiaobai was annoyed: How could I forget about oysters? What a mistake!

Wukong disagreed. His tiger whip was irreplaceable and had the best effect.

"This is a local specialty, the Indian God Oil. Apply it beforehand and it will definitely turn your mushroom into an iron pillar."

"Hehe...hehe..."

Tang Shan looked at the female official who gave a very clear introduction with complicated eyes. How could she have the nerve to speak so confidently in front of so many people?

Bajie: "Good job! Everything you need to drink, eat, and use is now ready."

Could it be that tonight is our wedding night?

The Jade Rabbit Fairy approached Tang Shan leisurely, and felt a tingling sensation in her ears. "Sir, I know a lot. I will help you regain your virility."

Tang Shan had goosebumps all over her body under her clothes, and it was really creepy.

"Damn it, Brother Monkey, if you don't stop this, Master is about to be stolen!"

Bajie's eyes were complicated, he felt jealous and envious but also a little panicked, and was very conflicted.

Wukong sat down and said: "It is going to rain, and my master is going to get married. Breaking up someone's marriage is like killing their parents."

After he finished speaking, he secretly took a sip of the tiger penis soup. It was fragrant and rich in flavor. Not bad, not bad.

Bajie...

If you can't beat them, join them. "Brother Monkey, give me some too."

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai...

"Princess" Tang Shan quickly stepped back a few steps, "Please respect yourself."

The Jade Rabbit Fairy covered her mouth with her hands and smiled. She turned to Wukong and the others and bargained, "I will give you 10,000 taels of gold so that I can stay in a room alone with Mr. Tang."

"What!" Bajie wiped the grease from his mouth, "What do you think of your master? What do you think of us?"

Tang Shan was surprised. Has Bajie become so sensible?

Sha Seng and Xiaobai nodded in satisfaction, and the second senior brother finally did not embarrass himself.

Bajie: You must be joking. Master’s worth is not just ten thousand taels.

The Jade Rabbit Fairy laughed secretly, thinking that the price must be not enough.

"Fifty thousand taels!"

Wukong looked at Bajie with interest. I'm afraid that the fool will hesitate this time.

Bajie stood straight and shook his head firmly, "We are not greedy for money. Do you know why your temptation can't move us?"

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows: Oh?

"Hmm?" The Jade Rabbit Fairy frowned. "Why?"

Bajie: "Of course it's not enough! I need at least 100,000 taels."

Everyone present fell silent.