Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 272 Father and Son Go to the Underworld
In the bottomless cave, the little demon invited the dusty Sha Seng and Bajie, whose face was covered with saliva marks, to come to Tang Shan.
Wukong twisted Bajie's ear and said, "You are so good, you pig-skinned pig! Master is still in danger of death and you are actually sleeping soundly."
"Hehehe, I'm not, I'm not." Bajie quickly raised his hand to stop Wukong from increasing his intensity. "These are my tears, they're salty, okay!"
He wanted to say, "If you don't believe me, try it," but he himself found it disgusting so he didn't dare to say it directly. Otherwise, it wouldn't be as simple as twisting his ears and scolding him.
Wukong let go, sneered, and said, "Didn't you eat salty pancakes this morning? Of course your saliva is salty."
Sha Seng walked quickly to Tang Shan and saw that his master was intact, so he finally felt relieved.
He had put a jar of salt and sugar in it when he was cooking, and poured in all the laxatives he had with him.
Even if his master was killed, he wanted the entire demon cave to be buried with him.
Bajie was sharp-eyed and pushed Sha Seng away with his butt, "Master, you scared us."
At this time, of course, you should step forward to express your care and concern as soon as possible.
Tang Shan looked up and saw that he was sleeping with one side of his face bigger than the other, and she was too lazy to expose him.
"Okay, let's pack up, pick up Xiaobai and continue on our way."
Li Jing and Nezha, father and son, were traveling so fast that the white clouds were worn out to produce sparks.
The rat demon was following behind, and at first I could still see its tail, but now I am completely alone.
Her unique train of thought was making her sigh that her adoptive father and brother claimed to be indifferent to her, but she didn't expect that they were more anxious about getting married than she was.
He was indeed anxious, but Li Jing was just anxious to ask Wukong not to complain.
As for Nezha's anxiety, it was because he had finally collected enough money that Tang Shan asked for for stealing the tower, and was in a hurry to pay the deposit.
As soon as he fell into the bottomless pit, two little demons came to greet him.
"Master, Master, your presence is a great honor to our humble home."
"Get out!" Li Jing held the pagoda with a fierce look in his eyes and walked straight to the cave entrance.
Another little demon bravely approached Nezha, "Master, you are really handsome and full of vigor."
Nezha glanced at him expressionlessly and said, "You get out too."
"Okay~"
The two little demons really lay down immediately, bent their waists, hugged their knees and rolled into the cave.
Although my aunt's relatives had bad tempers, they didn't do anything wrong by beating them.
The two brothers looked at each other and thought, "Oops! I forgot to ask how far I should roll!"
Perhaps there was a connection between the deity and the tablets used for offering incense, and the father and son immediately found the incense table next to the main cave.
The air is filled with sandalwood incense and the table is filled with fragrant flowers and fresh fruits.
Li Jing said nothing, and Nezha remained silent, staring coldly at the wooden tablet in the center of the table.
Is there a pagoda on the left that's tilted at a 45-degree angle? That should represent Li Jing.
On the right is a circle of varying sizes, with a gun in the middle? This shape looks like...
"Oh~" Li Jing sighed lightly, what a sin.
The next second, a ball of red flame burned the tablet on the right with a whoosh sound, and it turned into black ash in an instant.
Nezha blew out the Samadhi Fire on his fingertips as if nothing had happened, and the temperature in the room rose by a few degrees in due course.
Li Jing frowned, turned his head in confusion, stared at his unruly third son, and moved his lips.
Nezha spoke first, "Lao Deng, you have a problem with me burning my own tablet?"
"I"
"Stop!" Nezha turned around, "If you have any objections, keep them to yourself."
He is now anxious to find Tang Shan. Once he gets the pagoda, Li Jing won't even be qualified to stand and talk to him.
Li Jing stretched out his hand to stop him, his face unnatural as he said, "I was trying to say, since you've already burned it, why don't you burn my father's too?"
The main thing is that he can't breathe fire.
If a demon has a tablet enshrined in his home, who knows what kind of trouble he might cause in the future.
Nezha's breath hitched, his eyes lit up, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he asked with faint excitement: "Burn you?"
He finally did what a father should do!
Nezha held his chin and thought seriously, should he burn his whole body at once or start from his limbs first?
Li Jing...
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