Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bi Han looked it up and down and said, "Very good, it's all clean."

The next second, the old abbot decisively lay down, rolled four and a half times, and repeated the above actions in a cycle.

You like cleanliness, right? Now that he's dirty, how can the fairy eat him?

However, something unexpected happened while rolling and the towel fell off.

For a moment, you could hear a pin drop in the air.

The mud and sand covered both buttocks, and the white towel was wrinkled.

Before the rhinoceros demon even had time to say anything, his little demons had already wisely grabbed one of each of the old abbot's arms and dragged him to wash his body again.

"Hmph~" He suddenly felt a sense of pride in his heart, as if it was a great thing to survive in front of the goblin for a while longer.

The two little demons picked him up and hung his feet in the air.

Despite this, the strong and brave old abbot stretched out his legs and used his toes to push hard, and he managed to pick up the bath towel from the ground.

"My two demon benefactors, could you please let me wrap you in a bath towel?"

The little demons glanced at the culprit who had doubled their workload, and they really gave him face!

In this way, the two monsters picked up the old abbot, and the abbot picked up the white towel with his toes and dragged it all the way back to the bathing area at the back.

The old abbot was so excited that he said: Holy monk, you must come quickly!

Bi Chen: "Brother, this monk is actually quite old."

Bishu: "Brother, do we have to eat this?"

Ward off the cold...

At the foot of Qinglong Mountain, the master and his disciples hurried and finally arrived at the rhinoceros demon's sphere of influence.

"Kongkong, why didn't your master see any goblins patrolling the mountains?"

It was already late at night, and the moonlight could not penetrate the dense forests and mountains at all.

"Master, don't talk about you. I can't see it either."

Wukong blinked hard, but it seemed that his flaming eyes had no night vision function.

Bajie yawned, "I can't patrol the mountain all day long. I'm afraid he's sleeping right now."

Sha Seng took out a torch and lit it, and the area within a few meters around him instantly became bright.

Suddenly, a flame appeared in the dark area. Wukong worriedly said, "Will this make us too big of a target?"

Wouldn't the goblins immediately discover where they were?

It was late at night and it was not conducive to fighting, and the master could easily be abducted.

Bajie has seen through everything and doesn't think so.

He touched the tip of his nose and asked, "Is it possible that Master just wanted it that way..."

After all, the mountain is so big, it will take a long time to find it by myself.

Wouldn’t it be easier if I could just catch the goblin myself?

Wukong fell silent. He felt that this might be the case...

Tang Shan nodded with satisfaction, "It's great that you can understand my strategy."

The actual meaning is: She is a little afraid of the dark and can't do without a light.

So, Sha Seng silently took out two more torches and lit them, one for each of them.

As for Tang Shan's, she stuffed it directly into the White Dragon Horse's mouth and let him hold it.

White Dragon Horse: No!

The little demon pushed the old abbot out again, "My lord, this time it's really clean."

The rhinoceros demon looked over and saw that the old abbot was tied up with the chair, and the little demon directly carried the chair legs out.

In order to prevent the old monk from causing trouble again, they tied him up tightly and did not give him any chance to retrain.

Old Abbot: It’s dangerous!

Bishu took out the glass pieces of the three golden lamps, on which remained a thick layer of butter and fragrant oil.

He took a greedy sniff and licked his lips evilly at the old abbot.

Fried meat slices with sesame oil are extremely delicious.

Bi Chen sharpened his knife and rushed towards the abbot. At the critical moment, the old abbot suddenly spat at him!

The saliva is flying everywhere, and the more you can turn your neck, the more coverage the saliva will reach.

The old abbot is risking his life, Holy monk, you must come!

"Huh~" Bichen and Bishu quickly jumped two meters away. This old monk was too unhygienic.

Xiao Yao even wanted to commit suicide. If she continued to wash like this, when would she be able to lie down on the bed?

Bi Han's face turned gloomy and mixed with anger.

It's really hateful that the old monk keeps making fun of them.

He would make him watch with his own eyes as his flesh was cut off piece by piece, handcuffed on hot oil, and then let him smell it to see if it smelled good.

Bi Chen waved his hand, and the little demon had to push the old abbot back to wash.

In light of the profound lessons learned from the previous two times, this time they even sealed the abbot's mouth with a cloth to ensure that nothing would go wrong.

The old abbot shed tears silently. Was it his fate to die in the belly of a demon?

On the other side, Tang Shan even used a loudspeaker.

"Where are you, my goblin? I am Tang Monk, I am here."

"Where are you, my goblin? I am Tang Monk, I am here."

The tape recorder played loudly in a loop. In the firelight, Wukong had a complicated expression, and he seemed to be hesitant to speak.

He always felt that something was amiss with his journey, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it...

I just... always feel weird...

The little demon patrolling the mountain accidentally fell asleep under a tree, and the candle in the lantern was blown out by the wind.

It was not until Tang Shan and the others approached that the sound of horns and the light of fire woke him up from his sleep.

The little goblin in the dream became a king and lived a good life with plenty of food and drink and people serving him wholeheartedly.

After waking up from the dream, I immediately put myself into the role of a worker.

He quickly climbed up and hid behind a giant tree. Taking advantage of the night, he blended in with the surroundings and was difficult to detect.

"Master, is it possible that there are no goblins in the mountains at all?"

"So, the old abbot was simply blown away by the wind?"

"Master, you said we worked so hard to obtain the scriptures, but why do we only encounter bad things? Why don't you provide some benefits or something?"

"Hehe~" Tang Shan sneered. What was she thinking about? Welfare.

It would be considered merciful if I didn't give you two hundred difficulties.

"Let's hurry up and get going. We don't know how the old abbot is doing."

This old man is a nice guy, but he doesn’t have the aura of a protagonist. I don’t know if he has been killed.

She still hoped that she could save him, even if it was only in the book.

The little demon behind the tree heard clearly that the group of people in front of them were Tang Sanzang and his disciples who were going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

He quickly took a shortcut and returned to Xuanying Cave to inform Tang Shan before she arrived.

The king will surely reward you handsomely then.

At this moment, Bishu's sharp blade was placed on the old abbot's neck, and he said in a harsh tone: "Where should we start eating first?"

The fear and despair in the prey's eyes seemed to greatly stimulate his appetite, and the quality of the meat seemed to have improved.

The old abbot closed his eyes, resigned himself to fate, and could only silently chant in his heart: "Amitabha."

With a flick of his hand, the little demon rushed in, "Great... Great King! A few monks have come down the mountain. I heard they are Tang Sanzang, who is going to the Western Paradise!"

The old abbot suddenly opened his eyes, and burst into tears of joy at having survived the calamity. The huge shock was too much for him to digest all at once.

It was worth it that I persevered with my strong willpower, the holy monk finally came!

"Just in time!"

Bishu threw down the blade, turned around and walked to Bihan and Bichen, "With Tang Monk here, who would want to eat this old bald donkey?"

The little demon who was in charge of washing up nearby: Huh? So, his work was in vain???