Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Master, don't we need to prepare some tribute or something?"

The county magistrate looked at Tang Shan, who was lying beside him with Ge You, in confusion. To pray for rain, shouldn't he set up an altar, set up formations, burn incense and chant scriptures?

Tang Shan lazily opened her eyelids and asked, "Oh, what tribute do you have?"

If you were so sincere, you would not have overturned the tribute prepared for the Jade Emperor three years ago.

Fortunately, the Jade Emperor, who had not come to inspect for thousands or tens of thousands of years, happened to see his tribute being eaten by a dog.

The probability of this star hitting the earth is so small that you still encounter it. Your bad luck in this life is over.

Tang Shan let out a soft "tsk". It was the other people who suffered. They had suffered an unexpected disaster and had endured three years of hardship in vain.

The Jade Emperor is a ruthless man of few words, so can't he exact his revenge? He has to impose collective punishment, right?

The county magistrate choked and stirred his food awkwardly with his fingers. After three years of drought, it seemed that he really had nothing to offer to the gods of heaven and earth.

But, there can't be nothing...

Wukong retracted his iron rod, straightened his clothes, and squatted beside Tang Shan. "Master, should I go find the Dragon King now?"

There is no time to lose. The sooner the problem is resolved, the less suffering the people will suffer.

Bajie pulled him up and pushed him out the door, "Brother Monkey, go quickly, we will protect Master."

Tang Shan nodded and said, "Go ahead."

After Wukong left on his cloud, Tang Shan asked the county magistrate to build a few wooden frames in the open space outside the mansion gate.

Bajie and Sha Seng carried Tang Shan's artificial rain-making artifact and placed it on the shelf.

According to the plot in the book, Wukong cannot really pray for rain on this trip.

Tang Shan thought, after Wukong found the Dragon King, he would go to battle with the Jade Emperor, and then come back to scold the county magistrate.

The people were starving and thirsty, and they had to recite scriptures sincerely to appease the Jade Emperor's anger. Only then could he issue a decree to allow rain and summon all the employees of the Dragon King of Wind, Rain, Thunder and Lightning to work before anything could be done.

She felt like a fish living in the desert, ready to dry up at any moment.

"Master, okay."

The county magistrate and his attendant's eyes lit up as they excitedly caressed the cannon's cold, black texture. "Master, what kind of magical object is this?"

"Hey!" Bajie glared at the two people beside him, "Don't break it."

Tang Shan picked up the remote control and said, "Everyone, I advise you to return to the safe area as soon as possible."

Upon hearing this, Bajie and Sha Seng immediately retreated behind Tang Shan.

What is a safe area? It must be behind the master to ensure that nothing goes wrong.

The person who was originally standing next to him suddenly appeared more than ten steps away. The county magistrate could hardly believe his eyes.

Sha Monk kindly reminded, "Everyone, come quickly, Master is going to bring rain."

Yes, Tang Shan’s rain was not prayed for, but achieved with the help of strong scientific and technological power.

Press the button to turn it on, "bang bang bang——"

With three loud bangs, the warhead loaded with catalyst flew straight into the sky and plunged into a large area of ​​thick white clouds.

The cloud droplets began to condense and grow rapidly, and finally became huge raindrops that fell to the ground.

The county magistrate was so shocked by the sound of the artillery shells that his legs went limp and he almost lost his balance and lost face.

He secretly glanced at Tang Shan and found that they were all staring at the sky intently and did not notice his gaffe.

"Master, will it rain now?"

The shells have just been launched and have not yet taken effect.

"Don't be impatient. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."

In the sky, Wukong had just landed at the West Heaven Gate. The Heavenly King who protects the country was about to step forward to say hello when he heard a "bang" sound.

All of a sudden, the hands of the two people who were about to greet each other warmly stopped in mid-air, and they communicated only through eye contact.

Heavenly King Protector of the Nation: Were you the one who caused such a big commotion?

Wukong: I am now a messenger of peace and love. This matter has absolutely nothing to do with me.

Tang Shan: My dear disciple, it was your master who did this. Tell me if it has anything to do with you. Hahahaha…

The "Great Sage" Heavenly King who protects the country had just taken two steps forward when he suddenly remembered the story of Tang Monk and his disciples robbery that had been circulating in the Heavenly Palace.

He silently put the purse at his waist behind his back, and after carefully checking that there were no valuable treasures on him, he dared to step forward with a smile.

"How come Great Sage has time to come up here today?"

I secretly complained: Instead of doing my job properly, I came here to cause trouble.

Wukong didn't care about his little action just now. There was nothing worth snatching from the King of the Guardian of the Nation.

"Heavenly King, I have come to ask the Dragon King for some rain."

It happened that the Dragon King had just finished a meeting at the Lingxiao Palace and was about to go home through the West Heaven Gate. From a distance, he heard Wukong talking about wanting him to make it rain.

It's bad! It's not a good time to go this way today.

The Dragon King shrank back, trying to minimize his presence, and tiptoed along the white jade pillar to return to the original path.

When the Protector of the Nation heard this, realizing it was just such a trivial matter, he glanced at the golden figure struggling to move beside the pillar and said, "Dragon King, the Great Sage is looking for you—"

The Dragon King froze. The damn Heavenly King who protects the country was just a few steps away from perfectly hiding in the blind spot!

Wukong walked towards him, waving and greeting him: "Dragon King, what are you doing in that little corner?"

A furry hand rested on his shoulder. The Dragon King turned stiffly, a smile forming on his lips. "Great Sage, don't... I hope you are all right... Haha."

Behind Wukong, the Heavenly King whooshed away.

He had a hunch that nothing good would come of staying there.

The Dragon King looked around and saw that only he and Wukong were left in the huge West Heaven Gate.

"Dragon King, are you hot?"

Wukong loosened his grip, and a thin layer of sweat appeared on the Dragon King's forehead.

He quickly raised his sleeve to wipe it, and replied guiltily, "No... It's not hot, not at all."

Wukong pulled his other wide sleeve and said, "Then hurry up and come with me to make it rain."

The Dragon King quickly reached out to stop him, "Great Sage, where do you want me to go to bring rain?"

"Fengxian County."

The Dragon King's heart was completely hanging.

He thought that if it was some harmless place, it would be okay to do a favor and let it rain a little.

But Fengxian County is not a good option!

Everyone knows that the Jade Emperor inspected the human world two days ago, came back in anger, and issued a clear order forbidding any rain to fall in Fengxian County.

If the monkey does this, isn't he seeking death by pulling out the tiger's beard?

"Great Sage, my brother!" The Dragon King pulled him aside and said, "It's not that I won't help you, but you have to have a decree from the law."

Since the matter cannot be avoided, he might as well divert the conflict and let the monkey battle with the Jade Emperor.

Besides, he was an excellent employee of the Heavenly Court, and he naturally couldn't get into trouble without his boss's permission.

The two men were pulling and tugging at the West Heaven Gate, and then a loud thunder and lightning sounded.

Wukong turned his head and looked under the clouds. Suddenly, the direction of Fengxian County was covered with dark clouds and thunder, as if it was going to rain.

The Dragon King was confused. He was still here, so who was going to make it rain?

Which file king is secretly working during off-get off work hours?

Wukong thought that the Dragon King was deliberately making fun of him, but in fact he had already secretly sent people to do the job.

He grinned, "You're so good, Dragon King, you really know how to give your brothers surprises."

"Ah?" The Dragon King opened his mouth. Surprised?

But, this wasn't his doing...

"Okay, okay, now that the matter is settled, I will go back."

"No, Great Sage..."

With a whoosh, the somersault cloud flew out and disappeared without a trace, leaving the Dragon King with a confused look on his face.

"No, it's not me—"