Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The three brothers exchanged glances. Since this reason didn't work, they had to try another one.

Bi Han: "We have never done anything that is against the will of heaven and earth."

Bishu: "We bless the people living down the mountain with good weather and a good harvest."

Bi Chen: "Yeah, that's what happened above."

Wukong frowned, "It's not a crime punishable by death?"

You say so much just to avoid punishment.

Tang Shan: "But Master didn't say to kill them!"

The rhino's eyes lit up, "I just want their horns."

Rhino Demon: Then we can kill him directly...

Bi Han raised his hand weakly: "Can't we just not saw it?"

Bajie's hands were sore from pulling, "Master, are you going to saw it or not?"

Tang Shan half-knelt, lifted Bi Chen's face with her fingers, and wiped the corners of his mouth where there was residue of fragrant oil with a tissue in her other hand.

Rhino Spirit: ???

Is this clean and ready?

Disciples: ???

Master likes him?

"You claim to be so innocent, but the cost of the incense oil offered by the people alone every year is a whopping 50,000 taels."

Tang Shan threw down the tissue and stood up disdainfully.

A family's annual expenses are less than two hundred taels.

Bishu was indignant. "They worshiped me, begged me, and provided for me, and I responded to their requests, thoughts, and wishes. What crime have we committed?"

Bihan sneered, "Compared to some gods and Buddhas who sit high up in the halls, receiving incense from the people but doing nothing, we brothers are so much better."

Bi Chen: "Yeah, that's what happened above."

Wukong was speechless for a moment, thinking that he also couldn't stand those high and mighty gods and Buddhas in the past.

Sha Seng silently thought about what the demon said and found that it made some sense.

After all, Bajie was the Marshal of the Heavenly Troops in his time, had a lot of experience in officialdom, and was also a formal member of the Heavenly Court.

It is normal for the gods with official positions to receive offerings. No matter how many good things the gods without official positions do, it seems that they are just trying to steal the offerings from the gods with official positions.

Tang Shan was also a little embarrassed. Even if she said they were bad, it was a two-way fight between them and the people.

It's not bad, they wanted to eat themselves first, although this is every goblin's ultimate dream.

Besides, Tang Shan suspected that the disaster was probably caused by the rhinoceros demon seizing the incense of Jinping Prefecture, so the higher-ups sent them to wipe it out.

Seeing Tang Shan hesitating, the three brothers of the Pi family thought there was a chance.

"Saint monk, you are handsome, highly accomplished, and have tender skin and meat. One bite of yours will make you immortal, and two bites will increase your cultivation. You can't blame us for wanting to eat you."

"That's right, if you want to blame someone, you can only blame the holy monk. You are really a treasure from head to toe. It's inevitable for us vulgar monsters to be like you."

Bajie secretly thought that he had met his match. These monsters knew how to retreat in order to advance, and put the responsibility of eating meat on the victim, but kept praising him so much that he couldn't get angry at all.

high! It’s really high!

Wukong: "Master, you won't be shaken, will you?"

Tang Shan: "Even though it's wrong for them to eat me, they are praising me!"

Wukong...

Master, how can you be such a superficial person!

"You can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the punishment of living. Your three rhino horns will serve as the money for the incense you've eaten over the years."

"Ah!" There was a cry of pain.

"What?" Tang Shan searched her pocket for the tools to commit the crime. "You don't have to pay for the meal!"

What should I use to saw? An axe? A saw? A machete?

Bajie whispered, "Master, among the weapons you just took away was the axe."

To kill people and destroy their hearts, he actually used the rhinoceros demon's life weapon to saw off their horns.

"Be good~ It doesn't hurt~ I'll give you anesthesia."

The next second, the needle as thick as a chopstick pressed against the rhinoceros's hard skin and turned directly into a fishhook.