Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Mom, should we report this to the police?"

"Shh!" The teahouse owner quickly covered her daughter's mouth. Not to mention whether there would be anyone willing to handle the case if they went to the government office in the middle of the night, what if they encountered other thieves on the way?

In addition to the group of monks he took in, it is impossible to explain the relationship between the two.

The mother and daughter huddled in bed, shivering and not daring to breathe. They could only pray anxiously that the night would pass quickly.

Sha Monk handed over a razor, glanced at the thief, and smiled meaningfully, "Master, be careful."

The thief boss' heart was beating fast and he swallowed fearfully.

"Don't come over here! Killing people is against the law!"

Tang Shan walked forward with a smile on her face. "Be good, don't move."

"Devil! You are simply murderers—"

The thieves struggled violently, like a giant crab tied up and trying desperately to escape.

Red Boy stood aside with his arms folded in amusement. He wanted to see what his sworn brother could do.

After all, he is a big devil in the world, and he is no less capable than others in tormenting others.

"Eh~" Wukong followed beside him with a grin, stretched out his fingers and began to count the heads, "Let's see how many we have to kill, one, two, three..."

The torture before death is the most horrifying. At this time, everyone's face is pale, and some are even frightened to incontinence.

Tang Shan frowned, refusing to move forward, and looked down at the group of people on the ground with disdain.

"With such little courage, you can become a bandit? Don't you need to take an exam to become a bandit these days?"

Bajie blurted out: "Speaking of gang leaders, no one can compare to Master."

He suddenly stopped, his mind finally registering what he was about to say.

He mechanically turned his head slowly, met Tang Shan's eyes, and said in a much more relaxed tone, "Right...right?"

It's over. He seemed to have said what was in his heart.

Bajie pursed his lips, and Tang Shan lowered her eyes in thought, realizing that she was actually the biggest bandit leader in the world of Journey to the West.

Is she so awesome now?

Thinking of this, she smiled proudly and said, "Be low-key, be low-key, don't show off your wealth."

"Ah?" Bajie raised his head in disbelief, and Wukong shook his head imperceptibly. What else can you do when you meet such a master? Just pamper him.

Red Boy: Poof——

"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated, woooo ...

Bajie stuffed a towel into the thief boss's mouth, "Humiliation, humiliation, humiliation on your head."

The other men closed their eyes as if accepting their fate, never expecting that their boss would be the first person to be covered in blood tonight.

"Mom, there seems to be terrible screaming upstairs."

The girl thought, do they really not need to report to the police?

The proprietress tiptoed out of bed, made sure the door was locked, and then pushed a chair in to block it.

I came back and covered the child's ears with my hands, "Don't be afraid, it will be fine in the morning."

In fact, she didn't know what the situation would be like tomorrow, so she could only try her best to comfort her daughter.

Wukong raised his sword and slashed it down, and Tang Shan dubbed beside him: "Jiangjianjian——"

The thieves huddled together. Are these monks perverted murderers? They even dub while killing people!

A round bald head appeared.

Boss:?

The neck is still there, but the top of the head is cold.

"Uuuuuu——"

He shouted desperately that if he had no hair, he would be killed directly, otherwise he would be caught and taken to see the king, where he would die a more miserable death.

Tang Shan leaned over and considerately wiped the loose hair off the thief boss's forehead.

Curiously, "Newly promoted elder, do you have something urgent to say?"

He whimpered and nodded rapidly.

Bajie chimed in, "Don't worry about him. He must be too excited about being a monk for the first time."

Red Boy is like an old man on the subway looking at his phone, is that right?